When Thinspiration Julia’s away, the donkey will play and realize how horribly lonely and pathetic and depressed she is. I can imagine Julia scuttling about in her padded white apartment in a house coat and sausage curlers mumbling the following tweets aloud, over and over again, until they are simultaneously profound and meaningless.
There’s the finding a sense of accomplishment in the absolute menial. . .
I can’t seem to control my career or my dating life, but my groceries are in their proper place, goddamnit.
Organizing the food in your fridge: a tiny sense of control in an otherwise uncontrollable world.
Embracing her innermost Cathy comic. . .
@Steven_Grossman just texted: “Found the perfect book for you!” followed by a photo of “Get Married This Year.” Kill Me. Please
I bought an orchid tonight at Trader Joe’s and managed to kill it in the 20 minutes it took to drive home. That’s a new plant-icide record.
The realization the she could use deep-dicking. . .
i’m late to this little nugget, but it’s a sweet nugget… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
@jellyd – I’m telling you, Drew, you NEED to do a cover of this song!!!
And finally the moment when Julia has, yet again, become untethered. . .
It occurred to me tonight when I was reading
@PandoDaily that I don’t use the term “disruptive” *nearly* enough. That’s about to change, yo.
Like, “OMFG, that guy’s ironic ‘Angry Turds’ tee-shirt is so TOTALLY disruptive.” What? Am I doing it wrong?
Building a Virtual Harvard: Ambitious – Just Don’t Call it Disruptive! http://pandodaily.com/2012/04/03/the-minerva-project-lands-25-million-for-elite-virtual-university-ambitious-yes-just-dont-call-it-disruptive/#.T3vq91KwSgt.twitter via
@pandodaily (by the talented @ErinGriffith)
Happiness is when “we are utterly ourselves in unaffected ease.” – Hand Wash Cold (Ed. Note: HA!)
“Somewhere deep in my skin was capacity for untarnished joy & freedom. How could I find it again?”
“And yet the more we search, the farther afield we stray. The more we question, the more we doubt.”