I mean, you might think so looking at the ham sculpture that some would call “her face.” Anyway, the “media blitz” for Bravo’s “Miss Advised” is underway, and I would just like to pose one question for the media to ask Julia Allison to her pig face: Since when is Julia Allison a dating columnist? She hasn’t been one for since 2009 when she was fired from TONY. Last year, she was a social media columnist, and she was fired from that. And now, she is unemployed. So where is she currently dispensing dating advice? Here is Miss Pork Pie lying on a local morning show, claiming she has been a dating columnist for 10 years.
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