Several tipsters over the past few days inform us that Donkey is telling anyone who will listen to her at SXSW that she’s signed a $100,000 product endorsement contract with Intel. Because that whole Sony thing worked out so well, I suppose. She’s also dropping Pancakes McCain’s name all over the place — while wearing his belt. Ewww on every count.
And how have these brands not received the memo that Julia Allison is a social media pariah? That she’s burned every bridge with every client ever? That her reputation sucks? Marketers, get a clue and beware!
p.s. Attention angry haters: Please do not contact Intel. We don’t even know if this is true, or if Donk’s either lying outright or grossly exaggerating. Let’s remember who we’re dealing with here. And even if it were true, let’s not harass Intel. We don’t need to. She’ll screw it up all on her own, as always.