WE’RE BACK!

The HostGator gods have resurrected us from the dead. Hopefully, with some tinkering and upgrading, we will never go dark again (and we’re exploring other options that will give us total independence). But if the universe once again decides to give us what we need by making us go to the cabin in the woods for a few days, haters, we will open it back up. Thank God this dreadful national tragedy is behind us.

Now, what’s up with cuntface?

Ahhh, of course, more deep thoughts:

“When you trade indecision for choice, you’ll be rewarded with either success – or education.” – the always wise @MarthaBeck

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232 Responses to WE’RE BACK!

  1. MissAssvice says:

    [img]http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2010/02/cat-party.gif[/img]

  2. helobabe says:

    But when are you rewarded with the fake YSLs?

  3. Worrisome Pelts says:

    Is she? Retarded?

  4. Dr. Gary says:

    *falls to ground, sobbing uncontrollably. whispers, ‘thank you, God. thank you…’*

    • Princess WideStance says:

      There you are! I summoned you in the previous post.

    • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist says:

      You better be thanking, god. Mommy and Daddy didn’t want to tell you, but after you broke the comments, you ended up breaking the whole mother fucking god damn blog.

      • KrakenSkulls says:

        Not only that, but you are the reason they are getting divorced. Also, you took away all the fun things in life. kiddo. Now, who do you want to go live with?

      • Dr. Gary says:

        *sniff*

        *wipes tears away*

        I’m sorry, Daddy. Really, really sorry. I’ll be good and never do it again. I’ll clean my room and make my bed every day. I’ll even stop sassing back to Mommy. I’ll be a good girl. I promise!

        • Princess WideStance says:

          There there. I’ll take over sandwich duty. Just take this bag of wine and empty it into your mouf.

      • Jack the Bulldog says:

        And you broke the “like” button, Dr. Gary! Shame on you! Shame, shame, shame! Bad Dentist!

        • Dr. Gary says:

          [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2s00712.jpg[/img]

          • so sorry, so fat says:

            it’s okay, dr g! just think happy thoughts.
            [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jx2lfF921ru5b4lo1_400.gif[/img]

  5. juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist says:

    Tonta, when you trade indecision for choice, you can still end up with indecision, I would think.

  6. Donkey of Perdition says:

    [img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/1247633/hahaha-o.gif[/img]

  7. JuLIAR Allison (will never the learn button) says:

    Oh, I love that quote!

    Here’s another favorite of mine: “Water. It flows downhill.”

  8. CDB says:

    Its so nice to be back in the air conditioning again.

  9. anon says:

    [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/21dljlt.jpg[/img]

    • CurlingIronsAtDawn says:

      OMG, she is such a liar! “Put on a little weight” my ass. Girl has had massive plastic surgery.

      • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

        She did too put on a little weight, clueless hater! A quadruple amputee back-alley cosmetic surgeon with Parkinson’s (I’m just guessing those details based on the results) put a few grams directly into her face!

      • Donkey of Perdition says:

        [img]http://cdn.runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/overly-attached-girlfriend-meme-talk-about-us.jpg[/img]

      • some catlady says:

        That lighting is horrid! I’m starting to see Bravo is painting a bigger target on her than I thought it would. That fase literally looks like a painted mask on the rack near the register at a costume shop.

        • some catlady says:

          “face,” and italics closed. wow, such #fail

          • Albie Quirky says:

            I thought you meant it was a combo of a face and a really ugly vase. Like a Toby jug, an image of which I hesitate to post because I don’t want to break anything.

          • More like a malformed blow-up doll propped up at the back door of the Tools’R'us Sex Toy Shoppe, waiting to be thrown out after a customer invoked the ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Money Back!’ clause / claws …

          • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

            YOU RANG????

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

          I am really wondering about the camera crew and specifically the lightening guy. He or she must have HATED the Donkey.

          This is not Bravo’s first trip to the reality rodeo and they must have standards and very specific directions re: how they light locations/interviews, etc. It’s not just that she looks atrocious here but in the interview scenes where it’s very easy to make someone look good… if you want to.

    • KrakenSkulls says:

      Is that Jordan’s wedding tiara?

    • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist says:

      I’m not making fun of the chick from Drop Dead Diva, but that’s the chick from Drop Dead Diva, right?

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

        Holy shit, right?????

        Donkey looks like she ate the girl from “Drop Dead Diva.”

      • She's a cruel and strange bitch says:

        I’ve been told I look like that chick. :Goes in the corner to cry:

        • Albie Quirky says:

          That girl is cute. Julie Albertson is not. Also, the DDD girl has a size 14 face on a size 14 body; JAB has a size 14 face on a size 8 body. If she keeps this up, she’ll be like Melissa McCarthy from the neck up and Melissa Gilbert from the neck down.

    • KrakenSkulls says:

      She looked like she just won “Queen of –” something, but she had to do some awful things to win.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      HOLE. LEE. SHIT.

      Her transformation to Baby Jane Hudson is complete.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      “I AM Kate Middleton. I AM Kate Middleton. I AM Kate Middleton…”

    • psychotic today says:

      She looks constipated. Or uncomfortable. Or just awful.

  10. anon says:

    [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/r9ifd2.jpg[/img]

    • Princess WideStance says:

      This just makes me feel so happy inside.

      • Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode says:

        That’s what she said.

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

        Karma Face is in effect, kittens.

        When people say she never gets her due, please show them this picture.

    • some catlady says:

      Leona Helmsey

    • Donkeycam Now! says:

      OMG!!

      The not-a-piano-player ring is BAAAAAAAAAAACK!

      • stalker is the new fat says:

        with… onyx nails? What? Is that?

      • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

        Some girls totally pull off the big jewelry look, but it makes Donkey look like a Jewish retiree. I think she’s saying, “the food is TERRIBLE. And such small portions!” in this picture.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      See those two matching weird/smooth/depressed patches of skin in the middle of her forehead, above each eyebrow?

      I think her horns are coming in.

  11. anon says:

    A new comment from the Observer article:

    Anon
    I would normally never care to post or get things heated in one of this forums but I loathe this woman. I work in fashion PR in NYC and have for three years. Each season, she has posed to “work” for NBC NY and has DEMANDED to speak to each of our designers backstage. Obviously designers arrive late, interviews get rescheduled, blah, blah…Julia Allison, EVERY season was my arch enemy. Found a way to connive her way past the security guards and without the knowledge of any staff, begin to harass some of our designers. This woman is legitimately psychotic. I hope she reads this, contemplates and tries to come back down to some sort of reality in the future.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      ‘Like’

      • Jack the Bulldog says:

        I would click “like” if Dr. Gary hadn’t broken everything to hell! No more nitrous oxide … ever!

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      I would like to drive to 30 Fed-Ex Kinkos and “Like” this from every location.

  12. KrakenSkulls says:

    A shameless proposal,

    Viewing party in the chatroom for those who can’t attend a live event. http://tinyurl.com/rbnscats

    Or skype?? If the bay area doesn’t get their act together that’s where I’ll be.

  13. Ya know what? I really, really hated teh other cite / site / sight, as in, the thought of going back there makes me hear duelin’ banjos & a whisper-bray of the theme song to DELIVERANCE

    #4EvuhClickingMyHeels3TimesThroughOutTheUniverseInPerpetuity

  14. Jack the Bulldog says:

    Hmmm … should I or should I not pose a Deep Thought from Kristin Thorne? This indecision is driving me to drink … Franzia! Well, o.k., I’ll post one with the understanding that I’ll be rewarded with a fellowship to OMG! Princeton.

    “So people who have birthdays on Feb. 29th – are they really LEGALLY that much younger?”

    • Julia's Crypt Keeper says:

      That is like asking Bleach Blonde Mary if she can spell Houston correctly..while sober..

    • Wonkeye says:

      This may be her deepest thought ever.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      Whenever you post these, I picture her saying them with ridiculously over-glossed pornstar lips as she twirls her hair.

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      i can’t even react to this. no ROFL, *facepalm*, or wtf adequately describes my feelings upon reading this. you’re not making these up, are you?

      • Jack the Bulldog says:

        Nope, not making up any Thorne Deep Thoughts. These are the real deal, bunny!! I’m sure we’ll be subjected to a few more gems when the ABC Long Island roving reporter co-hosts that donkey premiere for a rival network.

  15. ethel-egg says:

    Thank fuck you’re back. That’s all I got to say.

  16. Dr. Gary says:

    “When you trade blow jobs for shoes, you’ll be rewarded with either shoes – or a pearl necklace.”

  17. Dr. Gary says:

    Well, since the general consensus seems to be that I broke the internet, how ’bout I make it up to all y’all with these now-deleted posts from Julie’s FB page? Get your Cankleshausen ointment ready. You’ve been warned.

    [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2q1xvde.png[/img]

    [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/v8g7ys.png[/img]

    • Wtf is right says:

      I missed how you broke the comments/Internet! Fill me in? :(

    • Ineffably protracted cankle says:

      I love the comment “Ha!”
      It warms the cankles of my heart

      • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

        why is most of Allie’s profile pic filled by Britt’s head?

        • T’is a genetic thang w/ Baugher heads?

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

            At least there’s something in Brit’s head.

            Nature abhors a vacuum -> Julia’s giant head, if not a vacuum, certainly has very low density -> Nature is a catlady!

            You know back in the 1800s and shit when people believed on phrenology? Like, for example, that you could gauge someone’s intelligence by the volume of their skull? Well, Julia could prove that incorrect all on her own.

            TL;DR version of this comment: I haz ADD.

    • DirtyLakeMichigan says:

      *asks meekly* I missed how you broke the internet and want to catch up. Last thing I remember was trying to like Redacted’s Mom’s comment and suddenly I was hyperventilating when I couldn’t get back!

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      No. No, Andrew Roin, stalking victim, does NOT remember that prom dress. He’s a dude. And that was 200 years ago in Adult Time.

      • JFA says:

        Thank you. She’s such an asshole. She just wanted to make sure everyone knew it was her real prom dress and still fits. Promise you Andrew Roin does not give a shit or remember your prom dress. Fucktard.

      • JFA says:

        Can you imagine how embarrassing it must be for that pic to show up on Andrew Roin’s FB wall? WTF??? I don’t even tag my best freinds in pics they are ACTUALLY IN. IT’s obnoxious!

        • Worrisome Pelts says:

          I’m a total privacy freak, so I don’t even tag people in photos they are in, I just let them know pics are up if they want tag themselves. They’d kill me if I left a trail of assholishness in their Google results.

          If I tagged a high school boyfriend in a pic with a prom reference, my loved ones would stage an intervention.

          Conclusion: JA has no friends or loved ones.

          • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

            I wonder if both Andrew’s untagged themselves and a Donkey got embarrassed.

            Wait, Donkeys don’t get embarrassed.

    • stalker is the new fat says:

      Ya know, this one time, I thought if I threw myself at this boy he would become attracted to me. I pretty much die of shame anytime I think of this. There’s no way in HELL i would EVER post a picture of me LITERALLY FORCING MYSELF on him on my facebook for my whole retinue of in-laws-who-secretly-hate-me and Yemen-army to “like.”

      I think I’m coming down with Canklehausen, need a sammich!

    • anon says:

      D0nkey got at least one of those pictures directly off of RBD… See this post. http://rebloggingdonk.com/2012/05/17/what-the-fuck-is-up-with-donkeys-ever-increasing-twitter-followers/

    • Donkeycam now! says:

      Donkey shuffling her hooves through the roof of the limo and cackling uncontrollably reminds me of that opening sequence of Six Feet Under where the drunken divorcee is celebrating and does exactly that, with tragic yet hilarious results.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Oh, remember that? It was a great one.

        • juliaspublicist says:

          Six Feet Under was the greatest show in the history of ever.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            It really was. I think I am going to go back and rewatch them all at some point. Even though I hated Nate near the end.

          • Dr. Gary says:

            This.

            True story: I moved during the final season of Six Feet Under. I decided to use the same cable service that I’d had at my old apartment. However, the cable company had a problem accessing their equipment at the new place so they couldn’t set it up.

            We had to call DirecTV as back up. Only problem? It was going to take another week or two for them to come and set it up. This meant we would have no tv when the last 2 episodes of Six Feet Under aired. So I never saw them. To this day, still haven’t seen them.

            Would now need to re-watch the entire series because it’s been so long and I’ve forgotten so much.

          • juliaspublicist says:

            Dr. Gary. I researched the entire series back to back a couple of years ago. It is worth it.

          • helobabe says:

            Easily the best finale of all time. Dr. Gary – you MUST see. Every time I hear that Sia song I start crying. I’m overly attached to this show. Ruth Fisher is everything.

    • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

      When she first posted that drunky kiss pic on facebook, she tagged the dude. He has since untagged himself. Make of that what you will.

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

        I noticed that too and pondered above if both Andrews that she tagged in the prom photo untagged themselves as well.

    • [Thanks for the hook-up Paige Craig!]

      WHO? dafuq is Paige Craig, you might be asking yourself …

      ‘Like many of us Marines, Paige is a brother first and will tell you you’re wrong if you need to hear it.’

      Well, let us hope that Paige is braylingual & speaks Donkinese, eh?

      • Andy Wintour Hacks (up a hairball) says:

        Paige Craig is all kinds of awesome, but it makes me sad to hear that he associates with the beast.

  18. SchadenfreudianSlip says:

    Has anyone put forth this theory?

    Maybe Donkey was such an insufferable ass when her first Bravo pilot was rejected and she made life so miserable for Bravo execs that green lighting this show was all part of a plan to teach her a lesson/get revenge. The perfect way to get back at the Donkey for complaining and whining and probably trying to get people fired was to pretend to give her exactly what she wants but really make her look like the biggest horse’s ass in all of reality TV.

    Wouldn’t it be great if thats what this whole thing was about? Andy Cohen, evil genius.

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      Bravo doesn’t make business decisions based on revenge against a nobody. (Actually, they use a monkey, a dart board and some LSD, but not the way you’d imagine.) Sadly, JA probably isn’t the biggest asshole on/trying to get on a reality show.

      She looks like Janice the Muppet after a stroke and sounds like Jon Lovitz less-attractive sister because that’s who’s she is and what she grifted for.

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      I actually just think its Julia’s awful self that will make her looks ridiculous. Sure editing may help, but they has such great raw material with this nutcase.

  19. ICrayAnAwfulLotLately says:

    Hooray! (I think … but only because I’m experiencing an unusually severe outbreak of Canklehausen. I just kant with this creature lately. The lying and distortions. Ugh.)
    Just what — WHAT — is she actively doing or has ever done for “young women like me who had low self esteem”? Name one thing, JABa. One.
    Or is this too something she’s been writing for since November and will send a link as soon as she has one.
    OMFG STFU

    • Donkeycam now! says:

      She has educated them by negative example.

      With every step, Donkey is telling them “if you have low self-steem, like me, you will never build any lasting relationships and your life will be a sad sad void of fakery and deceit”.

      And that’s no small task!

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      First of all, her problem is she has too much self-esteem for someone who has accomplished absolutely ZILCH with her life.

      Second, while I enjoyed the take down style of that writer because it’s what a Donkey deserves, the second part of the article was as lazy as Julia’s writing, letting her go on and on with quotes with zero critical follow up.

      If she is going to lay all that bullshit down, I WANT TO KNOW HOE SHE IS GOING TO HELP ALL THE GIRLS?????

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

        How… tho hoe is appropriate as well…

      • Donkeycam Now! says:

        Deep inside Donkerina has zilch self-steem.

        If she had any, she wouldn’t need to have every step she takes validated by the Internet.

  20. Barking Mad says:

    Re-posting my comment from the mountain cabin:

    I found a goodie the other day, don’t remember it being covered before. If it has been, I promise to load up the beloved AK kitty gif and look at it for a full minute.

    http://www.tvgasm.com/watercooler/check-out-miss-advised-on-bravo.html

    It’s a blog entry from one of the Miss Advised producers. The article is the usual snooze, but in the comments, the author says:

    “Thanks guys!!! Bring on the snark, there will be A LOT. From the second episode on it’s good and snark worthy. Eps 101 is all set-up, so you know how first episodes go. Please don’t feel bad scrutinizing the show, bring it! There will be plenty of things to talk about! Yay!!! I should be working right now, but can’t get off our blog. ha.”

    He also discusses a drinking game for the show. He makes it clear it will be a trainwreck.

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      She (the producer in question is a woman) is awesome. I wouldn’t be totally shocked if she’d agree to do an interview with RBD once the show is on the air.

  21. stalker is the new fat says:

    Feels sooooooo good to be back y’all!

    [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2g4mqC4bu1qesqq7o1_400.gif[/img]

    [img]http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrmg6EHgQ1r5nj3jo1_400.gif[/img]

  22. Ignoramus with Pelts says:

    Glad we are all back in the basement together!

  23. Fat Freddys Cat says:

    With the return of RBD it feels like I can breathe again! THANK YOU!

  24. Albie Quirky says:

    So last night I woke upon the middle of the night and for some reason something in my dream reminded me of Julie Albertson tweeting or Facebooking (can’t remember which) “Keep those helos in the air, babe!”

    And my middle-of-the-night vulnerable self grasped, for the first time, how horribly malevolent that was. Because it seems so clear to me now that what she meant was “Ha, ha, you might crash and die!”

    • Albie Quirky says:

      *woke up in, of course. My iPad is trying to turn me into Poe or some shit.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      God, I never dream about her, but I had a dream I was hanging with Dadsers and Britt and she was Skyping them from someone’s wedding and wasn’t dressed like a lunatic and Britt thanked her for dressing like a normal human being for once.

    • anon says:

      I have had one dream involving Julia. In the dream, I found out that Lilly was actually a boy and had a penis, but this didn’t go with her “image” so she would put clothes and dresses on him to cover up the fact that he was a boy. I woke up, horrified that she was an awful human being.

  25. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

    Glad to you’re back. I don’t want to say I panicked, but I did start to drink my own urine.

  26. optimistic balloons says:

    What do people think about this:

    And I’m not saying ‘Go work for Charity Water!’ I hate fakeness. Maybe Charity Water is your thing. No bashing. It’s not mine. My thing is young women like me who had no self esteem.

    Didn’t the proceeds of one of her bi-coastal birthday bashes go to Charity Water? Is this a hidden dig at Randi or something?

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      “What charity proceeds?” – Susan G. Komen Foundation

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      It’s something, I just haven’t figured out what yet.

      But that was my favorite quote in the whole piece. So utterly ridiculous on every front. And you know that my lover Daniel chose to use it for that very reason.

      1. “I hate fakeness.” Uhh, OK.

      2. Charity Water — some kind of swipe there. At who?

      3. “My thing is young women like me who had no self-esteem.” Bwahahahahahaha! Yes, talking about women being past their expiration date at 30 and staging endless tit-thrusting photo shoots of yourself for no reason and constantly obsessing over women who are “tiny and cute” and endlessly broadcasting your eating/food disorders — such a strong advocate for young women with no self-esteem.

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      The proceeds probably went to fill that mug with a little more ugly. What’s a little abject poverty when mama needs a new pair of injection sites/cites/sights?

      • ICrayAnAwfulLotLately says:

        JABa via text: Call me sweety!
        RandiZ calls.
        JABa: OMG, wasn’t that party so fun last night? I have a huge crush on your friend, _____, do you think he was into me?!
        RandiZ: It was great and ya, I have the most wonderful friends. I can’t believe how many showed up. Sorry about the cake. Did you see how much money we collected for Clear Water? It looked like hundreds! How much was it?
        JABa: Oh, right. I haven’t even counted it yet. I’m so psyched! Do you think it would be too weird if I texted him today? Do you have his number?
        A WEEK PASSES
        RandiZ via text: Hi! I was talking to my friend at Clear Water today and she is thrilled about the money we collected. But she doesn’t think they’ve received it yet. How much was it? Who did you send the cheque to?
        NO REPLY
        RandiZ via DM on twitter, private message on FB. (see above)
        NO REPLY
        RandiZ via phone. Goes to voicemail. (see above)
        JABa via twitter: Who actually phones people any more? And voice messages? Please, that is so 1990. Even my parents don’t leave voice messages.
        >> FIN <<

    • CDB says:

      Yes that was the one

  27. anon says:

    Azalp Yerbua makes an appearance in the NYObserver comments!

    Right, Azalp, because the people on TV are the smartest people in life.

    Azalp Yerbua
    If the worst thing that ever happens to you is to watch or meet Julia Allison, count yourself as very lucky. These people write about her as if she were the Antichrist or Bernie Madoff, for crying out loud. I’ve never met her myself, but I’m sure she’s not as bad as all that. In fact, I’m sure she’s very charming and intelligent.

    Hey, if you’re so smart, where is your TV show?

    Like Reply
    8 hours ago

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      hmm, let me see: smarts ==> tv show. sorry, Azalp, your logic is flawed. i’ll just stick with my smarts, thanks.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Wow, that is really the lamest argument ever, and the idiot keeps trotting it out. Honey, if you want to advocate on behalf of a donkey, there are so many more intelligent, thoughtful ways to do it. “You’re just jealous!” is really not one of them.

    • stalker is the new fat says:

      She’s totally right. I could have just gone on a reality show instead of getting my Master’s and I would still have the same job I have right now. It even says it in the job description: “Requirements: Master’s in Statistics or equivalent (such as reality show experience of > 5 weeks).”

    • JFA says:

      “I’ve never met her myself…I’m sure she’s very charming and intelligent.” Should I point and laugh or is that mean? Because I’m pretty sure he is mentally disabled in some way.

      • juliaspublicist says:

        If hadn’t blocked April, I’d ask her to respond to the fact that many people here HAVE met her and think she’s an asshole.

    • KashMoney says:

      [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2a4xs2c.jpg[/img]

    • "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

      Dude, ever notice that no one who HAS met her has ever come forward to defend the donkey? In fact, literally dozens of people who know her and find her to be a goddamn asshole have shown up to confirm everything we know about her (and email tips to the mods on the regular) – including family members, exes, family members of exes, and reputable media professionals. We don’t make this shit up! In fact, I’ve got it on good authority that we’ve barely scrapes the surface of her cuntitude.

    • Real-life "Cathy" Cartoon says:

      I don’t see any comments on the Observer article. What am I doing wrong this time?

  28. Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

    One of you smart people said something about us switching over to VPS to stop that shit from happening again. Should I do that?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Never mind. Already done!!!

    • iblow4shoes says:

      I don’t see how that would help. In a VPS the site would still share the resources of the server with any other sites with a VPS on that physical server. This is what we do were I work, but sites hosted on the same server can still impact one another. It’s mostly a security thing. But really, what do I know. I just have degrees in computer science. It’s not like I landed a spot on a reality TV show.

  29. discardedtutu says:

    This was meant to reply to Dr. Gary up there ^ – 6FU was amazing and the finale ending is still one of my favorite of all time – I’ll still watch it once in a while because I love the song, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNwARV9tPUw *spoiler* it basically tells what happens for the rest of the characters lives

    • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist says:

      Damn you discardedtutu, now I am SOBBING at my desk. That really is the greatest final scene to any television show ever. I especially love that the youngest of David’s kids turned out to be gay and found himself a gaysian, and that Brenda died will Billy was talking her head off.

      • discardedtutu says:

        Everything you said. And Brenda’s death had me cracking up thru my tears! But when Keith got shot – ugh, I was in hysterics.

    • SchadenfreudianSlip says:

      Back when it first aired, I was watching the finale by myself. Mrs. Slip walks in about a minute and a half into that scene and I was weeping like a baby. Uncontrollably.

      Cut to about 2 months ago. I’m home alone and that episode comes on the TV. I turn it on and about 1 minute into that scene. My wife walks in the door. And I”m weeping uncontrollably. She looks at me, looks at the TV and starts to laugh hysterically. Same reaction 6 or 7 years later.

      That song is number 1 on my main running mix. Nothing better to get you started.

      • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist says:

        It’s my favorite show of all time. And there are several scenes where I just lose it ALWAYS, like when Claire breaks down at Ruth and George’s wedding.

      • helobabe says:

        I spoke too soon, above. I’m with both of you. The season finale with the brother in law was amazing. So much shock. And remember that creepy scene when Brenda dreams about having sex with Billy? I also love the scene when they are in mourning and Brenda is 9 months pregnant and her narcissist mother says, “I brought vodka!!” Brenda says she can’t because she is pregnant and her mother scoffs. I often tell pregnant people, “Oh, please, one shot of Absolut won’t kill the baby!”

      • emma bourricot says:

        I was on vacation in Colorado when the finale aired, and it was summer so the windows in our suite were open. The friends we made on the trip admitted the next morning that they couldn’t figure out why they heard my husband and I bawling in our rooms — loud, choking sobs — at the same time. Oh, that show.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      I loved that show so much.

      Guess I’m going to have to go back to the very beginning and re-watch every single episode, start to finish. Anyone know if it’s on Netflix?

      • Helobabe says:

        If you currently have HBO, you should have access to HBO GO which is their On Demand website. They are all on there.

  30. juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist says:

    I miss the Like button. Where am I supposed to get validation now?

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