Honey, you didn’t start. You never stopped.
Julia Allison, who would love for you to attend her grandmother’s memorial service, Twitter hashtag #MourningMarilyn, should be thrilled because this “Miss Advised” thing is actually happening! The entire world will see her for the Honky Donkey she really is, and it won’t be because of the haters!
Some advice, dear. The end goal is not a husband. The end goal is finding an equitable and healthy relationship. Men are not characters in your insane melodrama, and that man you hope to someday meet will never come unless you really think about what you can offer in a relationship. And, no, a copious amount of magazine subscriptions doesn’t count.
UPDATE: After a few brief seconds of thought, I think I can say that this show will be a great disappointment for us basement dwelling fatties. I know it will be great to see the cray on national television, but this show and its premise is so contrived that I don’t think it will be worth it. It will pale in comparison to the daily dose of unedited cray we get online.