My, you Jesus-needing fatties have been busy being poster shitheads for everything that is wrong in the world for viewers who believe everything they see on heavily fabricated, mindless reality television. What deeply disturbing psychological issues you must have! Oh, the humanity you obviously are lacking! You people are sad, pathetic stalkers with incredibly boring lives, and I can only imagine the immense self-loathing you must have for yourselves. I am crippled with fear for the impending demise of the human race.
Thankfully, I can find hope in the fact that there are threes of brave, selfless people out there who are so deeply invested in a reality television character that they embarked on a perilous crusade to chastise people who follow that same character online. It’s heroes such as these very, very, very, very few who remind me that we are not all savage hell-bound monsters!
Here’s another email from one of these heroes. Hopefully you will mine through the enthralling prose to find the inspiration to get right with God.
From: Um, what’s your name? <paula.sandusky@aol.com>
Subject:Message Body:
I must really be bugging you, because you seemed to have blocked me from posting any additional replies. Thank you for the compliment. Best wishes, xoxoxo.
No, THANK YOU, Can I get a what, What?! You have truly earned that smug self-satisfaction! We have been PWND! Clearly, I must delete this blog and exit the internet in shame.
Except for the fact that I have no fucking idea what this loon is talking about. I hadn’t even seen this genius’ comments until I had read this email. And as far as I can tell, neither Jacy nor our dear Professor have blocked anyone by that commenter name or email. Nor did either of them block the corresponding IP address: 173.76.249.70. So it appears you are still free to comment, JiggaWhut. Hooray!
Feel free to rejoin the conversation when you learn how to use the fucking internet.
“Feel free to rejoin the conversation when you learn how to use the fucking internet” should be the new “Let me google that for you.” Only longer and awesomer. Y’all are great.
I think Julia has too much time on her hands.
I picture her sitting all alone at an empty gate in JFK, tears of frustration running down her face in tiny black rivers. She is mumbling curses and furiously pecking away at her laptop, pausing occasionally to blow her nose into empty muffin cups and candy bar wrappers.
What WAS that tweet about, anyway? she wants to stay at the airport because….? It’s so hot out? No one will play with her? She hasn’t tweeted anything since, so maybe she did get an invite to the Hamptons and someone picked her up on the way out? In any case, why leave nice temperate California to come to this cement steambath? (I hate hot weather).
She has no friends, NYC is done with her. The ultimate humiliation – so more freebie crash couches and Lasagna had to drive in from LI to pick her up.
So she unleashed her inner rage beast on us because it’s all our fault her reality show sucks.
“no more freebie couches”
where is FREE LILLY?
Baggage claim, riding the carousel around, and around, and around..
i think julia is probably riding the carousel at JFK too, in lieu of her daily circle runs on the beach.
My favorite part of that clip is when she reaches the apex and realizes no one is following her, so she turns around.
I will never get tired of watching that gif.
She couldn’t have picked a more disgusting day to come to New York aimlessly, either. The whole city is boiling and she doesn’t have anyone to make the best of it with.
I hope she at least washed her hair, or she’s going to end up with a scalded scalp when the sun hits her peltgrease.
Oh great. It already smells bad enough here
I left NYC last night to visit my kiddos in Chicago…and I’m going back home to NYC right about when Julia is heading to Chicago. I don’t know what I did to deserve such fortune, but I feel like it’s a blessing.
So obvionsly Julia Allison that even I, a mere padawan hater, can see each and every “um” bell and whistle of our Julie’s signature “style”. Xoxoxoxoxo bunnies!
Btw, my crazy NPD eatIng disordered bitch sister also uses xoxoxo and smileys as passive attacks. What IS that????
That’s exactly what I thought. The “xo’s” are quite suspicious of donkey’s sign off. She is beyond nuts.
Perhaps Julie’s fan simply has trouble with this archaic vertical scrolling.
Internet says that ip address is boston area
http://iplocation.truevue.org/173.76.249.70.html
This one suggests it might be Boston or NYC:
Didn’t Julia also recently say that she’d changed to Verizon? Hmm.
I think you got it right. Verizon owns this IP address.
After getting caught red-handed emailing the tip about how she was dating De Storm (Whatever happened to him, anyway?), which she stupidly emailed from the same IP address as her later correspondence a couple days later with Jacy, maybe she thought it would be more incognito to post from her iPhone?
Except she already blabbed to the world that she switched to Verizon.
Donk is not teh smart.
I got Medway Mass –
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/173.76.249.7imgimghttp://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/173.76.249.7/img/img
Sorry – trying link again;
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip/173.76.249.7
Looks like Paula is some looneybird who is a full time staff at some religious retreat in the woods outside of NYC.
“Our Mission
Stony Point Center, modeling the love of Jesus, welcomes people of all faiths and nations to discern, discover, learn and lead. Together, bold dreamers experience the movement of God’s Spirit to create pathways to peace, nonviolence and justice.”
http://www.stonypointcenter.org/mediagallery/media.php?s=20100618121400164
So if all this hate mail isn’t geting you to find the inspiration to get right with God, I’m sure Paula is willing do the shit out of arts and crafts with you until you’re no longer a hell-bound monster. Love and light, bunnies!
*close italics fail
Jesus? Isn’t he that Marvel comics superhero with the righteous abs and a deadbeat dad?
Unfortunately, trying to geolocate an ip address to a particular city is a crapshoot. A 50% accuracy rating is considered pretty good among the various lookup services. Some services get up to 75%. The region may be correct, though, but they probably can’t narrow it down to a specific city.
We can’t really confirm it’s Julia, unless she visits here with a static ip that she has used before, and the mods can match it up. Plus, she’s been caught enough times that she may have wised up and started using proxies. AHAHAHA! We all know she is a complete n00b when it comes to such leet activities.
Sweet sister in law, Allie! And she even makes it seem as though there are just SO MANY fans of Julia that are being blocked! THERE ARE SO MANY FANS WE JUST DON’T SEE THEIR COMMENTS! Oh, dear. I love when an individual (and not their own PR ‘teams’) tries to dictate their prethentathon and perthepthon. Julia to family/frenemies: ‘Hey, do me a solid and write a nice comment about me on my hate site!’
Seriously? Over 4mil people in Boston Metro and you assume based on one IP address that the troll is Allie? From what’s been posted here Allie is not engaging any part of this fail show and certainly neither is Brit, so why would she come here and nonsensically pretend she’s been blocked from commenting?
Another observation: Remember when Julia only responded to, and tweeted to the @randizuckerbergs, @megatits, @nickbilton’s? She would only respond to and contact people of influence. Now, she @’s Suzie Homemaker with 8 followers from Des Moines. Sad.com.
Oh! And the facebook comments are glowing from the ‘stans! ‘Hi Miss Julie, I wuld like throw my kum on your brests’
Oh hi yes sorry is me. Please let me no which tribesman disrespec Miss Julie so. I will take ker of he. Thnk you. Sorry. I think if you take money to be following someone you shud not be porning on her. Thnk you.
Like!
I assumed it was that pseudo-friend Julia used to couch surf on—-the friend she visited when she did the IVY League Porn fauxto shoot.
Her friend CD? Those fauxtos where D0nkey was doing the wide-stance sorta-squat over CD’s houseplant, wearing thigh-high hooker boots? Hmmm, not my first inclination, but who knows?
Who knows? It could be some rando fan girls. I mean, when you consider what those “kids” are watching today, I’m sure there’s gotta be 5,10, maybe 50 who like the show? And it’s possible 1 lives in Boston.
But you are absolutely correct: CD. The kiddie porn ensemble haunts me.
Actually, it was the stinky topshop booties with thigh-high socks. Please kill me for knowing this.
I think we’re both right — didn’t D0nkey make a few dragstume changes & fauxtograph herself?
I miss the stinky Topshop booties.
The only boot-like hoof covers on display in Boston were the stinky Topshop avec sock monstrosities. No actual thigh-high boots were harmed in the making of that love letter to Roman Polanski.
There’s no chance in Hell that Allie is trolling for Julia. Laughing at her, possibly. But more likely, feeling sad for her and trying to keep some distance and privacy for her own life.
Imagine your younger brother watches that BravoTV shit show..oh the humanity
I think I’d consider changing my last name, Paula.
Seriously. Paula Wayne Gacy has a nice ring to it.
Paula Mengele would work, too.
Paula Pot.
handbag for the win!
I was thinking the same thing: who on earth would want to be associated with the name “Sandusky” these days?
Only a very dumb donkey who doesn’t read news (old media is so boring), that’s who.
But she reads here. ALL. THE. TIME. And we’ve referred to her as “Donkey Sandusky” when Julie’s trolling 15 year old boys, looking to hook up with someone her emotional age. But … Dumb Donkey is Dumb.
My stripper name is Andrea Doria Auschwitz.
using the name sandusky is only dumb in the sense that his wife was “dumb” about what was going on. It’s fucking extremely psychotically heinous.
No different than the time she used the name of the dead sister of her “ex” (more like the dude she was occasionally banging) to out him on RBD.
Paula Sandusky is a shoplifter and a nose-picker.
She once picked my nose in a Burger King bathroom.
Friends with Molly, no doubt.
EXACTLY! And they both have plaque and don’t work up to their potential.
Paula Sandusky bullied me for writing about Bohemia.
Paula Sandusky lets you butt rape children.
Paula Sandusky donates used celebrity weeklies to homeless shelters.
OK WAIT–did you guys notice that she tweleted ALL of those shout-outs to her fan gurls? Shoot me if this was mentioned, but her twitter has been totally wiped of anything except her promoting Miss Assvice and her usual mundane tweets and shills.
D0nkey tweleted alright.
Surely someone can pull up what she’s trying to hide …
It looks like she got rid of all her enthusiastic responses to the people saying they loved her and thought this blog was MEAN.
On closer inspection, it seems her crazed responses are still up – you just have to click on “all” instead of “top” tweets.
I thought it was to much to hope that she might recognize when she’s coming off as unhinged.
*too, dammit. Why aren’t you working, coffee?
Try:
http://www.icerocket.com/search?tab=twitter&p=2&q=juliaallison&lng=&tlinks=&max_id=221583589794521090
I screenshott’d some of the more unhinged, “hug attack” responses the other day – they’re on my work desktop (yes, I have a job, and yes, I comment at work. Have at it, lol-yers!).
Maybe now that she’s come down of her cocktail of scheme juices, self-satisfaction, Chablis and Adderall, she realizes that dignified Bravolebrities don’t tweet-thank every Gregdamn lunatic who says how.brave. you are.
I can’t get past Sandunsky.
I usually take Ohio Interstate 2.
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Do all her white knighters use AOL?
and adderall
So ironic, the accusations, considering that the only banning of IPs I’ve ever heard or known about surrounding Juliar has been HER doing that to people who disagreed with her.
To think that any hater hater (aka w(h)it(e) (k)ni(gh)ts) matters enough to anyone here that Jacy or JP would take the (minimal) effort to ban them from commenting is to laugh. You’re not that important.
Also: all the hater haters should be aware that Julia has on MULTIPLE occasions sent “tips” on her life to this site/sight/cite and has shown up in the chat rooms at least twice. She’s also used this site/sight/cite to attempt to foster her “brand” on many occasions, both through direct contact and “infiltration” from her “friends.”
I thought they had banned at least one complete cuckoo who was posting inappropriate links, no? Not a white knight–someone who was obviously deranged.
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
bazinga!
I blocked Aubrey Plaza. Because I think she has one note when it comes to her acting ability.
I actually Googled who that was.
/facepalm
Did ya’ll block DJ Mayo W/Ethefuckhisnameis because he kept spamming his video links here? Or was that GOMI?
Yeah, I thoght so too. Jesus, what a pile of shit that guy was/is/will always be.
Or so I thionk.
THANK YOU! She plays the scowly, moody “over it” teen bitch girl and THAT’S. IT.
So fucking overrated.
Stumbled upon this “site”. I don’t get it…why would grown ? people spend so much time hating on one woman. Bullying never goes out of style, would be my first guess. But I’m wondering if this Allison woman has personally pissed off enough people for them to seek retaliation. Either way, an interesting waste of time I guess.
Bully for us!
grown ?
Yes, I understand your confusion. I, personally, am four years old and love popsicles. When I am older, I will not be such a jealous hater, but this is what I do with my time before I start preschool.
Amazing.
To answer your question, yes.
That is a very astute first guess. I do come to this “site” because it has not yet gone out of style. But, and it’s a big but, if it ever does go out of style, I will leave immediately, as I am very particular about following styles.
This comment gave me the jollies.
And troll has NO idea just how funny your comment really is.
I love. But, more importantly, I love you.
You rule the Earth’s molten core, is what you do.
i feel like we should through you a bi-coastal birthday bash. I’m sure CBD will pitch in.
Why. Do. I. Always GET THAT WRONG.
Bullying is the new black, sweetie darling.
Oh, wait, did I say “bullying”? I meant “discussions of the public actions of someone who is desperate, but DESPERATE, to be a celebrity, and who herself worked in the celebrity gossip industry until she got fired for being a lazy-ass ass.”
Julie can dish it out, but she can’t take it.
‘Scuse you; we prefer “cite” or “sight” hereabouts, outlander.
Nothing “quite” like “incorrect” use of “quotation marks” to really hammer “the” point home.
I thought you wrote “Now With Bloating” like Julia’s face!
It was definitely Donkey or a Donkey/Lasagna combo:
1) Told how this site would be down soon like she always does
2) Told us we were jealous of her success like she always does. Especially her Mercedes C Class LOL!
3) When confronted that it’s the two of them – ignores it
And on and on… I’m starting to think Donkey is more of a sad sort of adult than we are!!!!!!
I feel has for someone *leasing* a Mercedes C Class. I have a sweet bike that cost me the equivalent of one month of Julia’s gas, car payment and insurance — and it’s free to park. It is to laugh!
Feel “bad” not feel “has.”
Let’s stop blaming Lasagna. She has moved on and apparently hates Donkey.
Dear Jules,
Your fake complainer emails would be more entertaining if you got drunk before writing them.. probably improve the prose and grammar by mistake as well.
More hate mail:
Dear JP & Jacy,
Drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life, but I admit it’s worked out okay thus far.
mary Rammbin
Dear JP & Jacy,
I sense that both of you need to come to terms with your veneers that nefertiti your wince. If you can only reduce the sense of the enviable that conflates your specifics, you may be able to unmake the bed of your perfection and allow the wanton sex to ingratiate your meme. That’s all for today; bill under separate cover.
Annie Lalalalalalala
Dear JP & Jacy,
I know that both of you are in a plot with my ex-wife to make me look like a roaring bald red-faced asshole with the personality of a chainsaw in a horror film, and let me just tell you Erik and Erik with a vagina, God is love. G-O-D is motherfucking L-O-V-E. AND I KNOW WHERE YOU BREED.
Loren Feldman (as dictated to Nurse Rachett)
Dear Jacy and JP,
I found this website by stumbling over it totally by accident while Googling the words “Julia Allison” and “must die” every hour on the hour while grinding my molars down to bleeding, cavity-rotted nubs. While I agree that she is nothing but a pustule on the camel toe of the Whore of Babylon, fit only for volcanic sacrifice and lampshades made of skin, I hate you too because so there.
R. Billow
Dear Jathy & JP,
ARe yOu hapPy With The siZe of Ur PEnis? I perthonally am freakin’ overjoyed.
Tucker Maxth
Dear Jacy & JP,
Whatever, I bet you both write for that stupid fucking Reblogging Donk site. Valium! WHERE IS MY FUCKING VALIUM????
Emily Gould
Dear Jacy & JP,
Florrble. Bloop. Blorp. Bubble bubble delicious smells. Bloorp.
Lasagna
And my husband wonders why I hang out here?
I hate how much I love you.
What did ever happen to Dirty Billows?
Last seen during Canadian Mountie Appreciation Day, 2010.
Rumored to have been sucked inside a tuba.
Moved on New Orleans with her man. The two of them have a food truck together. I forget the Twitter link, but I’m sure someone else can find it.
*to New Orleans
http://nola.eater.com/archives/2012/06/26/rachel-billow-sees-a-bright-food-truck-future-for-new-orleans.php
http://twitter.com/lacocinita
Oh, go, go, Billow! Food trucks are love.
I think I fucked up. Isn’t Rachel B. the one who comes on here sometimes foaming at the mouth with hatred? No?
I don’t think Rachel Billow has done that here, but maybe at the previous sightscitessites? I am a relative newb.
Are you maybe thinking of Rachel Marsden as DAFUQQ or whatever?
You are right–It’s Rachel Marsden. In which can my e-mail is incorrect.
oh please keep going!!! Meghan Asha, Megatits, etc.
Megan simply giggles and points to this site. AND SHE NEVER BLINKS.
Mega sent Jacy a Pancakes-in-the-box and when Jacy opened it an enormous fake boob came rocketing out and socked her in the eye.
Always a treat when the Roller is on a roll.
Donkey keeps buying more and more twitter followers.
Donkey now has about 790 followers for every one of mine, but our tweets get about the same number of retweets. Clearly, having that “79k” on her profile is very meaningful.
Donkey’s pathetic attempts to buy Internet relevance remind me of this: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_likes/. Donkey is incapable of creating content that interests people.
Oops, bad link. Julia herself, at least, should read this indictment of her odious “presentation and perception” PR bullshit: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_likes
Greasy stands next to me in line for coffee this morning.
A star sighting? Would you like to elaborate on that?
Not much really.
He was at Starbucks in SF alone, doing something on his iPhone as he waits, grabs coffee then jumps into his BMW. He has quite an unmistakable face; it’s not just posing for photos.
His face irritates me. Its like he is always just about to sneeze.
Huh?! Right? That giant red (and greasy) honk and tiny bead eyes… actually I would not find him that unattractive if not for his association with A Donkey.
Okay – so this is week four of the shit show Miss Advised – when are we going to see Greasy? Jelly D? Brit Morin? Does Brit Morin tell a Donkey how to keep a lid on the crazy until she can bag a rich founder and make belts out of loofahs????
So fat, so curious.
Did he leave a tip? Did he appear to be legally blind and/or suffering from tinnitus? Did he smell like a petting zoo? I’m sooooooooo jealous! You had coffee and I didn’t.
Yes, iced coffee since it’s soooo warm out!
I must admit, I did glance around to see if any donkeys were nearby, but then I realized that it was waaaaay to early in the morning for donkey rides. I do recall hearing the sound of spurs as he walked out the door, though.
Was his maw gaping as usual?
It may be 100% in the shade today in New York, but WABC girl reporter and donkey enabler Kristin Thorne still has time for a Deep Thought:
“Umm you know you have to go grocery shopping when you’re eating mini Twix bars for breakfast :/”
Like I need an excuse to eat candy for breakfast. Or lunch. Sometimes dinner. I don’t have a lot of self-discipline. Okay, none.
keep bringing the hard-hitting reports Kristin (and Jack)!
also, “100% in the shade” is very stuff!
Missed that little f, Prof. So sad, so fat, so winced.
I’ll wager she knows when it’s time to do laundry, too.
Wearin mini Twix bars for underpants is less comfortable than you’d suppose.
Why aren’t these white knighters coming out against the men that these wimmin are making fun of and making look bad? Calling Craigslist Justin, the one Mary Rambo used to date, etc. etc. (Lewis, you can step off)
It’s funny how easy it is to pick up on the fact that Donx wrote that email. I’ve only been reading this site for a few days, but I can certainly hear her ear-cringing voice in those words. Might not be her, but it’s a bosom buddy for sure.
I don’t think it’s either.
Kindred spirit, any way
I agree JP. Why wouldn’t Bravo viewers new to the JABa persona — both people who find that character appealing and those who are WTF — find their way to this site and choose to make their opinions known? For the truly interested, presumably they will find their way also to the mountain of material JABa herself has posted online directly and, where possible, also feel inclined to state their POV. That’s how the internet works!
Did anyone see Donkey’s tweets to @naughtynicerob about Kathy Griffin’s low ratings on her new show? She has to be stressed about Miss Advised ratings and worried about her own ass. Always about her since she has never mentioned being a fan of Kathy Griffin.
OT, i’m reading an alexander mccall smith book, and the topic of donkey charities just came up. “There was widespread outrage at the way donkeys were treated there, and the donkey charities did very well”, and one of the characters is described as not being “exercised over the discomforts of Tunisian donkeys.”
This site is GOLD! I stumbled on it today and have read every entry back to Jan 1 of this year. Mr. Cohen will be happy to know I will be watching the show tomorrow, a show that yesterday I didn’t know existed. RBD deserves some Bravo kickbacks. Thanks for turning me on to the interspecies comedy show.
Welcome to the donk side. What? led you here, exactly?
I just noticed that whenever I’m logged in on Twitter, JA’s page won’t load for me.. and then tonight, it said she was protected. But when I log out, her page loads immediately… does Julia Allison have lil-old-me blocked on Twitter?!
Unfollow!
That’s the thing.. I’m not following her! But I have tweeted about her a few times and recently a friend tweeted that they were watching Miss Advised and didn’t understand why everyone hates @JuliaAllison so much, and I replied to just my friend and was like, oh honey, I’ll email you. So JA probably saw that and was reminded of my other negative tweets (and tumblings, my name is similar) and blocked me or something… OH WELL, Einstein, I can log out and still see your dumb tweets.
She doesn’t want to see what you have to say, so she preemptively blocked you, but just to be sure she doesn’t miss anything said about her, D0nkey’s going to search out every @MuliaMallison & subsequent follow-ups?
LOL — weird D0nkey is wired (wrong).
jesus christ she needs a (real) job to keep her busy; who has that much time? oh…..
Twitter has been having [more than the usual] page loading bugs lately. Coupled with the new “all/no replies” options they’ve been testing for verified accounts, either could be causing you not to see her tweets.
If you log out of your account and can see her tweets, then she may actually have you blocked. Blocking is pointless — all it means is that *she* won’t see your tweets… but everyone else still can.
What led me here?…Reading a blogger, Stuart Schneiderman, who did a negative post on the show and linked here. I am gonna head down to MDBray tomorrow for a donkey sighting.
too bad hugh, our peripathetic donkey is camped out at JFK, or by tomorrow it may be the lakeside assisted living facility. looking forward to the deballage!
The deballage is such a Catch-22 for the Baughers. They want people to think Julia is “”famous”". But if people realize she’s “”famous”" for a trashy sad reality show… well, that’s brutally awful indeed.
I hope Donkey wears her most fancy blow job dress!
Hugh Chardon is always welcome around these parts. And by “these parts” I mean my
pantsparts.dayum – (Thanks for the site)
http://stuartschneiderman.blogspot.com/2012/07/miss-advised-living-feminist-nightmare.html
Dayum is right (write/rite) This article is so chock full of quotes that I couldn’t decide which one to copy/paste. The guy is an obvious anti-feminist which one has to get over in order to get to the points he is making but he starts his summation with “None are as painful to watch as Julia Allison”. Worth the read.
Wowza, catpeeps, follow that link and read his critical analysis of the show. You may not agree with all his views on feminism, but it is definitely thought-provoking stuff that might even be fodder for a new post. A few highlights:
Two of the three make a point of saying that they do not know how to follow rules or to take advice, as though that is something to be proud of.
Julia has a constitutional right to talk about blow jobs on national television, but how many men would want to introduce a woman who talks about blow jobs on national television to their mothers?
To me the most amazing of the many frightening parts of the show is that none of these women knows how to conduct an adult conversation on a date.
(re: Craigslist Justin) … she was just using him, because what other purpose would he have in life but to be used by Julia Allison. Julia is using this man to even a score against some other man who hurt her. The other man is not around, so why not punish the man who is around. We are not talking about good character here.
jinx poke you owe me a coke
This was my favorite (lots of gems though)
Julia has a constitutional right to talk about blow jobs on national television, but how many men would want to introduce a woman who talks about blow jobs on national television to their mothers?
Isn’t this her inherent own self-contradiction and the basis of her internal confusion in a nutshell? Julia has no idea who SHE is, let alone who the person she “should be” (quotes because she that herself on the teevee “who do you want me to be?”) to snag The Man.
Since her entire self worth is about being in a relationship [one that is good enough for her standards], it shows just how much she reallllly doesn’t understand people at all – women or men, although in this case we’re focusing on the menz since that’s what Julia wants. She doesn’t know what it takes to be a real friend, let alone a partner in a relationship. If the men can’t smell that cray at first, it pops up and then WOOSH they are outta’ there, leaving her more perplexed and angry and damaged and determined to do it right NEXT TIME so, goddammit, she gets the prize she thinks she deserves.
Oh, Donkey. You dumb twat. You can’t even write hate mail right.
OT I’m in pastoral and spectacular Dordogne, France and last night enjoyed fois gras outside of an ancient farm house surrounded by lovely donkeys grazing. Donkeys can be beautiful creatures.
This will be tl;dr for many but it’s something I’ve wanted to say for awhile and with the addition of hater haterz to this site, this seems like as good a time as any.
This is not a hater site, and if Miss Allison had any sense, she would find that this site is one of her most insightful and most steadfast resources.
(1) Sure, commenters sometimes make harsh or judgmental comments about about her appearance, body, face, etc. And arguments between the commenters often ensue on this point because many readers do not subscribe to a body snark approach, regardless of who the subject is. But look a little closer: the foundation of Julia’s web cred — and she rents herself out on this basis — is that she is the long-standing poster girl of using every available venue on the internet to bombard viewers with material and establish “personal branding”. She’s been doing this for a heck of a lot longer than my 13-year-old son has had a face book page, for example, but even he knows, ignore the haterz. (And he only “friends” family and classmates he actually knows.) Heck, many people here (and by Julia’s reports, her own friends, business associates, and family) have advised Miss Allison directly, don’t read here if it bothers you; ignore it. Thrusting yourself into the limelight may get you the attention you want, but not all of it is going to be adoration. This is not a new concept. Limelight is “intense illumination”, a precursor to today’s high definition tv. It shows everything.
(2) Haven’t we all at some time (usually high-school) wished we knew what people were saying about us behind our back? It’s the original IRL version of anonymous commenting. Julia, probably the most avid reader of this site, gets to listen in on all that. This is the wall, she is the fly. It’s a rare opportunity and resource and, for the most part, she squanders it. Also, see above, because if any of us could hear that chatter about us, we’d toss most of it away, but I’d like to believe we might also recognize some grains of truth and be motivated to adjust our behavior accordingly.
(3) This site, more than anything else — at least in my reading of it — is about life affirmation. It’s about living a life of dignity and authenticity. It’s about not flailing around trying to get people to admire or envy you, but about making a real contribution to the world and to your social/professional circle. It’s about not being a douche, and when you are, owning up to it, not lying about it or trying to deflect it back. It’s about taking responsibility for your actions and their consequences, with grace and humility. It’s about respecting the privacy and modesty of those whom you encounter in life, interacting with people in a spirit of generosity, not using them to attain bragging rights, or as photo ops for your own glorification. It’s about taking an “it’s not all about me” approach and becoming far richer in friends and genuinely appreciated because of it.
This site is about fashion and cosmetics. It’s about healthy living: diet, sleep, and exercise. It’s about cultural appreciation for dance, film, literature et al. It’s about family, relationships, and community. It’s about personal challenges and struggles met with perseverance, courage, and again, dignity. It’s about hard work and the lasting rewards earned. This site is about humor and friendship. It’s about careers, talents, successes and insecurities.
This site is about life. Real life.
(3) Julia’s deliberate attention-getting antics, her physical and emotional exhibitionism, her exaggerations and outright fabrications, her sycophantic grasping (which she herself termed “strategic friendships”), her superficial sense of accomplishment, her materialism, snobbery, and sometimes vile behavior towards others, act merely as touchstones here, launching pads for discussions of human value and values.
And in that sense, this site is not about Julia Allison Baugher at all. But in many ways, this site is also the best friend Miss Allison has ever had or could hope for. We are the original Annie Lalla’s … in the raw, without the draped scarfs or Fredericks of Hollywood wedding attire.
The commenters here provide just as much counsel as criticism, if not more. But it’s spoken to a selective set of ears. Boo hoo they are haters. So mean and hurtful. They call me donkey and say I’m fat. The substantial humanity and encouragement that makes up the bulk of the comments here is completely ignored.
Playing the pity card is so much easier.
Okay, I guess that’s the gist of what I wanted to say. Namaste bitches.
tl;dr version – bish be nuts!
Ok so were all idiots becuz were watchn the show but YOUR REALLY THE IDIOT for creating this site YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO LIFE ur life is based on talkn smack bout this ONE girl ur not real just cuz u can say a few harsh words being real is not bout talkn isht please u seriously need help like a therapist, xanax n some wine. Were idiots for watchn but i bet ur going to b home alone tonight sitting in front of the tv wit ur vibrator in ur pussy n ur laptop in the other hand watchn MISS ADVISED new episode tonight bloggin ” i cant believe she wore that” DO ME N EVERYBODY A FAVOR WHEN U GET TIME I KNOW UR JUST SOOO BUSY N ALL WITH UR FABULOUS LIFE BUT GET OVER URSELF u really arent any better than here u must think u r to dedicate a website to someone u dnt like. Oh n ur definitely no better tban mee….i hope u have a happy ending tonight
Wow – Voltaire, is that you?
I just want to make love to you.
Why don’t you research this site – click the Real JA above – and you’ll feel like a fool for defending her. Your apologies ALMOST accepted. Dumb Bitch.
I think I’m better than you at grammar, spelling and sentence structure.
Is no one surprised slash horrified for Julie that not ONE, NOT ONE of her friends will defend her here. Not even a ‘Mary Rambin; Hi guys, you are totally wrong about Julia’ comes up here, EVER. Instead, Miss Julie gets nobodies from nowheresville defending her honor. With all of her strategic ‘relationships,’ IT IS TO LAUGH. Fuck you, Julie and FUCK YOU the little girls from Arkansas that don’t understand that being on TV doesn’t mean you’re special. Get lost.