Imagine the bawling that must have followed the balling, huh? Not only did she manage to get laid by this hot piece, but SHE’LL SHOW US!! She is NOT a bloated, braying, desperate train wreck!! This dude has agreed to go on FOUR DATES with her! And she’s so grateful, she’s going to completely incinerate any chance of a future with the guy (EDS: As if) by posting his bare-chested photo on the Internet.