Last week on Miss Advised, it wasn’t enough that donkey dumped the dude after using him as a pack mule. She now has to embarrass him on the internet by making racist accusations. As if forever being associated with our donkey wasn’t bad enough.
@JuliaAllison the guy who moved your boxes was nice and really liked you. Didn’t give him enough of a chance
@OliviaLaBorde – trust me, you didn’t see the whole story.
It’s fortunate enough that she had the sound judgement to delete the following tweets, because racist or not, the date was completely fabricated, and there is no reason to bring on the donkey kicking ire by shaming him on the internet. It’s fortunate for us that the internet never forgets.
@JuliaAllison @OliviaLaBorde – Oh no – you should have heard his racist comments off camera. Not cool.
@JuliaAllison @sadiegirl376 – trust me, there were reasons I wasn’t into him. He made a racist comment off camera that upset both me & my roommate.
Hmm. . . an off camera racist remark? When did this happen? Because Julia made it out like she was completely over it the minute she opened the door for their first date. And he didn’t meet Flusher until he came over to help Julia finish moving. God, I am not even going to surmise the truth in this situation BECAUSE THE WHOLE SHOW IS COMPLETELY FAKE.
Tonight on Miss Advised, a former college basketball player gets donkey fever, because, judging by previews, he is clearly repulsed by her.
Enjoy this shit show, fatties, because I sure as hell won’t be. I’ll try to catch it in the morning on the internet so I can skip through the soporific scenes of Miss Thing 1 and Miss Thing 2. But, hopefully, if there is a Greg, I will never lay eyes on this crap ever, ever again.