She Tweeted a shill an hour ago. It was 6:30 a.m. where she is.
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She proudly posted photos of herself and the horribly dressed clown who’s steadily ruined her face. Nice bandana! Bet there were lots of those at Fashion Week!
She steadily Facebooked photos of her Skyping or something similar with Greasy, and thought it was necessary to mention he doesn’t believe in regularly washing his hair.
Taylor Greason doesn’t believe in regular hair cleansing. — with Taylor Greason.
And she made sure to mention on FB that she has a VALENTINE’S DAY DATE, bitches, and the fourth date with “the Brit.” Take that, JellyD! You might have given her a kidney infection, but this guy’s going to bang her on Valentine’s Day! Love the little eloping “joke” here. That’s never a turnoff to men. “Oh Kevin calm down! She’s just joking!” Except she’s not. Poor dumb Donkey really wishes she could get someone to marry her after four dates so that they wouldn’t have the time to come to despise her and then flee in terror.
I actually – shockingly – have a Valentine’s Day date tonight! fourth date with The Brit. Obviously we’re eloping.