Because late last night we got an email, sent via our automated email form, from firstname.lastname@example.org. It read:
You know JA is dating DeStorm Power, right?
A few things leapt out at us right away.
a. As fucking if. Little Miss “I Deserve An Ivy Leaguer Who I Can Dress Up In Bonobos Plaid Pants” Husband-Hunter is dating a hot online young black hip hop star? Uhh, no. In her dreams. Which she doesn’t have. Because he’s, you know, black and born in Baltimore, not on the Upper East Side, and there’s no way he’s dressing up in reindeer sweaters for University Club brunches.
b. People at Guest of a Guest are avid RBD readers. We hear from them sometimes — by their names, and without going through the automated email form. Also — they’re generally not concerning themselves with Julia Allison at midnight on a Sunday night. Strange, though — there is someone who DOES concern herself with Julia Allison at all hours of the day and night. And she’s been particularly manic lately, which is generally when she gets in touch with us, either using her real name or fake ones. You got it!! Donkey herself!
My theory was that either Destorm Power or Donkey herself sent the message. But I sincerely doubt a smoking hot young hip hop star wants anyone thinking he’s going out with this stunning beauty:
Donkey, however, would benefit in so many Donkey ways if this bit of faux news got out there. She’s been Tweeting at him for weeks, often unprompted (as usual), and they apparently went out once, undoubtedly for the stupid reality show. By floating news that they’re actually together, she could drum up something semi-interesting for the show, currently filming, and, of course, she could make JellyD jealous. Because JellyD, tipsters tell us, is really not into a donkey. At all. And she’s heavily into him.
Once again, turning to her “online bullies” to try to further her man-snagging agenda and drum up publicity for herself. So sad. So typical.
And I stand corrected if it was, in fact, an email from Guest of a Guest. Hey, my friends at GofaG — email us directly, or leave a comment, if the message was in fact from you guys. In the meantime, I will wait for pigs to fly.