Today my big plan is to … go to the Apple store. That’s about it. SET YOUR GOALS HIGH, PEOPLE.
Here is Julia Allison just making shit up to make it seem that she is all hilarious and funny.
OH at the mall here in suburban Chicago, an older gentleman to his wife: “If this is a pottery barn … Where’s all the pottery??” LOL
That must mean that PB Teen is stocked with shit the kids made in art class.
And here is Julia Allison being stupid enough to think that going to the mall the day after Christmas to run an errand (Errands! Ha!) is a smart idea and getting all pissed off about it because, apparently, no one bended to the will of Princess Julia Allison.
This whole “going to the apple store for tech support the day after Christmas” idea perhaps wasn’t one of my best.
I’ve only been at “the mall” for an hour, but I’m already both disillusioned with life, generally, and in need of a nap, specifically.
How much you want to bet she parked in a handicap spot and claimed Lilly [sic] was a Seeing Eye dog?
I hope you remember that Christmas is about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, bunnies! (Oh, and Bailey’s in coffee, or Bailey’s in hot chocolate, or sometimes Bailey’s by itself. Christmas is about creamy alcohol.)