Julia Allison, former internationally syndicated social media columnist who won the Pulitzer Prize for being fucking stupid and pointless, is once again gainfully employed. She discreetly announced on Facebook, as we previously announced, that she is a contributing writer for Elle. But manic litigator Dadsers didn’t get her this job. No, our word-stringing Donkey can thank Bravo for this one, because how in the hell can she be in a reality show about “relationship experts” if she doesn’t have a job, much less one that involves her being a “relationship expert?”
I’m sure Julia Allison is relieved that she has those tens of dollars to help with her car lease payments, and I’m sure an editor at Elle will soon be demanding a substantial raise to put up with her heehawing, terminally late bullshit.
Meanwhile. . .
It’s always slightly strange when you realize the men you date are just human.
Um. . . no it isn’t, you fucktard. But then again, I’m not one who thinks of men as wallets or publicity opportunities, so what do I know?
Photo: Above is Julia Allison and Julia Allison’s differently colored plastic clip-in hair featured in the pages of Elle UK that one time she made that What I Wore chick design something for her. I think there was some screwing over involved, but I can’t remember. Also pictured: Mary Rambin in the background thinking, “Fuck this bitch.”