Sorry, haters, I’ve been away for a few days so let me get this straight: She leaves SXSW five days ago in true Drama Queen fashion. She Tweets and FBs for days that Granny is basically on her deathbed. She and Britt have been summoned home and will be there for at least a week. She FBs about being in the “anger stage of grief,” Tweets MOTHERFUCKING PSALMS and plays dirge-like music to her grandmother, whom she describes as practically being comatose and at death’s door. And, oh yeah, she also asks how to go about becoming an angel investor while implying Granny’s death is imminent because Donkey is all class and just. so. nice.
And then one night she eats a jar of chocolate syrup. Which means, basically: “Fuck Grandmother and this goddamned family obligations shit, I’m going back to L.A. where my bonerack room-mate who eats nothing but kale and seeds doesn’t stock POISON THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL in the (second) fridge the way my asshole family does! How dare they!!!”
And away she goes without a single mention of Granny, what happened, her condition, her family, etc.
But of course that’s because she has more important things to do. Planning a OMG ROAD TRIP OMG OMG so she can star in a JellyD YouTube music video in a thrilling event that will likely show up on a lame-ass reality show that almost no one will ever watch. Priorities, she has them.
Doing a roadtrip up to SF next weekend with girlfriends & want to rent the right vehicle for it. Any suggestions?? Convertible vs SUV?
Tough luck, NuttyGrannyMoneybags. Hope you’re feeling better. Your lunatic grand-daughter had sub-D-List fame and yet another dude to chase.