Oh. No.

 

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  1. JFA - Still no one cares jackasshole says:

    Oh Jesus Christ.

    • JFA - Still no one cares jackasshole says:

      This was only posted because she looks skinny. Also, put your tits away. Your desperations are showing.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        I thought the same thing but that thought was overridden by the severe case of Cankleshausen that painfully afflicted me.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Also, the faux-shame when she admits to eating chocolate. Jesus, shut the fuck up.

        • JFA - Still no one cares jackasshole says:

          I know, who fucking cares!? It’s not cute. Also who dresses like that? Mid-range call girls. I dare her to wear one outfit that doesn’t make me cringe. That necklace also looks cheap as fuck. Pick on accessory – your Victoria’s Secret gel push-up bra or an ugly necklace.

          • Nickelodeon Chic says:

            Is that a matching Sparkle Snowflale bracelet on her wrist, too? #headdesk

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

            There’s something from earlier in FW, picture or video, where she had the starburst ring on.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Also, the face. Her eyes are like two pissholes in the snow.

        • JFA - Still no one cares jackasshole says:

          In her makeup tutorial that time she said she uses black mac Fluidline. I personally cannot stand gel eyeliner. And the black does her no favors. Just use a brown pencil, less is more. We can no longer see your eyeballs. Guys hate makeup, I cannot imagine anyone finding the painted whore look attractive. I’ll bet she always reeks of very sweet smelly perfume. Ew.

          And bragging about date 4 is so, so embarrassing. [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsnxt3vV3K1qc2qcs.gif[/img]

    • 11th Wang says:

      How many times did she rehearse that?? There is some serious syncing going on with her iTunes.

  2. Nickelodeon Chic says:

    I literally do not recognize her anymore. Wow.

  3. LEFOOLIEH says:

    OMG, just stooooooooooooooop.

  4. DSM-V: JFA Edition says:

    You can’t beat the wall, all you can do is speed up the pace at which you hit it… I once went to dr. Bobby for a skin cancer screening. He gave me the all clear. Going by his judgment and work on donk I probably have raging melanoma…

  5. Little Orphan Lilly says:

    So, I take it the theme of this date was “45-year-old alcoholic divorcees”?

    • Stripper Shoes for Blowjobs at Burning Man says:

      Hey now. Some of us 45 year old alcoholic divorcees have at least a modicum of klasssz.

  6. Stripper Shoes for Blowjobs at Burning Man says:

    There was only one reason for this video and that was that she liked her cleavage and wanted to make boys look.

    That and the fact that she had a date she needed to inform the not-giving-a-ahit world about.

    And to make a boy jealous.

    And to let everyone know, in case ot wasn’t clear before, that she is 100% transparent.

    Oh yeah, and to drive home the notion that any dude who would be interested in her either just wants to get laid or is a fame-whoring moron.

    Ok. Five reasons. But who will remember what I said on the internet anyway?

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

      Calm DOWN, Kevin!
      She meant it at the time.

      Hooboy! Gurrrl has really become enamored of watching herself live on video since she began her crime spreeblasts … I predict new lipdubs in the near future.

    • JFA says:

      Oh totally, I said taht above. She thinks she looks hot, and she’s definitely thinner. What a sad loser. You’re almost 31, sweetie, please stop using the internet for validation. Then again you have no real friends, so.

      • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

        I don’t see thinner – right off the bat her face looks old and beat before the video even starts – then when she starts dancing she looks FULL BLOWN INSANE!!!!!

        Skinny might attract some guys, initially, but a busted face and insanity will scare the shit out of them ever (snap) damn (snap) time (snap).

        • Donksers says:

          Her waist keeps getting thinner, but that face! It is GINORMOUS!

        • JFA says:

          Most guys don’t give a shit about skinny. They care more about the complete package, a non-busted face, and not being insane. 10 or more pounds here or there…guys do not give a crap. We do. They do not.

          Anyway I never thought she was fat. She has very unfortunate legs. Her ass ain’t even all that. Overall I think she has a nice figure…but y’all know how I feel about pears. Smug, that’s how. Her face and personality and style are shitastic and she reeks of desperation, which most non-desperate guys will smell a mile away.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

            It really isn’t true that ‘most guys don’t give a shit about skinny’ (& I am *not* saying that most *do* either) — I could just as easily posit that ‘most guys don’t give a shit about big tits’, but that’s not true either — what we are is basically what whomever is attracted to us likes, that’s all. No absolutes.

          • Random Snowflake says:

            I’m a guy, and JFA is correct (at least in my case).

          • New Year New You says:

            No way @Random Snowflake, that’s just you. Some of the stuff I’ve heard men say about female appearances (including their partners BEHIND THEIR BACKS) has made my flesh eat itself.

          • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

            I agree with JFA – it’s the whole package.

            Maybe I would have believed guys all want a bag of bones five years ago, but I have no many guy friends that would kill for a J. Lo or Kim Kardashian.

          • JFA says:

            Look it’s all relative obvs. In my experience w guys I’ve dated and many guy friends most don’t care about an extra ten pounds. Shocking I know but guys are way more forgiving of our ostensible flaws than we are. And some guys actually prefer bit meaty and curvy to very thin. Most guys are thrilled to be naked next to a hot confident woman even if we hate our ass cellulite. Any guy who is gonna pick on a few extra pounds imo is a d bag and no one I would date anyway.

          • JFA says:

            I’m not gonna get
            Into this while guys love pears shit again. But many of the guys I know love some junk in yhe trunk or curves. Ja and her raft ass – the least o her problems. I suspect the only reason he gets dates is some guys actually do find her hot for a few days. Are others pickier or into models or athletic types? Sure. But plenty of guys don’t give a shit unless you are very overweight or underweight.

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      This is what I’m getting from it too. Jelly D is blowing her off (and probably after she wrote him that mental email) so…

      1) Take lots of sex-ah sex-ah phtos – check
      2) Tease him with not 1, but 2, but 3, but FOUR, YOU FUCKER, dates with The Brit
      3) Show pics of her LOLing with Greasy Bear – I didn’t mean anything I said in that email, she I AM OVER IT, I AM LOLing!!!!
      4) Still don’t believe I am over you, Jelly D? Look how hot I look with Lewis Howes?? LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!
      5) Huh, still not convinced? This is me with my jugs out, make-up set to whore and I am going to go to town on The Brit like he’s going to hand me some YSLs

      Take (snap) that (snap) you (snap) asshole (snap)!

      PS CALL ME!!!!!

  7. ElGuapo says:

    I think she made this video for http://www.cougarlife.com
    I cannot think of any other reason. She looks like a heavily botoxed 48 year old divorcee who is out on the prowl.

  8. stalker is the new grapefruit says:

    I can’t see the video but am assuming she’s looking hot as usual.

    [img]http://pics.livejournal.com/pingvinko/pic/001aqyhx[/img]

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

      *snort*

      How long you been waiting to use this? 🙂
      (It’s perfect! You don’t need no stinking video)

    • DirtyLakeMichigan says:

      Stalker… I want to buy you a drink. This is awesome.

      • JFA says:

        Get in line. I’m buying her a drink first. She won’t come to NYC though.

        • stalker is the new grapefruit says:

          I’m skeert of NYC

          • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

            New York is skeert of YOU.

          • JFA says:

            Get over it!!!!!

          • bf says:

            aren’t you tiny and cute? you have nothing to worry about.

          • stalker is the new grapefruit says:

            opposite of tiny & cute. Fat & dorky.

          • bitchface says:

            are you covered in cathair? you have nothing to worry about

          • DirtyLakeMichigan says:

            In my youth, I used to be too. But that was in the 70’s when you should have been scared of NYC. Even though all my visits are hospital/doctor related due to the kitten, my mind has been changed. The most interesting people I’ve met are cab drivers, a cook at Katz’ deli pulled a piece of tp off my shoe when I was 9 mo’s preg w/ my twins, but I’ve also been called a fucking asshole for walking in front of someone at Penn Station. (made MORE special because I was holding my then 5 yr old’s hand because we were rushing through the crowd to catch our train and he was upset and said, “Mommy!! You’re not a fucking asshole!!! 🙂 I just never act like I’m lost. I prefer to always think I’ll never know what I’ll find around the corner. Couldn’t find my way out of a paper bag w/out a GPS. Eyes up, walk fast and just don’t stop in the middle of the sidewalk and you’ll be fine.

          • flaggedbythelab says:

            “But that was in the 70′s when you should have been scared of NYC. ” That was when I lived there. LOL!

          • CDB says:

            Mom .. When is your Birthday? we can have a bi polar birthday party in new york city my treat!

          • stalker is the new grapefruit says:

            CDB you’re going to fly me and my family to NYC? I’ll take it!

        • DirtyLakeMichigan says:

          Well, JFA, I’d love to buy you a drink too and hear about your new lover-boy. How are things going w/ that?

    • Donkeycam now! says:

      It is to chortle and guffaw.

    • solidarity cat says:

      best thing ever.

    • The Final Rose says:

      Everyone on the train platform is probably wondering why I can’t stop laughing…

  9. Ex Spurt says:

    Medic!

    I can’t, I can’t, I can’t the donkey. Reeling. And her little herp derp dance. Gord, Gord, Gordon Bennett.

    Will she ever turn 15?

  10. Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

    I’m guessing she considers . . . whatever that state she’s in to be evidence of the meds WORKING.

    • Ex Spurt says:

      She’s certainly feeling no pain. We’re all doing that for her. Acute on chronic Cankleshausen here.

  11. someproblems says:

    She seems really fucked up wasted and whatever she is taking has totally cut her off from reality even more so than usual.

    Also, her face is a fucking tragedy mask at this point, only she thinks she’s wearing comedy.

    • JFA says:

      I was just gonna say. I never knew if i believe the adderall rumors but now I do. There is no way she is not either bipolar and in a mania episode, or on stimulants.

      • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

        I know a lot of people have shit down bipolar but she does have full blown manias – that is for sure.

        She is fucking crazy at the very least.

      • One Fat Melman says:

        I have ADD and therefore need my adderall (desperately), so I don’t get manic until it wears off around dinnertime. From what I can see, Julesy do not have ADD and the meds therefore have the opposite effect – making her totally psycho whenever she’s on it. Considering that she takes it when she wakes up…around 3PM, it makes sense that she’s an absolute lunatic til the wee morning hours.

  12. That Sh*t Bray says:

    Julia is Buffalo Bill from Silence of The Lambs. The music, voice, and back up show the vajayjay….all the same. I hope the Brit has rubbed the lotion on it’s skin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8&sns=em

  13. MY Place says:

    I mostly lurk and smirk but this is just so…. uncomfortable. I want to crawl under the covers and lalalala until it leaves my head forever. The telegraphing of her insecurities and failings – in someone’s borrowed kitchen wearing SATIN and Claire’s accessories talking about eating chocolate and dates and FW and lip dubbing(!) a song about being young. Oh. No. Indeed.

  14. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

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    I would just like to note that TinyPic has a sense of humor …
    Captcha code: “Sulpher Smell” (their spelling, not mine).

    HOW? did they know that Donkey is in heat???

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  17. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

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  18. pearipathetic donkey says:

    She’s excited about a date, but last year at this time she had an actual bf and was driven to chocolate suicide in a whole foods aisle? Even though it was the best relationship she’d had in years, home they shared, etc. All that matters to her is that someone is fawning over her and it has to be captured online or it doesn’t count.

  19. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

    [img]http://i41.tinypic.com/2i7xuoo.png[/img]

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      God the face. If this does not get her intervention by her family, I do not know what will.

      I actually pity her, her life is so sad.

    • TheSpanishInterrogation says:

      Oh… My… God!
      This!!
      Sidenote: I just laughed like Liza Minelli. (it was quite fab I might add)

    • mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

      Wait, I take it all back.

      It’s obvious she is Shaye Saint John.

    • Random Snowflake says:

      She has the mouth of an 80 year old woman. And you can tell that she can’t move of the muscles in her face, her upper lip looks completely immobile. This is kinda sad that she did this to herself voluntarily. 🙁

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    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      She really, really looked like Jerri in those photos with the red hair and the green satin evening gown outside the opera. It was hilarious.

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      The sad thing us Amy Sedais is tiny and cute, has ten or more years on a Donkey and needs hours of make-up to look this bad. A Donkey, not so much.

      Get help, Donkey.

  21. Boomerang Slam says:

    Am I the only one who thinks it looks totally weird to be talking in a video and then mouth the words to the song rather than singing along?? Of you are really just having fun and letting go then wouldn’t you just sing the line?

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    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

      Did she chew her lipstick off the middle of her bottom lip?
      That’s so … well …
      It goes so nice w/ the stunning eyebrows!

      • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

        It’s kind of amazing she hasn’t gnawed her whole face off.

        Are you watching this with sound? I can’t bear to.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

          LOL, no, me neither. I used to work for an ear surgeon & I learnt some things, ya know!

          • Perpetual Donk of Shame says:

            I can’t watch this with sound. Just waking up and seeing the pictures my first thoughts were ‘No mommy, noooooo’ .
            OT but I was feeling wenchy/annoyed with the husscat yesterday so I sent him one of the giant screengrabs thoughtfully provided by you awesome catfolk. He won’t thank, you but I do!

      • Orwell-Style Cyberpolice Force says:

        Those eyebrows are something else. I seem to recall someone here going by the name “Arches of Doom” before. Apt.

    • JFA says:

      What. The fuck. Is up. with her eyebrows. Why. Does she think. Pointy arches. Look good.

      • JFA says:

        You know who gets away with that? Angelina Jolie. You know why? Because she’s one of the most beautiful women on earth, and she doesn’t fuck with her face.

      • helobabe says:

        Speaking of hawt eyebrows, Italian socialite Michaela Romanini or…Donkey?
        [img]http://itthing.com/wp-content/uploads/Michaela-Romanini.jpg[/img]

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  24. Shamoo£ia says:

    This fucking clown. I kant.

  25. Donkeycam now! says:

    Give me my Christmas ornaments back, Donkey!

    I paid 99c for those!

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  27. Shamoo£ia says:

    Apologies to CDB if we’ve already discussed this Rachel Zoe abomination, but DEAR GOD WHAT IS SHE WEARING? Joe Zee is about to die.
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    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

      So in the other RZ Bathrobe Collection fauxtos, where the hem is bunched up on the ground, it’s safe to assume that Donkey had removed her six-inch hooker heels & was going bare-hooved in a public place? That’s pretty damn gross.

    • Sweaty Juicy Couture says:

      don’t you hate it when older guys try to be all Gangsta like this Douche?
      Those silver basketball shoes DO NOT LOOK GOOD ON 40+ year old guys.

      • Dyspeptic says:

        huh. I think he looks swell. Especially next to a Donkey.

      • Delurked says:

        aw i think he looks good, other than his jeans needing a bit of tailoring. if anyone can pull those shoes off, it’s joe zee.

        • Frequent Liar Miles says:

          Annoyingly, Sperry Topsiders are enjoying a revival here in SF among All The Hipsters. A combination of those, skinny jeans and a topknot is not uncommon hereabouts. (On guys, yet!)

          • Frequent Liar Miles says:

            (Oops; that was supposed to be to Orwell.)

          • mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

            Fuck, fuck, fuck! I cannot express how much I hate the man-bun. It seriously is an immediate sign that the dude in question is a self-important wannabe art-fag who probably has some schlocky spiritual interest largely intended to get chicks in the sack. They all have Loki as their spirit animal or some shit, play some semi-obscure instrument that can be tucked in a pocket (clay flute, harmonica, whatever) to be whipped out for impromptu jams when inspiration strikes, and bathe bimonthly in the shower of whatever place they are free-loading that week.

            Fuck. Now I am just ragey even thinking about it. Thanks.

          • Frequent Liar Miles says:

            Mcakez: I know, right? Every time I see one, I have to restrain myself from
            screaming “TOOL!!”

          • mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

            I forgot: They are frequently comprised of dreds —- not well-kept or clean ones, though, but the other kind (see aforementioned bimonthly showers) — and are always ALWAYS accompanied by douchey facial hair. Likelihood of having a chinstrap and a topknot = high.

      • Real-life "Cathy" Cartoon says:

        I’d hit it.

      • Orwell-Style Cyberpolice Force says:

        I think he looks adorable. He’s in fashion! What do you want him to wear? Sperry Top-siders?

      • BJ KELLEY'S FISTED ASSHOLE says:

        Guys don’t get as many shoe options as women, and when it comes to jeans dress shoes look horrible. Plus, I don’t think you know how “this guy” is.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        DON’T DISS THE ZEE!

    • Prof. F Camping says:

      why is there a slit in this dress that appears to go all the way up to her belly button? why does her face look like that of someone who has had a face transplant? why is she contorting her legs under the dress? why does a 30-year-old woman look so matronly? why is her clavicle trying to escape? and most importantly, why do these people ever the donkey?

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        Dunno, but LOL, for a second there, I thought Donkey’s mumu still had the shoplifter tag on it. Then I saw the matching drape pull tassel over on the other side of the fauxto.

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  29. KashMoney says:

    She’s got a Kathie Lee Gifford vibe going here, faux-fun and completely out of touch.

    I point out that Kathie Lee is 58 years old.

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      Yeah, the faux fun – it’s so obvious… she seems so fake. The endless squeeing and I’m so hap-hap-happy! It’s all so fake and tragic.

    • Kissy Face to a Crowd of Crickets says:

      at least Kathie Lee has learned to own her crazy. and she admits to drinking wine.

  30. Donksers says:

    So disgustingly cloying and fake.

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  32. ShesJustStupid says:

    Two days until she’s out of my town. She says she really misses LA. I really hope she stays there.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Oh, and I asked my colleague about the RZ interview and she said she didn’t hear of any interview but that she would look into it.

      • flaggedbythelab says:

        I doubt it happened. I don’t even think she got Betsey Johnson. If she did, she’d be wasting her time to post it now. The whole point of this technology is to see it right away, not after 10 other people have posted their’s.

    • Donkey Ho-Tay says:

      As an Angeleno, may I suggest that Alaska is nice this time of year?

      • CUNTbunnies! says:

        Hey! We already suffer the Palin infestation, why you gotta wish a Donkey on us too?

        Also, I can’t watch the video here at work, can someone please explain what’s going on in the doorway behind her? It looks like half a creepy face peeking out.

        • Prof. F Camping says:

          it does look like a face in a still image, but it never moves, just something hanging on the wall.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

            It’s the Brit Date that Donkey’s been constructing to make the Donut jellies.
            [img]http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/277447966/Rotomolding_Mold_for_Mannequin_Rotomoldsfor_Mannequin_rotomolding.jpg[/img]

  33. lurker kitteh says:

    Gah. Please don’t ruin this song for me, Julia.

  34. neverbotoxed says:

    1. Her upper lip freaks me out. It’s like it sticks to her teeth and then slowly slides upward as her mouth gapes open.

    2. Didn’t she wear this dress to her birthday dinner party a few days ago? So basically, because she doesn’t wash her stuff, this dress smells like chocolate, lingering cooking residue, and champagne sweat. I can only imagine what a turn-on that is….

  35. Donkeycam now! says:

    Fashion tip of the day: if you must accesorize with Xmas ornaments, avoid red shiny dresses.

    Ooops! Too late!

  36. Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

    It’s 11:15! I want a blow-by-blow (as it were) of her Valentine’s magic. Where’s the report?!?

    • LEFOOLIEH says:

      You may be disappointed if there were no shoes involved! I was going to say it was too early in donkeyland, but an hour or so ago she was trying to set up coffee with someone by twitter and email. You know they’re so close, given the methods of contact donkey chose to use. Despite the fact that her target has posted about 6 tweets since then, I’m sure they got in touch. Also: “abscond”.

      ab·scond/abˈskänd/
      verb
      1. Leave hurriedly and secretly, typically to avoid detection or arrest.

      Does not compute… though maybe so if she’s trying to make a quick exit with that “I <3 MBFW" pillow before anyone notices it's missing.

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        I guess she’s leaving earlier than she planned:

        JuliaAllison @mager – Awww I miss you too!! I’m in NY through Friday, then to SF, then LA, then back to SF! And yes, SXSW, wouldn’t miss it for anything!

        JuliaAllison @katierosman – Miss Katie! Coffee tomorrow before I abscond from this city?! Email me! julia@nonsociety.com 🙂

        • LEFOOLIEH says:

          Maybe the Brit is leaving (therefore, no reason to hang around for what would SURELY have been late night hotel bar “date” #5) so she’s anxious to get back to Jelly D, where he will profess his love for her based entirely on her recent 10 page email.

        • Scooby Don't says:

          Oh yes SXSW, the scene of so many past Donkey triumphs.
          I wonder if this is still going to happen:
          http://sxsw.lanyrd.com/juliaallison

        • JFA says:

          Her constant fucking reiterating of her goddamn sad travel schedule gives me the rages. Honey, no one cares.

        • JFA says:

          ab·scond/abˈskänd/Verb: 1.Leave hurriedly and secretly, typically to avoid detection or arrest.
          2.(of someone on bail) Fail to surrender oneself for custody at the appointed time.

          Pretty sure that doesnt’ mean what you think it fucking means, you goddamn tool.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

          Someone alert TMZ so that they can station paps at every airport because Julia Allison Baugher is trying to sneak out of NYC undetected! Wearing hubcaps around her neck! In a sleeveless red satin Quinceañera dress w/ a crotch-level hemline & orange arms! & black tights w/ grey over-the-fetlock hooker boots + a bobby-pin mullet!

          #Operation_Abscondonkey

        • supermassive black holes fka mule on rouge says:

          Yeah, these tweets were totally aimed at somebody she desperately wants to contact her before she’s forced to leave the city. Why else tweet her effing email address at Miss Katie? Sooooo desperately transparent.

  37. LetItExplode says:

    When is the bipolar birthday?

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      End of the month. The 28th or something. She’s going to SF then LA then back to SF when she leaves nyc, so she’s scheme juicing something up.

  38. SchadenfreudianSlip says:

    Can I ask a stupid question? Who is she talking to? Who? I mean, treating the Spreecast as if you are speaking to a large audience makes some semblance of sense since that is, arguably, intended to be a broadcast outlet.

    But here. This. Who does she think she is speaking to?

    • LEFOOLIEH says:

      All THE readers, fans, exes that are still following what she’s doing with her life, “boys” knocking down her door for a date or marriage, jelliz catlady h8rz… of course, only one of these things actually exists. Can you guess which one?

      • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

        She is speaking to, and only to, Jelly D. Really, when was the last time she linked a Vimeo to her Facebook?

        She wants the Donut to know she has moved on (except that she hasn’t.) She must of done something hella embarrassing for this much hoove stomping.

  39. LEFOOLIEH says:

    Excuse my excessive commenting today, bunnies, twiddling my thumbs before getting down to biznass @ desk errands. Anyway, just FYI – donkey will have you know that all you h8rz who keep calling her out during her braycasts, on twitter, and on The Gloss are NOT eligible to benefit from her good deeds!

    JuliaAllison
    The Fashion Week Fairy strikes again! Who wants my 3pm ticket to Milly? Email me at Julia@NonSociety.com – first (nice) person wins! #NYFW

    • Scooby Don't says:

      So hard working Donkey is going to skip out on this? Must be for something really important … like the sound of a wallet opening somewhere else.

    • JFA says:

      Typical. She can’t just do anything nice without something nice in return. I read this as “Send me your most ass-kissing message and I will deign to give you a ticket.” Whenever she thinks she’s being super generous she does shit like that.

      What a spoiled rotten bitch.

      • Shamoo£ia says:

        Like when she thought she was being a saint by selling her nasty used Aldo shoes to a single mom.

      • Princess WideStance says:

        Remember when she was selling all her stinky old clothes and she wanted people to pose for pictures with the items they bought? That was a good one. Wow, I got some crusty velour lounge pants from THE Julia Allison! I am SO. BLESSED.

        • Shamoo£ia says:

          That tacky online garage sale was the BEST. I love how she posted the full retail price of each item and then asked you to make an offer. Like, she really did think someone would pay $70 for a pair of $80 Juicy sweats because she parked her raft ass in them for four years.

        • JFA says:

          YESSSS. THAT”S one I was trying to remember!

  40. Diabetic Feet says:

    It’s so disgusted how she calls everything “the.” THE Brit, THE boy etc…

    I think its another little window into just how fucked and pathological and stunted her mind really is. She really does see things in such simple terms. “Oh, that is the boy. I am the girl. That means I must act ditzy. Tee hee.”

    She’s just a fucking sad mess at this point.

    • LEFOOLIEH says:

      Would you call that objectification? See also: “little brother” Britt, “Miss” whoever is tiny/cute/more accomplished/famous etc., etc. I’m sure there are many more examples but I’m in heavy multitask mode at the moment.

  41. You Can't Abscond in Public says:

    I now realize why she lives w/ FlusherToilet Julia…so she has a live-in caretaker for Poor Lily.

  42. juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

    Can I just say that my lover Jacy has been on fire lately with the constant coverage?

  43. Captain Gary says:

    Holy fuck. That’s all I can say. She’s a wax mannequin ghoul beast. And, as a straight guy, I will say she had her moments a few years ago. But…oh no. Not anymore.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      This video is probably the worst I have ever seen her face look. It is shocking.

      On the one hand, I kind of admire her utter refusal to acknowledge she looks like a fucking horror show and to continue posting these Vimeos as though she’s still a hot piece in her early 20s.

      On the other hand, no. Stop. Please stop. Stop with the all-nighters, the Adderall, the injections, the online addiction. Go check into a mental institution for a few months and sort out your shit and let your face get back to normal.

      Donkey Interrupted.

  44. mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

    Huh. I know there has been a lot of talk of R2daZ, aka bfbookf4lyfe. I also know someone already posted her VD shout out to her BEST GIRLFRANS! from yesterday. What I didn’t notice was the wording…

    Happy Valentine’s Day to my best West Coast ladies: @shiralazar @tarynsouthern @juliapricemusic – I love you!!! ·

    Wow. Did Randi move coasts, or did she just move out of Julia’s coveted BFFFFLZ spot? Shira has made an unexpected return… wtf?

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      My guess is these ladies signed release forms.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      To be fair to Randi Facebook, if I had a child I wouldn’t want A Donkey to come within a million miles of it.

    • bitchface says:

      and what about justine musk and ali shanti???

      She used to go to the Facebook’s baby’s house when it was first born, but not since. Something up with that.

      • solidarity cat says:

        I think maybe it is as simple as she didn’t sign the release form. And I imagine randi’s happy to let the rift widen.

        • Worrisome Pelts says:

          This. Randi’s priorities shifted when she had a kid; Donkey’s priorities shifted when Randi fell out with Brother Facebook/didn’t sign the release/had less bandwidth for famewhoring.

    • Donksers says:

      Julia’s whole schtick of “I love my girls!!! I love my bff sisters!!!!!” is pitiful. She’s always done that, and it’s so grating, especially since there’s zero meaning or staying power in any of these lame “friendships.” They’re just using each other, always.

      • JFA says:

        Yeah she really LOVED her “sisters” Mary and Meghan too. She and Mary don’t talk and it seems like she barely sees Meghan. Pretty sure Jordan was also a “sister.”

        Sit down, Donkey. Just relax.

      • mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

        I’m not going to go back to last year, but I would bet she ‘loved’ Randi, and Megatits that year.

  45. ShesJustStupid says:

    So the Katie Rosman woman Donks tweeted at posted this on her twitter today:

    katierosman katierosman
    Oh college girl I just happened upon on @Pinterest who has 337 images on a board called “My Future Wedding”: this won’t end well for you.
    15 minutes ago

    Totes a lot in common!

    • Tinier and Cuter says:

      Katie Rosman is a professional journalist at the Wall Street Journal, an author, a wife, and a mom. I doubt she wants to be called Miss, especially by A Donkey.

  46. i.just.cant! says:

    who’s jelly d?

  47. ShesJustStupid says:

    She posted a photo of her holding one of those cheap heart balloons that her “date” gave her. These are the people who like it. Notice who shows up again (I think?)! (I won’t keep doing this but it totally cracks me up to see the Afghani Facebook Friends in action.

    People who like this

    Hosa Nise

    Rasal Islam
    Dhaka, Bangladesh

    John Haris
    Works at Technical Engineer

    Ardian Hysa
    Koplik

    Robby Namabaru Ggue
    Apa aja bolehh at ES QUE ME DA “COSA”

    Joakin Plow
    Campeche, Campeche

    Alecsa Racci

    Yudhi Nagara
    SMA PGRI Bandung

    Emerson De Leon Lopez
    Guatemala City, Guatemala

    Anjas Boedak Dusun
    PERCETAKAN ANJAS MANDIRI 76 at Pimpinan

    Taghouti Tarek
    Lycée ibn sina

    محمد بدوى
    كليه هندسه

    Ljupco Simonovski
    Dimitar vlahov

    PéacE-And Love

    Fauzi Goblax
    SMK AL-BAHRI BEKASI

    Änâs Mâlâk Bônîtô

    Fazil Cele
    WESTERN COLLEGE,KATABAN-DHAKA

    Khalil Boulbi

    Erjon Agolli
    Korçë, Albania

    Amine Bahlouli
    Auburn University

    JonaThan Hernández Torres
    San Agustin

    Merima Husanovic
    Fakultet elektrotehnike Tuzla

    Mehmet Kılıç
    Diyarbekir, Diyarbakır, Turkey

    Jaciane Rodrigues

    Abderahmen Ghalem
    Membre association couer ouver pour enfant cardio at Je travaille à mon compte personnel

    Mezen Gdoura

    Sailesh Trinity

  48. Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

    I’ll go on record as saying I don’t think a Donkey had a Valentine’s date last night. She has done “check-ins” every night she has been out in NYC, including her two other dates with “The Brit.” This time, none. Plus, no tweets about it.

    She does however have an LOL photo of her carrying a half inflated foil balloon that she insists he got for her on her Facebook – that’s a far cry from a girl who used to get to pick from five dresses (allegedly).

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Even she says he probably stole it from a restaurant. There’s also a photo of Lily is Toilet Julia’s recording studio and she’s put earphones around the dog’s neck. Dog looks miserable as always.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        So Flusher Price is also accessorizing that poor dog for the sake of a fauxto opp? Stupid. Cunt. Can we please add her professional name to the list of products (& *ahem* ‘artists’) to braycott?

      • JFA says:

        FUCKING BOARD YOUR DOG. PAY A DOG SITTER. CHRIST.

        Never in a million fucking years would I foist my dog on a friend/roommate. She is just so vile. And such a cheap tacky fucking hick. I go away sometimes, and I pay a lovely woman with a nice house and her own dog and a yard to babysit them. Because everyone in my life has their own life.

        • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

          Word. My dog is beautifully mannered and an absolute delight (pure luck, he’s an older rescue). People specifically ask to meet at our place before we go out just so they can see the dog. That said, I would not just pawn him off on anyone who wasn’t being compensated.

          • bitchface says:

            my dogs (many rescues) are a mess and people are afraid to come over b/c they are so loud

            #pagingcesarmillan

          • stalker is the new grapefruit says:

            me too bitchface. Sweet rescue. Jumps up on ppl and also tries to escape all the time.

            #ohwell

            #better_than_the_gas_chamber

          • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

            I can only have one while the little Dashmonster is around because he is incredibly dog-aggressive. So, yeah, let me amend that: he’s beautifully mannered with humans. But since I don’t have other pets and we go for our walks at dawn and dusk, it hasn’t been a big deal.

          • bitchface says:

            hahaha I thought I was the only one who snuggles into my pooches and says “Isn’t this so much better than putting a needle in your arm and throwing you in the trash can?”

            #ineedhelp
            #poundpuppies4eva

          • Orwell-Style Cyberpolice Force says:

            Ditto my dog (down to the older rescue part) and I wouldn’t have a friend petsit him either. Because it’s kind of a big responsibility.

        • The Missing Davos Report says:

          The dog is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can’t board it, it gets upset.

    • LEFOOLIEH says:

      AHEM.. re: TB
      “Klaus, I can’t wait for you to meet him! He’ll be in Santa Monica all of March.”

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      Her lame column reprinted – KIDS, don’t give her any more hits, we actually helped make her very popular over at The Gloss – she’s getting exactly what she wants.

    • Sweaty Juicy Couture says:

      Thanks for posting that drivel—

      Remember the whole MBA fiasco? How Julia Baugher wanted to learn the basics of business? (not what MBA’s are for…but what-ever) Well—bish hasn’t read a newspaper since then, OR starting learning the basics about Transporation Biz-ness. Virgin America has a tiny fleet and has wifi, AA, UA others have Large complicated fleets, therefore, not ALL of the fleet is wifi’d. Duh.

      But, Julie STILL thinks she’s a Biz-Whiz. The FU money is gonna come crashing down on her, bunnies!

  49. Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

    Listen up, Haters! A Donkey never reads here, that’s why she just posted to her Facebook an announcement that her sister Randi is doing a Spreecast this afternoon.

    Why do you Haters doubt their sisterhood? It is worrisome!

    • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

      Just like her pelts.

      I rang myself. Oooo, dirty.

      • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

        Just like her pelts!

        • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

          Related: I do not deny using Adderall.

          • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

            I would totally use Adderall if I had it, and I wouldn’t lie about it. Of course it’s also possible it would make me an asshole (more than I already am — a faster, better, more verbal asshole).

          • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

            I would speculate that someone is using a higher-than-theraputic dose. Used at an appropriate level in someone who really does have ADHD it produces focus, not mania.

          • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

            When I said I wouldn’t lie about it, I THINK I might have been talking about the same person as you.

          • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

            But for legal reasons, I disavow that the person of whom I speak is the same person who is the subject of this site. Cite. Sight.

          • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

            I hate to speculate re: abusing drugs but I will – it certainly would make sense – she doesn’t go to bed before 4 or 5am, she seems insanely manic, she doesn’t seem to be exercising which, once you are expired like a Donkey, this is the only way to keep your weight down.

            Besides that, she is mental as all get out but I hope she’s not hitting the pills past their prescribed use.

          • Dr. Gary says:

            Okay. That’s it. I am taking both you bitches out back after school for a good old fashioned make out and feel up.

            GET. READY.

          • supermassive black holes fka mule on rouge says:

            Oh, how I miss my Adderall. I had to give it up when the price kept ratcheting up (from $50 to $400 — that’s for the generic version!) I am a goddamn mess.

    • supermassive black holes fka mule on rouge says:

      Dance, Donkey, dance!!!

  50. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

    OT & too big to post here but really cute!

  51. mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

    The lyrics to that song (by a band named ‘Fun.’ of all things), are not… well… fun. The first stanza is pretty funny to me, though:

    Give me a second I
    I need to get my story straight

    My friends are in the bathroom
    getting higher than the Empire State
    my lover she’s waiting for me
    just across the bar
    My seats been taken by some sunglasses
    asking ’bout a scar
    and I know I gave it to you months ago
    I know you’re trying to forget
    but between the drinks and subtle things
    the holes in my apologies
    you know I’m trying hard to take it back
    so if by the time the bar closes
    and you feel like falling down
    I’ll carry you home

    Also, she mentioned this song a lot lately, and that video HAS to be proving something to someone. Which boy played it for her?

  52. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

    HaHa! Susan Lucci is giving a great Bitch, please! to our donkey (bottom of the page) & what gravity is doing to Donk’s face isn’t any gentler either. Oo0f!

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Was that the one she wanted to grift from someone who had a Patrick McMullan subscription, I wonder?

  53. Prof. F Camping says:

    check it: facebook’s sister spreecasting with her baby and “best friend” (?) soleil moonfrye.
    http://www.spreecast.com/events/momupshow

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      CDB… calling CDB… I’m sorry it had to end this way PFC…. 😉

      • Prof. F Camping says:

        oh, i was CERTAIN i had read all the previous comments!
        *tucks tail between legs, ABSCONDS into the night*

        (ps. this isn’t a case for AK-47 kitteh: your previous comment didn’t have the link! neener neener!)

    • mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

      WTF does this have to do with FW?

      Notice how people aren’t scared to get on camera with those two? Unlike JA’s chat, where people are scared she will hunt them down and cut out their livers.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Wow, Randi’s baby has a head the size of a Buick.

      He’s cute, in a weirdly jowly “Grover Cleveland as a baby” way, but enormonoggin!

  54. bettedavis says:

    I just kant keep up with this crazy donkey this week, but I thought I’d offer some Valentine’s Day nostalgia. They’re our memories too, bitches.

    [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLijxjj502GDN6UzJso1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1329425252&Signature=RaMRqhk%2BQgGEpxSzWXG8AelB038%3D[/img]

    2007: Julia is not, in fact, at Fashion Week (she began covering the shows for Star that fall) but spends Valentine’s Day in St. Barth’s playing dicktease with Candace Bushnell’s ex under the guise of celebrating some rich dude’s 40th birthday. Meanwhile the “love of her life,” Michael, sits at home.

    [img]http://s14.postimage.org/x4d0b68z5/Picture_39.png[/img]

    “Where was I? Ok, but then Stephen flew me down to St. Barts for Valentine’s Day,” says Allison holding the iron tight for a half a minute. “But when I wouldn’t sleep with him, he got really pissed and wanted to throw me out of the villa. But his brother is sweet and tried to get me to stay. But it was Valentine’s Day and I called David and said ‘I’m coming back to New York and you’re taking me out for dinner. We ended up having the nicest dinner at Elaine’s with Col Allan and his wife. (…) Then Stephen’s brother flew in from London to see me, but I blew him off. But I didn’t know he was flying in just to see me until he took me to Milan in June. Well, it was actually Lake Como. Hmm, I don’t know if his brother knows that.” – mediabistro

    2008: Baugher posts the Top 10 Things to Love about Julia. http://baugher.tumblr.com/post/26383729/top-10-things-i-love-about-ja

    Donkey goes to bed with Forman in her Minnie Mouse costume.

    [img]http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/julia_allison_reddress.jpg[/img]

    2009: Alone on Valentine’s day, she’s rumored to have eaten some cold Lasagna for consolation before crying herself to sleep.

    [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLijyg4u66VZ3yxCk7o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1329425205&Signature=VlTWa9p4Xw8Ewe8e07pq%2BtuznXc%3D[/img]

    2010: Prom King gives Julia the night of her dreams, yet she worries that she does not love him. For one, it’s been six weeks and he has not yet proposed. Valentine’s Day = Pink dresses, expensive dinners and hotel sexy sex.

    [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9bycCxJD1qz6dlko1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1329423962&Signature=%2FQ%2BieBEkdxLRCt6RN0AKF7CYTIA%3D[/img]

    2011: Julie’s wearing a red cape and on a chocolate candy bar binge in Whole Foods, and Jack McCain is concerned. Her Fashion Week coverage was lost in the queue.

    [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgncgpzTaP1qz6dlko1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1329424434&Signature=r%2Bjn9RjedcBXP27JrqDj4kcsTRg%3D[/img]

    Eat, Bray, Love! xoxo, bunnies!

    [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/NB8YioMLikjtv7kbyUejiVjjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1329425664&Signature=AEXZAlUONZrMwKLQFN2zbCpDRn4%3D[/img]

  55. Stripper Shoes at Burning Man says:

    WHAT. IS. THIS. FUCKERY.

  56. Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

    Donkey is doing a NYFW Day 5 (in what universe?) Recrap at 5:15 EST.

    “Kari” can’t wait to chat with her!

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      Please someone live blog this shit!

      I don’t mean to poke the Donkey but I am dying for someone to ask where her footage can be seen!

      • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

        Unless the site is having a hiccup, she appears to have cancelled. If she does Spewcast, Kari will ask your question.

        • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

          Ha! She blocked me! Kari will ask your question on a different profile and name, if possible.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

          I’ve got it open in another tab … I’m assuming the braying will simply ‘go live’ if she resurrects this train wreck?

        • Convenient Feminist says:

          Looks like it’s actually 6:15 EST, according to the thingy at the bottom of the page.

          • Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

            I think she changed it. That makes more sense because she just Twatted about going to a show.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      So it’s after 7PM in NYC and still no squeecast?

      Professhunal Julie is professhunal.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        Eff this ho bag … I ain’t missing SURVIVOR for NO one.

        • Fashion Girl says:

          I haven’t watched “Survivor” in years and years and years, and these women are PISSING ME OFF! Why does NO ONE learn how to make bloody f’ing fire before they show up?

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

            I KNOW!

            I was just thinking: How would I incorporate whet stone strips & flint strips into my belongings (to sneak past whomever undoubtedly checks for precisely this stuff)?

            Crazy Girl lucked out that other chica was their sacrificial lamb for the night, cuz I’m pretty sure her team has her # already.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

            (I’d never make it in the jungle — I can’t even close html tags on the freakin’ internet!)

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        p.s. Dr. Gary … I’m following you over yonder 🙂

  57. Super Lurker says:

    While watching this video I tried to hit pause but instead hit the full screen button. I yelled “NO!” so loudly my husband had to ask if I was alright.

    • Prof. F Camping says:

      while watching any new julia allison vimeo, all i see is this:

      [img]http://i40.tinypic.com/eiv5nr.gif[/img]

  58. solidarity cat says:

    She’s late.

    [img]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/12/128762689454942334.jpg[/img]

  59. Worrisome Pelts #ad says:

    Whoever named themselves سامو الروح on Spewcast is KILLING ME.

    • Prof. F Camping says:

      and this time, she didn’t even bother with complete sentences!
      gloss editors, HELLO?!

    • bettedavis says:

      Covering shows from last Friday. In bullet points (!!). I suppose we’ll get her recap of Anna Sui before President’s Day.

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      For those of you who do not want to give a Donkey hits:

      Love/Hate Fashion Week: Julia Allison’s Take On Rebecca Taylor

      Here at TheGloss, NYFW will be covered by two opposing forces: fashion week first timer Alice Walker Wright, and long time veteran Julia Allison. They’ll be bringing you some insights into the week that promise to go beyond our standard “pretty dresses are fun” take on it. Check out some of Julia’s Fashion Week coverage here and here.

      Let’s go back, back to Friday, the second day of New York Fashion Week, and to the Rebeccas. Rebecca Taylor and Rebecca Minkoff were positioned strategically back to back in the 2pm/3pm time slots to confuse any particularly dense fourists (fashionista-tourists, remember? This term will catch on, mark my words. I will make fetch happen!)

      Though she is typically known for her feminine, flirty frocks (which is why she’s one of my perenial favorites), this season Taylor veered off course, toward an edgier, black & brown hued aesthetic. That look isn’t generally my bag, but I still found some winning combos.

      **BTW, the issue with attending upwards of thirty shows in a seven day period is that invariably they’ll blend together in a soupy mess of chiffon and shearling. You’ll recall a few standouts (that bright red Monique Lhuillier gown!), but you’ll puzzle, fuzzy-brained, over the rest. Were they showing the tailored equestrian pants at Rachel Zoe or Prete & Bruno? (Answer: Zoe) Thus, the somewhat blurry, not-exactly-high-quality iPhone shots, along with some accompanying notes. When it looks like I’m texting from the front row, I’m (probably) not. Instead I’m frantically thumbing stream-of-consciousness notes like this:

      R. Taylor Fall 2012 Love/Hate

      Love

      Warm fuzzy shearling black tights/leggings, as they cover a multitude of sins

      Wedges, particularly oxfords

      J Alexander, sitting across from me

      Layering

      Furry ankle boots

      Detailed metallic studded leggings (badass, but could I pull them off? jury out)

      3/4 length sleeve jackets

      Boucle short sleeved jacket with ruffle

      Long gloves with thumb holes

      Arm warmers

      Miniskirts with leggings – yessss!

      High-waisted skirts – double yessss!

      Maxi dress – love – (though maxi dress with dropped waist – hate)

      Maxi dress with capped sleeves and sheer panels with a blue dot pattern – best look of the collection

      Hate
      Shapeless shifts

      Looking down at my YSLs halfway through show and finding I have toilet paper stuck to bottom of heel. Awesome.

      Sheer layers. It’s winter. You layer for a reason. That’s a layer only in hawaii.

      Dresses without waists. Why?? Who does this look good on? NO ONE.

      The models’ messy hair. I will admit it looks “cool.” I will also admit that I could not pull it off, ever, in any way.

      Quilted, cropped motorcycle jackets

      Shirts with tails (tails!!) … or like, one giant tail. Almost looks like a butt cover. Not what any girl needs.

      Sheer leggings. Again, why??

      Leather shorts with an elastic waist. The mind boggles.

      Native American prints / Pendleton-esque vibe. No.

      Quilted leather miniskirt managed to make the model look fat. That’s impressive

      • Princess WideStance says:

        That’s a creative way of saying she did jack shit.

        Why is she so fucking lazy??? It’s so EASY to write a few paragraphs.

        I thought she was a SOCIAL MEDIA person???? And she’s talking about stuff that happened a million years ago? Omg, I can’t. I’ve lost it.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        fourists (fashionista-tourists, remember?

        Bray, Fourist, BRAY!

        • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

          Why is she such a cunt? Beside the point, if we are going to rate pecking order at Fashion Week, she is way, way, way down the list.

          Donkey, the doors are closing, enjoy having your nose in the air whilst it lasts.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        That look isn’t generally my bag

        Here’s your ‘general’ bag, Donkey:
        [img]http://www.wxicof.com/Supplies/donkeysupplies/feedbagdnky.gif[/img]

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        Sheer layers. It’s winter. You layer for a reason. That’s a layer only in hawaii.

        Did asshat Julia Allison, ‘quean (yeah, I meant the Canadian spelling for hoor) of strapless dresses w/ tights & hooker boots’ really try to call someone else out on dressing appropriately for winter? REALLY?

      • Albie Quirky says:

        The estate of Dutch Schultz is going to sue her donkey-ass ass for plagiarism. This is right up there in ” a boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim” territory.

      • Nickelodeon Chic says:

        She’s looking so hard for a way to drop that she’s wearing YSLs that she drops an unnecessary bit about tp.

        I wish someone would tell her and her label loving comrades that fashion lately is NOT about labels and logos.

        • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

          This. She was trying SO hard to work her battered old hooves into her post. I imagine everyone at Fashion Week was shocked and impressed that there was someone there wearing something by a fancy designer!

      • Anorexia Aphrodisia says:

        I suppose it’s not really her fault, but Julia’s “review” reads like someone who has no knowledge of the skills and language of fashion design, and no understanding of the complexity of sewing and tailoring because she has never actually studied fashion (or ever opened an issue of WWD?). It grates me that she approaches the show all “I love this, I hate that” like a bitchy teenage prom queen. Her lack of expertise and fashion vocabulary really shows when she fails to pick up on the trends we’ve been seeing this week like peplums and fur trim. And why did it take her so long to get this out? Every other outlet reported on this show FIVE days ago. Ironically, the epitome of classic New York style and grace, Olivia Palermo, was sitting (next to Louise Roe, surprisingly) front row at this show.

  60. CurlingIronsAtDawn says:

    I don’t understand. Is that drugs? That’s got to be drugs.

    • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

      It is very little other than drugs, I agree.

      • CurlingIronsAtDawn says:

        I worry. I don’t think this will end well.

        • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

          It seems like she speaks with her parents a lot, they have to have some idea of the mania. And Allie seems to interact with her on FB, there she could at least see the Vimeo and her adding photos at 3, 4 and 5:00am.

          Someone from her family needs to step it up.

          • Mini Driver says:

            I’m always slightly bothered when catladies insinuate that Donk’s family isn’t doing enough to snap her out of her delusions. A member of my immediate family has NPD and it’s the most intractable mental disorder I’ve ever had to deal with. An NPD person’s ego protects itself so ferociously that one literally can’t get to the first step of Admitting You Have a Problem with her. I’ve helped loved ones cope with depression, bipolar disorder, Asperger’s — they all acknowledge that their perceptions are warped. They want to get better and be a part of society. NPD types have no desire to acknowledge that their delusions of grandeur are delusions. Donk is Nonsociety! Why would anyone voluntarily step away from a worldview that deems her to be a special person worthy of special privileges?

            I can only deal with violent retaliation for so long before I wash my hands of someone, even if we are related by blood. It’s morally okay to stop trying to help an addict who doesn’t want to get clean and who also keeps rifling through your drawers looking for money.

  61. Wonkeye says:

    First the tiara and now a leather jacket and purse? Sounds like the Donk to me:

    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/partygoer_caught_filching_bh5QEhpLPmJ78KX56aQ3iL

  62. A says:

    Lurker for life.

    My mom just walked in to my room and a picture of Julia was on my monitor. My Mom being completely serious starting asking me a bunch of question “Who is that?” “Is that your friend?” “Why is her head so big”

    I laughed.

  63. Does she look like a wax museum version of her 50-year-old self in person? Does she have some sort of reverse body dysmorphia? Why does Dr Bobby still have a medical license? So many questions!

    • helobabe says:

      PP, miss you in chat. Come in soon!

      • I’ll try…lots going on these days. Laid off again (and after working too short of a time to get much in unemployment), in process of getting diagnosed with MS (which could be ALS, Parkinson’s, Huntington’s, or a brain tumor, but I’m going with MS because the others are too scary), and going through custody, uh, skirmish. But I’m sure one of these days I’ll be awake and not panicky/chat-worthy!

  64. SchadenfreudianSlip says:

    100% off topic here.

    Mrs. SS and I have barely spoken over the past week. Why you ask? Because someone turned her onto Downton Abbey. So when we’re not tending to the little Slips, Mrs. SS is curled up in bed or on the couch in front of the computer watching the next episode.

    I can’t really complain since I did the same thing for The Wire and Breaking Bad. But I thought I’d bring it up since so many of you cat ladies have waxed poetic about this show.

    Before she started, she asked me if I had heard of it. I told her I read somewhere that’s it really great and she’d probably love it. She asked where I read that. My answer was “uh. . I don’t recall.”

    Now back to you regularly scheduled Donkgram.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Is it wrong that I am slightly titillated that you are fooling around with a bunch of angry cat-lady haters behind your wife’s back?

      • SchadenfreudianSlip says:

        My secret is almost out. I turned on the iPad last night and it was on her twitter feed. And who was one of the people she followed? Le Donk.

        “Hon, why are you following Julia Allison on Twitter?”

        ” Why, do you know who she is?”

        “Er, Um, er. . .”

        • mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

          So your wife… likes… Julia?

          How does this make you feel?

          • SchadenfreudianSlip says:

            You know, I didn’t follow up to find out how she ended up following her. But she did respond that Julia seems like a crazy person and that’s what makes the feed entertaining. So I felt OK with it.

            With this revelation and the Bravo show on the horizon, its getting close to the time when I must reveal this secret past time.

          • *fist shakes* says:

            Maybe your wife is a secret catlady?

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      Best. Show. Ever.

      Huscat and I watched season 2 over 3 evenings last week.

  65. Worrisome Pelts says:

    Confidential to Brayella: Julia Waxman

    [img]http://i39.tinypic.com/mserl0.jpg[/img]

    Showbiz for ugly people, indeed.

  66. J. Donut says:

    It’s obvious you people know nothing of the absurd machinations between men and women. Ladies, when you sense that a man has no interest in dating you, I recommend that you try the following:

    * Spam his inbox with emails explaining at length why he shouldn’t feel threatened by your relentless pursuit of his friendship, because you are soooo not ready for a relationship (wink-wink). Men love it when the woman does all the chasing — I’m guessing it’s biology.

    * Demonstrate to him, and to the world at large, that you are dating/banging multiple other dudes. What man doesn’t enjoy picturing his future bride in the sluttiest scenarios possible?

    * Constantly tweet about the number of dates you’re having with somebody else. That way, he will believe your barrage of email claims that you are DEFINITELY NOT ready to be in a relationship with him. Plus, he will be confused by the message that you DEFINITELY ARE ready to be in a relationship with somebody else. Everybody knows that mixed messages are the best kind to send!

    Hope that helps all you lonely ho-bags.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

      Can we deem you MOST AWESOME RBD AVATAR EVAH?
      Cuz, you know … it’s THE MOST AWESOME RBD AVATAR EVAH

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      I would love, in real time, to have watched Jelly D. or any of her men for that matter, to go from seeing her in 2006/7, 7-10 faces ago, thinking, “Yeah, I could bang that” to what they all turn into – a harried, running, scared for their life Lodwick, furiously yanking their arm out of her clutches and screaming into the night.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        a harried, running, scared for their life [Redacted]
        [img]http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ggu/lowres/ggun267l.jpg[/img]
        Too Catty; Too Real

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      Also, a few times today, when things have been quiet, I think of Jelly D hitting play on her Vimeo and seeing her lip sync the OK Go song that he just said he spent a year working with, and hearing that braying Donkey say she has recently become obsessed with it.

      Then I imagine him changing his locks, email address, phone number and quite possibly moving out of his apartment – that’s how frightened he is.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

        At the very least, he needs to chg over to the smallest mailbox acceptable to the USPS, one which does NOT accept magazines …

        • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

          Ha! Jelly D if a Martha Stewart Weddings magazine arrives at your apartment, a Donkey is coming for you!

          • She's a cruel and strange bitch says:

            If a box full of stinky, tacky clothes arrives, just move. It will be easier that way.

    • Norse Horse, Task Ass says:

      Doying here. Just doying.

  67. Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

    OT I’m guessing Spreecast is in bed with a Donkey. On their Twitter, they tweet about her Spreecasts every day – wonder if they are lining her pockets or what the deal is.

    • Random Snowflake says:

      I doubt they’re paying her, but maybe at best they’re picking up her hotel room bill? Maybe that’s what she meant by “It pays the rent?” (on her hotel room?)

      • She's a cruel and strange bitch says:

        She not staying in a hotel. She’s couch surfing. Maybe they gave her a $50 credit to something?

  68. mcakez says:

    julia is so scared of us she is holding her spreecast now, just before midnight? or because she is too much of a fuck up/failure to do her job like a normal person? nice, donks.

  69. Prof. F Camping says:

    my cat just freaked out when julia heehawed on her spreecast, and mr meow said “turn off that evil lady!”
    anyone else watching? donkey and christine kelly are drink.

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      No, I can’t get it on my iPhone, would love a run down!

      • Prof. F Camping says:

        their bandwidth must suck at c. kelly’s house, the video keeps freezing.

        copying from chat:
        “they have some mystery man off camera, commenting… the brit? they call him “fashion boy” “

        • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

          Her and her stupid games and code names. She is a 2 year old. She must have some deal with Spreecast where she has to log a video every day. She obviously doesn’t want to do it so shits all over the opportunity.

          I am guessing she is going this late because she couldn’t get anyone else but a drunk Christine Kelly to do it with her.

      • mcakez: Taste the Passion! of Relationship Tofu! says:

        Rundown is this:

        [img]http://oi42.tinypic.com/2lubg4w.jpg[/img]

        No, seriously. It got stuck on that image for about two minutes. Not my doing.

        That was a mess.

        I like Shana though. If only there were a place where we could all hang out when Spreecasts weren’t happening!

    • Dr. Gary says:

      You guys! I was totally chatting with Julia on spreecast and it was awesome.

      • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

        What did you say, LOL!!!

      • Donksers says:

        Ew, why?

      • Dr. Gary says:

        I kept asking questions that played to her ego. I knew if I flattered her she would answer. If you insult her or say something rude, she bans you. And that’s no fun.

        I asked her how she did her hair in the ‘dancers bun’. I asked how I could do my hair like that, and her friend started to show me. But the connection cut out.

        I asked if she was wearing the dress from New Years Eve and said how much I liked it. She seemed to get kind of pissy that I called her out for wearing her NYE dress. But she got over it as soon as she saw I was complimenting her.

        I asked about her ‘chunky jewelry’.

        • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

          “Chunky jewelry” lol – was anyone else there? Anyone piss her off? Was there any content whatsoever?

          • Dr. Gary says:

            I think there were 2 or 3 cat ladies? And a few ‘civilians’. Everyone was on pretty good behavior.

            We kept mentioning secret cat lady code words. I called the bad connection ‘wonky’. Then Jane asked if ‘anything else’ was ‘wonky’.

            Honestly, it was hard to follow what she was saying because it kept freezing and cutting out. Seemed like she only talked about what she thought she could wear. Which gets really old, really fast.

          • Norse Horse, Task Ass says:

            Ha, fantastic Dr. Gary. You’re experienced, you know subtlety rules with Donkeys in the wild. No big flailing arm motions, you need to coax with a carrot. Well done.

    • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

      I love the sequence of this:

      OMG I’m wearing Rachel Zoe! (watch me spin spin spin! WEEEEE!)

      OMG, Kate Middleton can do no wrong!

      Wait, I now wish the slits in these sleeves were sewn up (cause I’m really like Kate. No, REALLY!)

      I’m not making this up. At. All.

  70. Biology. says:

    I watched it a bit, but it’s just so pointless. Her friend sounds dead / almost-drunk and they’re using links to style.com. So, essentially, Julia is describing looks on style.com. Whatever. It keeps freezing up too. Good night, kittens.

  71. i.just.cant! says:

    had to stop watching. it’s all me me me, ____ won’t look good on me therefore i don’t like it.

    why does the muppet elvira still get invited to fw?

  72. Norse Horse, Task Ass says:

    Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
    Celebrating the culmination of NY Fashion Week’s Fall 2012 collections, I had a glass of champagne & a glass & 1/3 of wine. And chocolate!!

    1h Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
    And now I feel sick. Oops?

    You are sick. Very sick. You’ve written about your problems with alcohol before. Get help. Your “Oops?” is juvenile denial, it is not cute, it’s serious denial. That the dudes you want to bang can’t stand prissy liars about how much they drink, they’d like you more if you dropped the dainty belle shit and did shots with them. And stop lying, you judgy whore.

    Also, you’re using “culmination” in the stupidest fucking way. “End” or even “finale” would be appropriate.

    Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
    Today was a good day. No AKs used, no jackers in sight. Fashion Week over … and to all a good night!

    Unbelievably embarrassing. Just stop with the hip-hop. It’s painful to read. And strangling it into some sort of Christmas lyric is batshit. Get help.

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      The recording sips does not go along with someone that then drinks 2 and 1/3 glasses of booze. She is so bizarre. I wonder if she actually loves to get hammered but it’s the gateway to bingeing/hoovering cupcakes and chocolate all night long and that’s why she keeps such a tight lid on it.

      tl;dr a Donkey has a bizarre relationship with alcohol … and everything

    • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

      She was guzzling the wine on her Donkeycam Spreecrap a few hours ago, so I don’t know who she is fooling.

      The gangsta-Christmas lyrics are really odd alone, let alone from one of the most spoiled, privileged losers of all time.

      But I have to say, I really like the song 🙂

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QWfbGGZE07M

  73. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Black says:

    :: thumbs nose @ CDB w/ a blatant devil-may-care attitude ::

    Has it already been mentioned that Donkey’s VD date dress is the same dress she wore when Fucker Max bought a good raping for $1,700?
    [img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/299202_843081356055_1402715_40244165_1954520506_n.jpg[/img]
    I’m getting an OUTCALL kind of vibe from that dress now …

  74. Stramash says:

    Sorry CDB if you bring out the AK for this, but I just finished working out the clues regarding Jelly D. And, unless I am mistaken, Jaba is attempting to swim in my pool of men (age-wise) and I am — seriously — pissed on behalf of my generation.

    (There were not that many of us to begin with (we’re sort of squeezed between the boomers and the Facebook generation in terms of social impact), so I kind of feel protective of this lot.)

    • CDB says:

      @Brayella and Stramash
      I am going to enjoy the rest of my vacation ( since i will be without internet henceforth) and give the death threats a well deserved rest….[img]http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l204/young037/Cat_angel.jpg[/img]

  75. Sausage Snappers says:

    Ugh. She and every teenager on the planet just discovered fun., and it makes me so sad. SHE RUINS EVERYTHING.

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