Check this out.
Yeah, this is pretty much EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LIKE AT 29 – and what I’m like now at 31. Aww, SHIT, how did they KNOW!?!
@Scandalous – I am both kidding – and have a great therapist.
Ahhh, Ye Olde I’m-Just-Kidding-Don’t-Take-it-So-Seriously-EVERYTHING-I-SAY-IS-A-JOKE! Excuse. Oh honey. You’re actually NOT kidding, although you probably are kidding about having a therapist. You’re a year past your “expiration date” and so freaked out about WHERE IS MY HUSBAND that you are about to completely embarrass yourself and your family on national television to the point that you will probably assure that no man will ever even agree to a first date with you.
And, of course, there’s always this: