Remember last year, when she engaged upon one of her more ridiculous campaigns, advocating the notion that people on food stamps should be banned from buying sugary confections and that sugar, in fact, should be illegal? It caused a shitstorm, one she handled like such an adult, as she always does when the thousands of followers she’s solicited call her out on her profound arrogance and stupidity.
It seems her insistence that she limits the sugar she eats but wishes, dammit, it was illegal so she would never, ever be tempted — because goddammit it’s not her fault she has no self-control, it’s sugar’s and the government’s!!!! — has gone straight to hell. She stole her German neighbor’s entire stash of chocolate the other day, and now she’s claiming her kitchen is strewn with the remnants of a coconut macaroon binge. Healthy! But seriously, The Poors should be arrested if they get their hands on sugar.
In a contest bt answering a booty text & hanging w my roomie @JuliaPriceMusic (bearing gf coconut macaroons frm Whole Foods), guess who won?
Hint: our entire kitchen is covered in coconut now.
And on Facebook on Wednesday:
I just ate a LOT of Klaus Moeller‘s chocolate. A lot. I feel a little like ralphing, but the article rewrite’s almost done, so … thanks Klaus!