I just laughed harder than I have laughed at Donkey in a long time. Because we have recently learned that she is “dating” a musician in San Francisco, one who just happens to be a notorious man slut, so this should end well. Lock your phone, Music Man!!!
But look at her latest Facebook profile shot:
Sorry …. just a minute …. I have to take a moment because I am laughing too hard to type. Subtle, Donkey, real subtle. (Also, the leg placement in that shot ……… I weep of laughter ……)
She’s a PIANIST, everyone!! She loves The Music!! And musical instruments!! LOVES THEM!!! Just like she was so concerned about the plight of the men and women serving in the military less than a year ago, she is now a full-fledged, serenade-loving, piano-playing music afficionado! And so of COURSE she should live happily ever after with a musician!! It was meant to be!!
(Who wants to bet, by the way, that the guy likes Soul Asylum and/or performs Soul Asylum songs given she recently listened to Runaway Train about 500 times, according to her Spotify updates.)
This explains all her recent Tweets and Facebook posts about her sudden need to be serenaded and her “interest” in musicians. In hindsight, it seems even Flusher Price was attempting to warn her off this dude and musicians in general. Oh honey.
Anyway, Donkey attended an event in San Francisco over the weekend and was spotted in the wild. And it was not pretty. First off, she showed up three hours late for the event with a chick, not Flusher, who wore her sunglasses the entire time even though it was a late-night, indoors event.
She was rude, spending the entire time on her phone until her victim took the stage to perform. And then she beamed up at him adoringly as though she’d discovered him. She “looked 49,” one tipster tells us. She was wearing a party dress with nude hose. And she was frequently spotted giving other women the serious up-and-down. Oh dear, Music Man. Don’t just lock your phone, hide it.
And hey, Donkey, it’s not creepy AT ALL when you change your Facebook profile shot to a photo of you pretending to play the piano because you’ve got a working musician in your sights. Not at all!