Donkey has now moved into the “I Don’t Really Give A Shit Because I Can’t Milk This For Sympathy Anymore So I’ll Go Back To Playing Adolescent Games With Boys” stage of grief and is back to fretting about how to behave on a date. You hear that, JellyD? You may not be interested in her but obviously other people are!
Alternate theory: She’s crowd-sourcing yet again for that supposed “advice column” she’s writing for Elle. But seriously, why would anyone take love advice from a 31-year-old woman who has frightened away every man she’s gone out with for the past five years? Is there ANY relationship that she’s ended?
JuliaAllison: Soooo … What’s the biggest mistake you can make on a date?
JuliaAllison: What was the craziest question you’ve ever been asked on a date & what was your response?
Also, watch out Sarah Christine from Chicago, and your 972 followers, who responded this way re: Donkey’s disappointed-sounding Tweet that Granny was not supposed to live beyond a few more days but is hanging on. Sigh.
sarahchristine: @JuliaAllison what a cunt you are.