Tonight is a very special episode of Miss Advised, a little-watched program that chronicles the sad, sad shenanigans of three lovelorn ultracrepidarians. (Blog challenge commences now, because SO BORED!)
Apparently, some site that can be found on the internet somewhere has enraged that Julia Allison character, you know, the one with the face, because, among many, many other things, they call her a “stalker.” Which is really, just rude, in my opinion, especially when done anonymously.
I mean, why would ANYONE think that Julia Allison is a stalker?
Was it when she emailed her ex-boyfriend’s fiancée to tell her Julia was having sexy sex with said ex-boyfriend after he and the fiancée started dating?
Or was it that other time when she used her Elle column to again not so subtly imply that she had sex with her college ex-boyfriend while he was dating his fiancée?
Or was it the time when she would ply John McCain’s son with alcohol to make sure he was good and passed out so she could sneak into his email and phone to monitor his electronic communication with his female friends?
Or was it the time that she issued a press release regarding her break-up with Jack McCain? You know, the same Jack McCain whose home Julia “moved into” despite never expressly being asked to. . . um. . move in? That Jack McCain, whose home Julia refused to leave after they broke up?
Or was it the time Julia stalked Jack McCain, a helicopter pilot, on Facebook and posted an article about a deadly helicopter crash to reopen the lines of communication after she found out he had a new girlfriend?
Or was it the time she hunted down Jack McCain’s unlisted phone number in Guam — Jesus! Poor Jack McCain! — and threatened to portray him horribly on Miss Advised if he didn’t provide details about his new relationship? You know, that time Julia went to Twitter to publicly imply that Jack had called her, even though Jack had a serious girlfriend.
Or was it was the time she Facebook stalked Toph Eggers years after Julia used his dead sister’s name to leak to this very site Toph’s then-undisclosed identity?
Or was it the other time, back in APRIL 2012, when Julia anonymously leaked the name of a YouTube rapper she was “dating”because she was unsatisfied with his disinterest in her?
All that doesn’t seem very stalkerish to me. But what do I know? I’m just an unrepentant wetback beaner faggot. But if you ask me, I’d say those people sound like they are fat, basement-dwelling shitheads who have absolutely nothing better to do than to throw online anonymous insults at some poor talking wax figure because they are just jealous of her charisma, beauty and success.
Those people need to get a fucking life. FERREALS.
UPDATE, with bingo card by Natasha, via Jack the Bulldog!