Me: One of the guys I’m dating texted me – and I’m QUOTING – “I’m not kidding when I say I have sociopathic tendencies, my dear.” [Ed. Note: Apparently, one of the many men Julia Allison is dating is Henry Higgins]
Via Strong: Subtle.
Me: The f–ked up part is that IT DIDN’T IN ANY WAY DISSUADE ME!! You know how you see a wounded baby wild animal and you want to take it home and nurse it back to health? But you know that instead you should take it to a shelter …
Via: … to be euthanized? Yeah.
Me: Yeah. Sigh.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.