Where to begin? Let’s start with this Tweet, shall we?
JuliaAllison: I did the VERY FIRST interview w the founders about 9 months ago. RT @mashable: Why Pinterest is 2012′s hottest website
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But my editors didn’t think @Pinterest was big enough to publish a @SocialStudies column about …. Oops. Next time I’ll push harder!!
Actually, it was August, according to her Twitter stream, so that was six months ago, not nine months ago. Math is hard!! And the VERY FIRST, says an exaggerating donkey? So what’s this, from a year ago? Looks like a long, detailed interview with one of the founders, conducted six months before Donkey’s VERY FIRST INTERVIEW EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE IS AHEAD OF THE CURVE BITCHES SHE IS SHIFTING PARADIGMS AND STUPID TMS WAS JUST TOO STUPID TO SEE IT THEY SUCK AND SHE IS AWESOME.
But this isn’t the only public lie she’s told recently, in addition to that mysterious deathly kidney infection that has seemingly all but disappeared without another mention.
She’s posting her crappy old TMS columns on the Huffington Post, and when asked by confused commenters “WTF?” since they are outdated and make no sense and her bio is filled with lies, she snottily replies to a comment since deleted (by the way, why would you delete the comment but leave the snarky reply to it? Idiot):
Oh, calm down Kevin. That bio was from last year, and it has been updated. Not sure where you heard I was “fired” but my contract was for a year, and I served it happily! Now I’m working for a new magazine, but I’m re-running my old columns here. I hope you enjoy them!
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She tells another commenter, using the royal “we” since she isn’t about to admit she was too dumb and slothful to update the column before posting it:
I’m re-running about 50 or so of my columns from last year here on the Huffington Post. Wish I had caught the Will & Kate reference before we published it, but either way I hope you enjoy them!
Oh you dumb, dumb Donkey. Fact: Your column ran from March to September 2011. That’s seven months. Four columns a month. That’s a grand total of 28, and I believe you missed a couple of weeks, so it’s more like 26 or 27. And you did not serve out your contract happily. They terminated it. And put up a news release on their site about the fact they decided not to renew your contract. Which you freaked out about, and demanded they take down, because it might hurt your reality show prospects.
Run, JellyD! Run!
No firsting allowed! I have taken valuable time away from running errands at my desk to please you mofos so don’t insult me by firsting! NO! NO NO NO!
yes, ma’am
So awesome.
CDB is going to have to start using his assault rifle on firsters!
I will use appropriate measures.
Let me be the first to say that don’t you dare cross my dear lover.
I see what you did there
Jacy!!! Jacy!!! Jacy!!!
Thanks mama.
Amazing! I love when her lies are laid out for everyone to see. PS, if you don’t read the comments in the previous post, congrats on the amazing intel!
Loves it!
Here’s the comment I left in the last thread, BTW:
First of all – AMAZE-BALLS INTEL!!!
Second, Donkey, Karma much?????
PS, I don’t even think Julia has an agent, just a manager so I wonder if she has someone posing as that, too. She hasn’t mentioned an agent in forever and I assumed he fired her (Geoge Ruiz? or something). But even if she has an agent – this is a huge waste of his time – agents are supposed to be working on big deals for you, not securing you tickets to a Fashion Show. It’s way beneath an agent or even his assistant to do that and a great way to make them hate you.
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Let’s get this clear. Her “agent” is a Lasagna type. Maybe even that chick that worshiped Julia, hated her for a day, then worshiped her again.
Probably another intern who will be paid in smelly used costumes.
You are right, JP. I will say this from talking to tons of agents over time – someone posing as one can be spotted a mile away. My boss’ favorite past time used to be chewing up and spitting out people who posed as agents in order to get and actor friend into see him.
Stupid Donkey, they are all laughing at you.
Sorry, that should have been “Let me be CRYSTAL CLEAR.”
Hah! Really? Oh man.. I have a strange mixture of sadness, disappointment, and disgust. This must be what it’s like to see your daughter on Girls Gone Wild.
Gurl, she’s just going to let you down again.. This time though, you deserve it because you know better.
Don’t worry though. You’ll always be welcome here, unlike the Donkey Fan Club.
That’s what I think too. Just some poor schmuck who is doing all the dirty work because it’s beneath a Donkey and also because she wants them to believe she has “staff.”
I used to use the term we is letters when I wanted opposing counsel to think my firm was bigger than just me and a receptionist at the time. I also left my voice mail message to say, “This is Curling Irons. You have reached my law office. Please leave a message and I will return your call when I return.” I left that on my cell phone. Most people that knew me would laugh, “Yeah, right. Your law office in your purse. Hello lipstick. Hello keys.” It was quite silly. But, hey, at least I was an actual.
*I used the term “we” in letters
**at least I was an actual lawyer.”
Oh, lord, me too. When I had a one-catlady consulting business, my outgoing message used to say something like “Nobody is available right now to return your call” and my friends used to tease me by leaving messages for different nonexistent employees. “I really need to speak to Lars about this! Sorry, Sheila, but don’t return my call because only Lars knows the answer!”
You were a solo? What do you do now, if I may ask?
I’m back to working for other lawyers. It kind of sucks.
The job market for lawyers is horrendous right now. I can’t even talk about it.
The only agent she had is her manager now. George Ruiz is a branding agent and worked with her a little bit when she was at ICM, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t anymore. And if he did, neither he nor his assistant would be getting her tickets, that’s not how it works.
True dat!
What is that horrible, acrid, putrid smell??!?
Is it cheap plastic fur, singed to a crisp?
Why yes, yes it is, apparently …
I love how the fireball on her fat ass is echoed by the Ronald-McDonald-red plastic pelts on her fat head.
“…Now I’m working for a new magazine…”
Rrrrrreally?
Another magazine?
It’s true, apparently. Lined up for her by Bravo. But I don’t know which one it is yet, and whatever she gets in there will be some minor blurb.
I wonder why it matters since filming is most likely over. I guess her material will run while the show does? Who cares, it will be another one-year contract that both parties will decide not to renew. Seriously, she has been on these one-year contracts since 2007–EVERYONE knows she gets fired!
I guess that’s why — when people are watching the show, they suspect they’ll want to read her stuff. Would look pretty bad on them if, as the show airs, her work cannot be found anywhere.
That suspicion does not speak well of their professional instincts.
I’d ask around to find out which magazine it is but then my Julia Allison obsession is a secret shame.
Gotta frontload the blog with “professional writing” and her normal antics (and the dreadful glitter guide posts) can slink further back into obscurity.
I know because my ex will post twenty (or more) YouTube music videos to his Facebook anytime he meets a new girl he likes. His goal is to bury the old (and do it as quickly as possible).
Wow. I never even thought about doing something like that. I dated a guy for like two months before we became FB friends. It just wasn’t a priority. It seems like putting so much of your social life online is more bs than I want to deal with.
The current guy that I’m seeing is not friends with me on Facebook and I like it so much that I’d like to delete my Facebook.
But then I have other friends in which our main mode of communication is leaving videos on each other’s walls so…
As soon as we know what Magazine I’m sure I (or some other cat lady who works in that world) will be able to get all the dirt. I’m guessing there are cat ladies represented at every major women’s consumer mag, actually. It’s not a big world.
It’s probs just that glossy “Chicago Confidential” or some such mag.
Quarterly Sideways Hobby Blog Zine, published by Magic Imaginary Corp., a wholly owned subsidiary of the Dad$sers and Granny Trust, Wilmette, Ill.
Well, she had that horrible nonsensical article about the squinty-eyed lady who fixed up her friends in that giveaway thing. By Donkey standards, that’s like having a three-year-contract with The Economist!
Yes, I cracked this yesterday:
[S]he’s a contributing editor to That Magazine You Hold Over Your Head If It’s Raining When You Leave The Salon Monthly.
Awesome.
Yeah exactly… she’s probably talking about Michigan Avenue (so no huge surprise that she’s being vague as hell about it) and she was listed as a contributor the last time she had something published with them. Isn’t that type of title reserved for freelancers and those that become semi-regulars due to maintaining a good relationship with the publication, but who don’t wish to limit themselves by long-term draconian contracts? I could be wrong.
I suppose it’s a wee bit amusing (read: embarrassing) to go from being written up in the same magazine as one is about to embark on a new job only to end up being unceremoniously fired and end up as a contributor. Never mind that she’s a contributor flailing as a relationship columnist (which she hasn’t been for years) while previously having adopted the “social media expert/tech columnist” chyron for the feature article. Julie Albertsons conquered New York, people! What was that about Fashion Week rejections, again?
Nice.
Actually, it was August, according to her Twitter stream, so that was six months ago, not nine months ago.
And six months ago was the last time Donkey pinned her tail on what she thought was going to be 2012′s hottest website — she likes it, she really, really likes it!
I stand by my original assertion that Donkey most likely got shot down by TMS for trying to get them to pay needless travel expenses for an “interview” they never pre-approved.
I’ve met a lot of pompous assholes in my life, but the way she addresses people in writing really takes the cake. I don’t know why it even surprises me any more but it always does. Remember when she was so obsessed with finding out why people hate her? She has all of these agents and managers and former “sisters,” and not one person could tell her she sounds like an outrageously condescending bitch every time she types something directly to someone? Amazeballs. /rage
YOU SHITHEADS!
Never forget.
“Feel free to relax” is one of my favs. Wait, what? Relax? I’ve never thought of that! You know what, Donk? You’re right! I’ve needed to relax all of this time and now that you’ve finally given me permission, I can go ahead and do it. Who knew I was waiting all of that time for someone to shine that light on me? Life as I know it has changed! My ship has come in!
Maybe she can teach you some relaxation techniques from all the yoga she used to pretend to do.
First step, dress yourself excluuuuuuuuuuuusively in LuLu Lemon!
You rang?
P.S. It’s MONOGRAMMED!
“Oh, Kevin calm down. It’s monogrammed!!!”
I feel that “it’s monogrammed” has huge potential going forward.
I used to have routine, work-related contact with a billionaire fixture on the NYC social/arts scene. She would NEVER address anyone the way Donkey does, not even Donkey.
Here’s a tip, Donk: Beautiful manners open doors.
Well, that’s the thing. Having worked in law a while (I know! I never mention it!) the most successful rich high powered attorneys are rarely as pompous as she is. Because people who actually accomplish shit don’t have to brag about it – it speaks for itself.
I don’t think she has any real idea that pretty much everyone she knows or has worked with thinks she’s a complete joke. She’s thinks it’s everyone else’s problem, not hers. She’s special and damn you for not recognizing it.
OT: Squirrels are scampering around in the front yard, & I just bellowed at the overly-frenzied dog to “GUAM DOWN! FEEL FREE TO RELAX!”
Zee Interwebs she doth not vergessen Sie, ja? And Miss Jacy is our head rememberererer, js? Ja! Gut gemacht, Jacy liebling!
I’m changing my name to “Oh, calm down Kevin”.
It’s a phrase that is destined to be around for a long time.
It should enter our meme-ography.
Oh calm down, Kevin!
“my contract was for a year, and I served it happily!”
She says that like it was a prison term.
This the same donkey who makes ‘donations to the IRS’ …
I love her faux positivism. She’s a passive aggressive little bitch.
or a tour of duty … Panky, it could still work for us. Call me !
Why does she include so many details that can be easily proven wrong? Is this a trait of pathological liars – to include lots of details to make themselves seem truthful?
Yes.
It is some type of pathological condition. I have a friend who lies about the craziest most insignificant things. Its clear he just can’t help it.
The difference is, he’s actually a great person so there is no maliciousness or intent to mislead on important matters. Its actually quite amusing at times to hear the incredible detail he provides when its clear the entire story never happened.
Donkey is a sociopath. And a narcissist. And her lying is 100% tied to, stems from and at the same time feeds those conditions.
Might I add, great work by our hosts these last few days.
Your comment made me ponder.. what comes first? The lying or the ego? On one hand you could be a huge narcissist who basically thinks you can pull one over on anyone, therefore you can lie to lesser mortals because they are stupid and it’s not worth your time to explain the truth.. or.. You could be a pathological liar and be forced to build up this giant ego in order to defend your outlandish behavior and claims. “Are you implying I wasn’t Queen of England? HOW DARE YOU!”
Donkey can’t tell the truth because every truth about her is so disgusting and vile it could cause a full mental breakdown if examined.
1) Getting uglier despite treatment
2) Still don’t have a job, none in sight
3) Still don’t have a man, none in sight
4) Ex-boyfriends literally run away from you when they see you
5) Debt piling up, grandmother still hasn’t got cancer.
6) No one responds to your texts anymore, even after you text their mom
7) Sneaking suspicion you don’t have any real friends
8) Gonna have to move back home at 30 years old. HA
9) Everyone agrees you’d make a horrible mother. See #3
10) The Internet still hates you and hasn’t lost interest in hating you despite having the attention span of
#4 is classic
10. is “hysterical.”
I think the lying comes first, as lying comes natural to small children (most all do it at some point); then you have people like Donkey who were never broken of the habit of lying so there’s that one characteristic capable of fostering many offshoots of other personality flaws.
She’s going to have to move back home at 31, which is a year more expired! Oh, the birthcray this year is going to be exquisite.
I really want to gloat about that one, but it’s so pathetic I almost feel pathetic about rubbing her face in it. It’s like being happy someone became a quadriplegic.
Stupid ass Donkey doesn’t even know WHY it is so pathetic because she’s sucked on her dad’s tit so long she doesn’t realize she is still in diapers.
I sometimes think she actually believes her lies. She is genuinely that delusional that she rewrites it all in her head, and that is part of why she gets huffy puffy when being called a liar.
Like CDan said, he is the ‘custodian of her memories’ because she can just reinvent (aka lie) them into whatever she wants to believe them to be.
She is nuts.
1) Extraneous details are the sure sign that someone is lying. That’s what liars do, flower things up to distract from the actual lie.
2) Compulsive lying is a sign of mental illness. Not even being facetious.
Like her ‘kidney infection’.
Casey Anthony.
Pretty much. Casey Anthony is obvs 100 times more evil but she is the textbook sociopath, and the lying and grifting is but a small part of it.
If these old columns are now appearing elsewhere, is she not Reblogging Donk?
Should a lolyer be consulted?
Or we could settle this like ladies.
Patronus!
That child is my new god. Sorry, old God.
I am with you in forming the First Church of That Child!
βrayright© infringement!
What happened with Jack and the phone call from Guam and his break-up from the tiny and cute girlfriend? I think I was on vacation that week or I am having Alzheimer’s.
she….she’s joking, right? right…? tell me this is some HILARE PERFORMANCE ART!
Thank you my dear friend @BobbyBukaMD for always taking such good care of me – and my skin!
Maybe he keeps the well-cared-for skin in some kind of cryogenics tank somewhere?
Fresh pelts and injections — it must be Fashion Week!
Can’t wait to see how ridiculously puffed up her cheeks are gonna be now with fresh injections. Maybe we’ll get lucky and she won’t be able to move her facial muscles enough to even speak.
I hope the pelts are gonna be crazy too! sausage curls at NYFW!!
If you can pay for your injections with one promo tweet, you might want to stop getting injections from that person.
She is always trying to do shit on the cheap, and it is so fucking obvious every time.
There are certain things you don’t skip on, and one would be the shit you put into your face. I know she is cheap as all get out but she is actually hindering herself in not only in her career but any shot she has at a man.
Of course, her personality does not do her any favors but really, her face is her first impression and it is grotesque.
“skimp on”
She is so goddamned cheap. It’s appalling. I don’t think it’s just because she has no money, either. She’d be one of those cheap rich people.
But I cannot rectify a person that is so incredibly in love with their own reflection turning herself into Josselyn Wildenstein 2.0. I don’t get it!
Does she have such “face dysmorphia” that she just thinks she is gorgeous with all that shit in her face? I is confused.
Except when she spends a few hundred bucks on stripper boots.
Funny you say that. Is it likely she will ever even be able to position herself to be be “one of those cheap rich people?” She would be so lucky at this point to land a nice suburban dentist (paging Dr. Gary!)
You rang!
Awwww…don’t knock us dentists. We can provide a very comfortable and nice lifestyle.
Brand new 2 story house with built-in appliances? Yep. Lexus in the driveway? You got it. A 2 week summer cruise around the Mediterranean? You bet your sweet ass. You want to be my +1 at the 32nd Annual Hawaiian Dental Forum in Maui? Done and DONE.
She should only be so lucky.
that was my point, exactamente
p.s.: plus, value added, the whole veneers issue. Work cut out out …
It is a scary small world. My relative just got back from the dental forum in Maui and my husband is graduating from dental school in June. Cat people are everywhere!
Dr. Gary, are you really a dentist? I love our dentist and he does indeed have a nice life. I always like to say that he’s been in my mouth.
I love my dentist, too. A very nice 30 something man who is completely charming and of course has a lovely smile. Dentists are a catch!
LOL. Sorry to disappoint you, but no. ‘Dr. Gary’ evolved from an old early days RBNS meme between me and PartyPants.
Also, I’m a girl.
O/T – I saw Dr. Bobby on Ok Cupid. I almost vommed in the shower.
Nooooo, shut up! Wow, think of the sins of the flesh things Dr Bobby could do to your face.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m shocked – I thought he was a close friend of Peter and Raul?
He dated Mega at one point. Not that that doesn’t make him a friend of Raul, still.
JFA – LINK ASAP!!!!!!!
D: D: D:
Ha, I didn’t know if anyone would care.
I’ll link to it later today, it requires a bit of searching on my part.
Looking for a ghost writer for the following project:
Ouroboros of Fail: The Life of Julia Allison: Grapefruit Connoisseur, Top Ten Wired Cover Girl and Missed It By That Much, Almost Obama Speech Writer
This book will be 200 pages long, 198 pages of which will be exclusive, never before published in print anywhere selections from Ms. Allison’s unrivaled collection of vanity photo shoots.
Never coming soon to a remainder bin near you
the last two pages are the pinterest interview, right?
One page pinterest, one page the fabled long lost Davos report.
no no, that missing davos report appendix is in the queue; it will appear after those other missing 30 or so columns, right after the bravo pilot comes out, and only after nonsociety has been sold.
Now is that before or after the screenplay she’s working on?
depending on her intern’s schedule, could be before. but she definitely has to return jordan’s tiara first = when hell freezes over.
But didn’t you know that much of Julie Albertsons well-researched and not even remotely plagiarized work was lost during one of Tumblr’s famed outages (damn you, Karp, and your uber chio gf too! – xoxo JAB)? Everything is a clusterfuck now; the release dates of the John Mayer concert, Burning Man analysis, Sweden report, and coffee art project have gotten ALL screwed up!
Coffee art project LOL! Also this whole thread is priceless.
Bravo to making a Tumblr outage seem like the burning of the library in Alexandria.
Where’s that write up on her Sweden trip?
Sweden turned out to be too large and overwhelming.
She’s angling to do a write up on Andorra now.
New handle time! Thanks Scooby. xoxoxo
Ugh! I SO want her to try and explain herself with all of these! Can’t we please please please please please send her a link and say, “care to explain yourself?” please?
No.
This is a justifiable preemptive murder
disappointed cat would be very disappointed if you poked the beast.
Omg. Loving disappointed cat. Whichever cat I loved before, I don’t even know. I love this cat now.
That is a very handsome man, I agree.
TUXEDO MARU! ♥
Badger Harry DO give a fuck!
I was just thinking about poking the beast the other day – I mean not actually DOING IT but the few times I have emailed her in the distant past. Don’t even fucking bother. She will respond in about five minutes flat with a passive aggressive bon mot about how you should be ashamed of yourself etc. Not worth it and just feeds her victim mentality.
She already reads every single fucking letter that appears on this site. She knows.
I am headed to the city of angels tonight all you cat perps. Standard hotel roof bar meet up mañana nite?
I think I know that place: do they have a rooftop pool and serve gold-fish-bowl-size glasses of wine? Totally with you CDB and assorted catladeez, in spirit.
i think so just checked in
so should we guess which magazine?
Is it the THEAtlantic?
I think maybe magazine may be stretching the term its actually World Weekly News
BatBoy, meet DonkeyWoman!
Alas, the Weekly World News is no more. I have felt a huge empty space in my life all these years without Ed Anger and Dear Dottie.
Sucks she didn’t apply for a job at News of the World a few years back. You know, cause of her mad hacking personal correspondeence skills and lack of ethics.
Kind of off topic, but I just found this site: http://www.fakeiphonetext.com/
I wouldn’t put it past a donkey to use it.
http://www.fakeiphonetext.com/zDhfL
<3.
This could make for hours of fun.
GO JACY!!!!
http://www.fakeiphonetext.com/yJbql
Just for accuracy (and lolz), the green should be Julia, so reverse it.
http://www.fakeiphonetext.com/RVxVh
Ha!
OT, but it seems that Pretty Julia has been guided by a donkey towards the wonderful world of lifecasting:
http://www.mobli.com/juliapricemusic/2386797/hi-nice-to-meet-ya-i-m-julia-price-your-new-bff
Does she come naturally by her video tics (hair-tossing asides, stage whispers, pauses for her thoughts to leap into bloom) or has she been studying Julia’s vimeos for tips?
Holy cats, what an asshole.
For serious.
It seems like the company is promoting her too — I could be wrong. Wonder is a Donkey arranged that. I don’t understand the friendship otherwise.
Does she come natural by it? Eh, I’d like to think it was drug-induced … how else does one tolerate a hoof-stomping, braying donkey & a floor-crapping dog 24/7?
It’s kind of a shame, really, that Donkey has taken down yet another … it sort of seemed that this one maybe / actually had potential, & then she went & drank the koolaid anyway.
OT: Anyone else think Tiny + Cute Julia is getting in a subtle dig at Crazy Julia?
Oh dear … CDB is racking up so much overtime already, it’s a shame to wake him now …
I kid!
RELATED: Anyone see this & think Flusher Price can pull off a fauxto-shoot much better than Donkey? Maybe because she allows herself to be styled & directed?
No way, Jose.
I was the one who posted this previously re: the scolding Julie got for bringing her dog to the beach.
This is updated, with Tiny + Cute Julia’s comment added at the end.
Yes Dr. Gary…. I am very careful with my ammunition these days. And this clearly was and amended version.
And Yes i think she is a bit perturbed that a text message got blasted on face book.
Law shmaw. They’re perfect for each other.
Tots OT:
I’ve been reading this: “Ima 3-time Sugar Daddy” AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit & it’s very enlightening RE: chicks w/ no discernible income traveling, raking in sparkly dresses & shoes, etc.
Take from that what you will.
If you have a Tumbly, check out the “#sugar daddy” tag. It is seriously amazing.
Is it worth creating a tumblr acct to see ‘em?
If you want to be sad. Who knows if the posts are true, but to me it’s one notch below prostitution.
Wow. How is it even one notch below prostitution? It IS prostitution. I had no idea all these sugar daddy dating sites/subculture existed. Whoah. All the random flying around, gifts of shoes and clothing, theme dates, no discernible income…. sounds exactly like our dear Julie.
If you read the posts it doesn’t always involve sex. That’s why I think it’s a notch below. I guess it depends on your definition of prostitution. I knew a girl in college that was basically doing this, athough I don’t think on this scale of dollars.
The ‘Daddy Issues’ persona, real or contrived on Donkey’s part, sure seems to play a big part in the dynamics of the escort psyche in general … maybe her widdle gurl dragstumes are part & parcel for those who ‘shop’ her website & Fecebook profile?
Interesting that she’s been flying less & is so hard up for money these days … maybe someone was easily scared off by the reality of a braying donkey on a reality show?
I just skimmed the posts, but it seems like sex would be expected eventually, no? And on second thought, I guess it is a little above prostitution because it seems mutually consensual and there are no pimps involved, but still. WOW. No idea this was A Thing.
“Companionship” is what another redditor on another post calls it.
Hey! I was trying to find the link for the above post, & guess what I just scrolled across?
IAmA CollegeHumor Web Series. We are Jake and Amir. Ask Us Anything !! Ima go look for Donkey sightings!
I found this on one of those tumblrs:
Also, got an offer for $30 on WYP. It seems kind of low…should I take it? Idek.
EDIT //
Countered him with $50. I need that money for rent. I really hope he takes it.He made an offer for $40 and I accepted. Eh, what the hell. Here’s to hoping he’s not a crazy.Forty bucks?? Honey, you’re not a sugar baby, you’re a straight up streetcorner hooker!
True Life did an interesting episode chronicling the lives of three “sugar babies.” (Warning, video will autoplay if you open the page):
http://www.mtv.com/videos/true-life-im-a-sugar-baby/1667269/playlist.jhtml
Our friend Kevin is back at HuffPo commenting on the regurgitated airline “column”:
KevinFrancis
0 Fans
42 minutes ago ( 3:53 AM)
This “letter” sounds fake. They really want to use the airline that has the best social media presence? Not the cheapest, best, or most direct flight. But the airline that tweets. Right…
Kevin just needs to talk about Julia.
Did Donkey post one of her Q&A columns? Geez …
Kevin is sort of my hero now. It makes me sad he has 0 fans. If Donkey is really going to use HuffPo as some sort of recycle bin for her old shitty content (Jesus Christ Julia, you know, you COULD always write NEW columns, for free..) just for some tiny audience who feels like googling the crazy lady on teevee, maybe I should get on board.
And if you delete the comments Donkey, I will post them where you can’t delete them. The original sites.
I kind of heart Kevin. I like to think that he isn’t a catlady, just a dude that is totally befuddled by the donk.
Looks like Dave Morin’s app Path is in some hot water…wonder if our ex-columnist has thoughts on Path’s violations of privacy?
Dollars to donuts (see what I did there?) Donkey got FlapJack’s new / unlisted ph # in Guam via one of her founder friends whose company filches & compiles hijacked contact info.
His *ahem* ‘lolyer’ should get right on that!
LOL.
Dave Morin’s own Donkey-fied version of I meant it at the time!:
Update: The official version from Morin is that the statement was technically accurate, at the time he made it. He just changed his mind.
Since his wife is so talented in this area, perhaps she can help Dave craft a new statement.
Her latest Valentine’s “recipe” is to cut up candy bars into bites sizes pieces and stick a heart shaped blob of flatted out Starburst on top. I shit you not.
Another example of how she’s decided to leave the trophy prize wife label behind her with this busy life changing project.
However I’m not sure consolation prize wife is an improvement.
Time to work those connections and get back into the workforce and off the net, Brit. This youtube fiasco is on a luge run to dail.
“industry standard firewall technology”? That’s like protecting your bike with an industry standard piece of fucking string and a handwritten “Beware of Dog” sign. That’s complete bullshit.
#whyIhavenoFRIENDSQUOTEUNQUOTE
I don’t trust a man who ever sported a bowl cut. That said, he seems just as shady as Zuckerberg – maybe more so because he seems trustworthy, yet he’s really a snake. I’m done with Path.
OMG – I went down to my office health centre yesterday to have one of the nurses look at a rash on my arm. She gave me a referral to a local dermatologist, just in case. On the elevator ride back up to my desk I actually looked at the doctor’s business card and shrieked. IT WAS DR BOBBY BUKA’S BUSINESS CARD!!!!
Aw hell naw. We have to find you another doctor before he melts your face.
If you’re in NYC, go to Tribeca Skin Center. They’re nice and professional and will do cosmetic crap if you ask them, but they haven’t plumped the donk.
OT (or maybe not) : Was this article written by a fellow catlady?
http://lifehacker.com/5883298/how-to-promote-yourself-without-being-sleazy
The “Be Honest and Genuine” section seems to be perfectly tailored for Donks.