Sexting Equals Cheating When You’re Hoping It Will Prompt Wife To Free Up Rich Dude


What supposedly anti-cheating barnyard animal who considers sexting cheating and has railed on behalf of ALL THE GIRLS against cheaters is living in a glass house?

Sources say the aforementioned anti-cheating crusader was very busy in the recent past sexting and sending naughty photos of herself to a very married, very high-powered Wall Street financier (not the FauxgaGate guy, some other poor victim).

Her most recent sexting = cheating rant has prompted some to speculate that rather than a screed against cheating, it’s actually a screed against ALL THE WIVES who don’t hand over their husbands and file for divorce when she’s blessed their men with sexts and dirty pictures of herself. The wives were cheated on, after all!!! So why won’t they free up their wealthy husbands so she can take a run at them??!??! ALL THE WIVES are so pathetic!!

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334 Responses to Sexting Equals Cheating When You’re Hoping It Will Prompt Wife To Free Up Rich Dude

  1. Another Donkey, Another Stall says:

    Love the rage beast caught on camera!

  2. Pelterina says:

    What a bitch. This wouldn’t surprise me at all.

  3. picture of annotated self help book with fat stubby pointing finger in a horrible nail polish shade or it didn’t happen.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:


  4. ShesJustStupid says:

    Why does she LOVE to be the Other Woman so much? It’s deranged.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Because she hates women who have men that she wants. Hates them. I heard just recently that way back in her Capitol Hill days, she would let girlfriends know if she had fucked/made out with their boyfriends the night before. She is a misogynist.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        I think her disregard for other people’s ‘things’, be it job, spouse, w/e, runs the full gamut — she feels inferior & wants to bring everyone down to her level — it’s why she cares nothing about the ramifications of tweeting to more than 26,000+ followers that Greasy was updating his resume or that FlapJack doesn’t even know if he wants to have a lifetime career in the Navy, etc.

        • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

          Weirdly, I think it makes her, who feels so inferior, feel like she’s on their level. If I can have your rich husband then I am better than you.

          She is a whore.

      • featherbrained says:

        Oh shit. Truly a fucking misogynist. I mean, I already knew, but this is out of control.

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          That’s why her “all the girls!” bullshit is so funny. Bitch hates other women unless she feels she is physically/professionally/socially superior to them.

          • Restylame says:

            Or unless they can do something for her via their connections/money! (See: Old Yeller, Meghanaise, that Fox News chick, etc.)

    • daddy issues

      and i agree. It’s psychotically derangedly insane.

    • Peltergeist says:

      Because she’s earned nothing in her miserable life yet is still incredibly competitive, so she uses a very base-level human interest (sex) to feel like she’s “won” someone away from someone else.

      • If you can't UNDERSTAND it says:

        Wow thisssity this this thissso thisters this.

      • Tremendous Liar; Donkey of Repugnance says:

        This. Also, she’s a Raskolnikov-ian special snowflake and she can do anything she wants! So if she lays eyes on a man and covets him, she DESERVES him, and anyone (including his wife) who thinks different is WRONG and DESERVES to be humiliated.

      • Records Custodian says:

        Did you catch her tell the other day? When she was talking about [Redacted] and claiming to have slept with him months after the fact?

        She said something like “he slept with me after all of that.” Really telling choice of words.

        • elpie says:

          Hard to believe that this relationship couldn’t work out 4 years later…

          She is such a scumbag.

          • mcakez: Never Go Full-Wildenstein says:

            I’ve never seen this one.

            I totally went through the same phase Jakob did.
            All, Julia is a bitch who totally does try to tear him down in all her videos. What a cunt.

          • Aggressively Stupid (Does that help?) says:

            These two so obviously hated each other. She was obnoxious and bitchy toward her, he was condescending and mean to her. No shit it only lasted four months. They couldn’t stand each other.
            It was so not the romance of the ages that Donkey wants to believe it was.

    • Sausage Snappers says:


    • Albie Quirky says:

      Because since she’s not actually interested in sex or relationships, but only in Winning at the game of Who’s Hottest.

    • Freeloading Musketeers says:

      All of the above.

    • JFA - NO ONE CARES says:

      I’m not sure she does, as much as she is a sociopath and has no conscience, so she doesn’t care whether the guy has a gf/wife or not. Because she doesn’t care about anyone but herself.

      I don’t exaggerate when I call her a sociopath either. I really believe she is one, I have no doubt in my mind.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        See, the women I have known like this in my life feel like they’ve scored extra points when they “win” someone away from his wife or girlfriend, because it proves that they are The Sexiest.

        And then they’re always totally shocked when cheating dbag cheats on them.

        • Natasha says:

          Also, it’s a place she goes to often when talking about other women. Remember her telling comments about Zooey Deschanel — “she’ll steal your man SUPER easily!” “You’ll think she’s so sweet but meanwhile your man will be lusting after her!”

          It’s like she thinks the ability to take someone’s man is a positive thing, for sure. Creepy.

  5. solidarity cat says:

    Holy crap. That poll is just going to keep getting longer and longer, isn’t it?
    So, if it isn’t fauxga gate dude, is it another character who has popped up in the past? Is it EUAN? (I don’t actually think it’s Euan).

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      I thought of him immediately. How recent was it that he was inviting her, via Twitter, to join him & his son for a movie while she was in NYC? & don’t forget, she & K-Sneeze were bullying whomever it was, his wife or his sister-in-law, on Twitter re: some fashion choices or something like that.

      • solidarity cat says:

        I remember it all too well Brayella. Actually, I’m starting to buy it more and more. What other “high-powered” Wall Street guy would she have met?

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          I should have clarified that I don’t even know his occupation … so, he is a WS financier? Figures …

          #UnoccupiedClamDungeon wants to Occupy Wall Street

          • Albie Quirky says:

            He is one of the managing partners of something called Business Development Asia, which brokers deals between Western and Asian corporate entities.

            I’m sure he does fine money-wise, but calling him a “high powered Wall Street guy” wouldn’t be particularly accurate. Then again, we don’t know how accurate the tipster is.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      I don’t know if you’d call Euan Rellie a “high-powered” financier. I mean, he works for an investment bank, but is known more as a socialite.

      • solidarity cat says:

        You are right about “high-powered.” But he’s def a wall street guy and her mind prob a pretty high priority score. Donkey donkey DONKEY.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          I wouldn’t call him a Wall Street guy; he’s an international finance guy whose office is in Rockefeller Center.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Not that A Donkey isn’t embarrassing herself constantly with her Twittercrush on Euan Rellie, of course.

      • @JuicySweatPants are always a total #fail says:

        also– He’s kind of a dwarf.

        Maybe he’s the one with the Damien Hirst Spin-art in
        his fancy office???

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      I don’t actually know who it is. All I know is that he’s big on Wall Street, and it isn’t FauxGa guy.

  6. ShesJustStupid says:

    How would she even meet a high-powered Wall Street guy? Seriously.

  7. Peltergeist says:

    I’m not doubting this is true, but how could there be sexts and sexy photos of her out there without SOME website or Page 6 having picked them up by now? Just for the laugh factor alone.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Because he was briefly into it, and didn’t forward them around.

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        I take it he’s not into it any more. If I were him, I’d start freaking out that Donks might send his wife the texts he sent Donks.

        • solidarity cat says:

          This guy has not IDEA what he’s gotten himself into. She will not let this go quietly. Has she ever ever in her life let anything go quietly (wait TMS, okay, anything in her romantic life). Indiscretion, thy name is Julia Allison. Wooo Boy.

          • Some Girl says:

            Yeah, if the dude loses interest she will probably write a Social Studies column about him…oh wait…

      • Peltergeist says:

        Eww. Well then he’s just as bad as she is.

      • Julia Allison Is Guilty Of Bonercide says:

        EWWW! What kind of guy wants dirty pics of the dirty donkey??? SICKO!

  8. solidarity cat says:

    A donkey sexting scandal! This thrills me more than it should.

    • solidarity cat says:

      Naughty photos, sort of like this?


  9. CUNTbunnies! says:

    Someone a few posts back called her shitshow a blobby hog, and I really wanna see that catch on.
    Also, sending naughty pix? Silly donkey, don’t you know that those things get released into the wild? (Of
    course you do, so outraged at
    Weiner’s weiner!) What if your haters
    saw them?

  10. Sausage Snappers says:

    That totally makes sense in her crazy Adderall-addled brain.

    “My sexting you isn’t a gateway into cheating, you already ARE cheating… WITH ME! ME ME ME!!! I AM NOT RANDOM! I AM A TEXTING MISTRESS!”

  11. ShesJustStupid says:

    Maybe this is why she keeps coming back to NYC. She’ll be here Oct 25 – 30 or something like that.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      I so hate it when she posts her schedule.

      I hate it so much that I want burglars to break into the OMGDOWNTOWNCONDO just to show her.

      Of course the joke would be on the burglars, as all they’d get would be dildos and tutus and Tresemme.

      • Tribune Slingbacks says:

        Perhaps a tiara?

        • Worrisome Pelts says:

          Nope, she keeps that with her all the time. She wears it around one of her massive cankles like a glittery cilice. It’s like she’s in the Donkey version of Opus Dei. Except her celibacy is involuntary. And she only worships herself.

      • JFA - NO ONE CARES says:

        I know. The schedule gives me the rages. NO ONE CARES. YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT. My god. She thinks she’s so fascinating she catalogues herself. The only person who thinks you are interesting is you you dumbass. Seriously, name ONE FUCKING PERSON who would give a crap what her travel schedule is. One person. Her mother? Her mother doesn’t need to read it on her blog.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Interesting that she’s not going to be there tomorrow — wasn’t she just braying about throwing a massive Slutoween party the weekend before Halloween?

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        Yes. What happened to that?

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          She couldn’t grift any location? Or free pink vodka? Or attendees? Bravo laughed in her general direction? We know she has a slutstume for every day of the month, oi it wasn’t that

        • ICrayAnAwfulLotLately says:

          My guesses are: (1) She didn’t get a stampede of people/sponsors begging to be included, so dropped the idea. (2) Invited a gazillion people but NYC replied en masse “Sorry, dear heart, sounds amazeballz but we already have plans.”

      • Worrisome Pelts says:

        Halloween is on a Monday. She meant next weekend. She is re re.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          We interpret differently, obvs. *I* thought she meant *this* weekend when she said (on Oct 13th): ‘I’m throwing a massive Halloween bash in New York the weekend before the big holiday …’ but what the hey? Ain’t never gonna happen, no way, no how.

          • Worrisome Pelts says:

            You interpreted it like a sane person who knows that most Halloween parties will be on the 28-30th this year. I read it like a tryhard freakshow who says things like “I was meant to be taken to Paris.” Ta-MAY-to. TaMAHto. Dumbass Donkey.

          • TAKEN to Paris says:

            OOH. My first “You rang?” [the flight attendant call button…]

  12. DonkWalkofShame says:

    can she be any more of a douchebag? blech! I can’t stand this person.

    • JFA says:

      I love comments like this. Sometimes there is nothing more to say but “Christ she sucks I can’t stand her ass!!!”

  13. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    OT. Every time I check in on Fecebook, actor friends are calling attn to something they’re passionate about &/or involved in — two seemed worth a mention here, if only for the chuckles & tail twitches. (#2 is for YOU, Donkey — grab a redeye to Dallas!)

    1] Cowgirl, Mary Wasson was on reality show America’s Favorite Trail horse & rode a mule!!! She needs all our votes to win, so please go to & vote for #296 Miss Dee (her mule).

    2] BAD GIRLS CLUB: This reality show in it’s 9th season brings girls together in a beautiful mansion. These women have issues with trust & control, & claim they want to change. Will living together help them move forward & turn their lives around or will chaos rule? We are looking for “fun party girls” or girls who live by their own rules. We want girls that are funny, have big personalities & TV friendly looks. MUST be 21 years old!!

  14. New Year New You says:

    Oh, so she has her own personal #OccupyWallStreet mission going on does she?

    • Delurked says:

      except in this case, the 99% is the percent that does not want to occupy julia allison’s vagina. or touch her at all, for that matter.

  15. Leigh says:

    Sitting in my basement watching Youth Knows No Pain (now on Netflix instant streaming!). I forgot this was the origin of “expiration date”!

    “To die without smile lines, what a sad fucking life.”

  16. Tremendous Liar; Donkey of Repugnance says:

    #itsokaytocheatif is trending right now on Twitter. Donkey should be attacking this topic!

  17. cakez says:

    Wasn’t there some tweet a few months ago about “tirting” or “flexting” or something ridiculous like that, but nothing ever came of it?

  18. KS says:

    For some reason the phrase “very married” always makes me chuckle.

    The Donkey is soooooo fucking Republican. Money, Money, Money. Do as I say not as I repeatedly do, etc. She also has that supremely rage-inducing Republican trait of hard-line railing against something, while also being incredibly guilty of that thing.

    1) Hey guys! Let’s kill abortion doctors!
    2) Gays are an evil bunch despised by God, except when they are shoving meth up my asshole while I blow them.
    3) Government spending out of control! We need another war!
    4) Let’s kill people for killing people because killing people is wrong.

    1) I’m 33 and have online bullies! Oh they are so mean they do things like send fake lawyer letters and harass me at my workplace and snoop on my email and threaten lawyers and wait.. ok lemme start over. THEY ARE MEAN! ON THE INTERNET!


    3) Even having the image of someone else naked inside your head is cheating! I am an expert on the subject! I’ve caused many men to cheat on their wives!

    Her current anti-cheating obsession might be her brain feebly trying to express remorse (ok… regret?) at having cheated. Especially right now. In other words, if Donkey was a middle aged closeted redneck dude, she’d be crafting her “GOD HATES FAGS” sign right now.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Don’t forget: “Government spending is out of control now the feds better build a fence along the Texas-Mexico border! And don’t touch my Medicare!”

      • KS says:

        oh yeah. That “Keep Gov’t Out Of Medicare!” sign I saw pretty much sums up why 1% of the country has no problem running the rest.

    • Helobabe says:


      • Helobabe says:

        Sorry, I’m going off topic here but I just love this dog.

      • bitchface says:


      • Julia Allison Is Guilty Of Bonercide says:

        Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church is a longtime Dem. He belongs to you guys, NOT us!

        He’s run in the Dem primary for governor a few times.

        And from

        “Support for Al Gore
        Phelps supported Al Gore in the 1988 Democratic Party presidential primary election.[35] In his 1984 Senate race, Gore opposed a “gay bill of rights” and stated that homosexuality was not something that “society should affirm”.[36] Phelps has stated that he supported Gore because of these earlier comments.[37] According to Phelps, members of the Westboro Baptist Church helped run Gore’s 1988 campaign in Kansas. Phelps’ son, Fred Phelps Jr., hosted a Gore fundraiser at his home in Topeka and was a Gore delegate to the 1988 Democratic National Convention.[4] Gore spokesman Dag Vega declined to comment, saying “We are not dignifying those stories with a response.”[38]
        Opposition to Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Hillary Rodham Clinton
        During the 1992 presidential campaign, Phelps criticized Hillary Rodham Clinton during a speech he gave endorsing Bill Clinton’s presidential campaign at the University of Kansas on October 14, 1992. In 1996 Phelps and the Westboro church opposed Clinton’s re-election because of the administration’s support for gay rights. The entire Westboro congregation picketed a 1997 inaugural ball,[39] denouncing Vice President Al Gore as a “famous fag pimp.”[40] In 1998, Westboro picketed the funeral of Gore’s father, screaming vulgarities at Gore and telling him, “your dad’s in Hell.”[40]”

        • Helobabe says:


        • Julia Allison Is Guilty Of Bonercide says:


        • Albie Quirky says:

          He doesn’t sound like much of a Democrat. Even within the loosey-goosey mores of the Democratic party, calling the Vice President a “fag pimp” is generally not considered OK party behavior. (Except for Henry Wallace, but he was a Socialist and raised dogs, so he deserved what he got.)

          Fred Phelps’s cray is beyond political boundaries. Fuck, he picketed Mr. Rogers’s funeral.

          • Julia Allison Is Guilty Of Bonercide says:

            Well, he’s run in more than a few Dem primaries and contributed to Dem candidates.

            Then again, Donkey isn’t a Republican, but some here insist on it as if their lives depend on it.

  19. DonkityDonkDonk says:

    Did you see this article on Gawker that claims Randi got frozen out of FB by her brother in part due to her association with JA?

    • solidarity cat says:

      Yep. It’s official. Donkey is kryptonite.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      They sort of overstated what was already in the Times piece, I thought. But still. So proud! So blessed!

    • The Manta says:

      Did Randi not see “The Social Network”? She’s just Eduardo Mk II.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        I read that & thought: ‘huh?’ cuz I sure thought I remembered OMG! Randi! tweeting something about Fecebook renting a theatre for all of the employees to watch the movie together.

    • Dyspeptic says:

      Aaaand, the girlz are circling the wagons:

      A certain entrepreneur girl friend of mine named @RandiZuckerberg just surprised me with pink roses!! Made my day.

    • Records Custodian says:

      That article answered every question I had about why RZ tolerated Julia.

      They are two peas in a pod and perfectly suited to one another. And, as pointed out above?

      Julia Allison is social kryponite with an overpowering stench.

    • Aggressively Stupid (Does that help?) says:

      Hey, Donkey made it back on Gawker!
      Although, I bet that’s not what she had in mind.

  20. bitchface says:

    On one hand Julia Allison is thrilled that she’s getting mentions in NYT and Gawker. On the other, it’s because she’s tied to a sinking ship (Bon Voyage, Randi-to-Z).

    You know that Julia is right now trying to figure out if the ship will actually sink, or just sink halfway then limp around the world and weighing whether she should desert like a rat or LIE low and let it play out (prob the latter but you know she’s weighing the long term viability of this “friendship”).

    I’ll bet we see no “OMG RANDI” posts in the future, unless the Zucks kiss and make up.

    By the way, did all the funny Gawker commenters leave? Those bitches used to be funny. Now they’re on and on about an obvious microphone they think is a mole and painfully un-hysterical.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      The commenters are awful. Used to be the best thing about the site til Denton drove them off.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        W/ the funny commenters gone, Gawker has no excuse for existing.

      • Dr. Gary says:

        I was on there until 2007/2008? Went straight from there to here. I get the feeling there are a lot of ex-gawker commenters on RBD.

      • Dr. Gary says:

        Who was the guy who used to do the movie theme nights on Saturday night? Like best car chase scene, best ‘bad guy’ or ‘best 80’s movie?

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Well, I left.

    • KS says:

      Ugh so unfunny, so true. Gawker was a site I used to read religiously every day. Then then Denton drank some bad jizz or something because they did the dumbest shit imaginable.
      1) PROVOKE /b/ into hacking them, causing a huge, huge security nightmare for anyone who was on the site.
      2) Start up some lame ass grade school cool-kid gold star commenting system
      3) abandon that system for an even worse one that doesn’t properly sort or show you all comments. Oh, and toss in 40 sidebars in a pathetic ploy to make their stories seem longer (below).
      4) Went from multi-paragraph news-making stories to “Where’s the beef?” single fucking paragraph recycled blurbs that aren’t worth the Google Reader click-through.

      If I believed in such thing, I’d say this is his karmic payback for 1) and hiring Moylan and that woman-beater Richard whatever the fuck his name was. We chewed him up on GOMI back in the day.

      • bitchface says:

        I was one of their stupid gold star commenters on ValleyWag until they got rid of Owen (not that Owen was great, but he was good) and was demoted. I have never gone back until just now; sorry to see the comments are soooo god-awful. They used to be great. What’s ironic too is that Denton was the best snark writer VW had (he wrote many articles when Gawker first went live and I think he pretty much wrote all of valleywag for a while until the other Nick got hired). I know he was the one person who could *really* get under Arrington’s skin.

        Am I going to get yelled at for talking tech stuff on here too? NO ONE CARES

        • KS says:

          No, but you might get flirted with.

          I agree Owen was good and sad when he left because everyone got shitty once they left Gawker. I mean how else would I have found out about how much of an asshole Steve Jobs was? No-license-plate-having, sideways-handicapped-parking motherfucker.

          I don’t care if he WAS a bathtub kidney thief cancer patient.


          • bitchface says:

            Paul B was not just mean enough. Owen was too insecure so he couldn’t go for the gut when he really needed to. Nick Douglas was not my cup of tea but people liked him. Ryan Tate is sorta Pete Cashmore-ish – too dull but looks fine.

            My favorites tech snark sites were drama2.0 and Uncov (Ted Dzuiba)

            Sad that they’re gone. Now fatty fatty mcfat fatass Scoble has no one calling him out on his shit, ever.

        • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

          Please talk tech stuff! Say more!!

          • bitchface says:

            01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

          • Dr. Gary says:


            Can I interest you in a 3-way with me and my future wife, Handbag?

          • bitchface says:

            ouis ouis! (i said ‘wee-wee’ tee hee!)


          • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

            Love is in the air, bitches.

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey of Repugnance says:

            Are you an indefatigable fangirl for all things tech?

          • bitchface says:

            me? fangirl? no. But it oozes out of my pours by default b/c I live work and breathe it

            right now there is no good snark site taking down the massive tech egos that haunt silicon valley….

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey of Repugnance says:

            Julia’s twitter and tumblr take down lots of inflated tech egos, because if she hasn’t publicly propositioned you on them yet, that means that people outside tech like Julia have no idea who you are.

      • JFA says:

        I honestly still cannot figure out how to see all the comments since they changed it. I try to every so often then think why fucking bother, and leave. God it used to be so great going on a post and seeing some of the old regulars and like, the first 15 comments were always hilarious. Now it’s shite.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      Gawker has turned into Reblogging TMZ.

  21. Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

    Could one of you clever cat ladies do a side-by-side “mugshot” of Donk’s old face and new face like they’ve done here? She’s got the same BloatFace going on as Lilo. What God-awful injection causes that shit?

  22. TheDog says:

    Rumor time! Who is trying to start a Social Media Agency with Randi Z?

  23. KS says:

    Offtopic but I couldn’t help myself.

  24. ShesJustStupid says:

    Come to think of it, she never did mention what magazine she saw that “texting/cheating” story in. Did any magazine actually run that or did she make it up just to make a point?

  25. JuLIAR Allison (will never the learn button) says:

    She has no soul. If this is true, I wish for all the unhappiness she causes to be visited upon her twofold.

  26. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    I pity any poor fool receiving nudie shots of Julia Allison when the Julia Allison Shankbone picture is so damned frightening.

    Is her left underarm sticking its tongue out at us, or bathing itself, anyone know?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      So Jerri Blank, that photo.

    • Mini Driver, Intergalactic Bully says:

      That gets THOROUGHLY ENORMOUS when you click on it. Great view of her liquid eyeliner.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Holy cats! Do not, I repeat: DO NOT zoom in on the arm pits! You have been warned! The pupil of that one eye is disturbing enough, then there’s the overall hair … WOWZA!

        I’m genuinely curious how it is that she already has so many neck wrinkles … I have years on her but, thank dog, no neck waddle like THAT.

  27. Donkey of Perdition says:

    JuliaAllison Julia Allison
    A certain entrepreneur girl friend of mine named @RandiZuckerberg just surprised me with pink roses!! Made my day.
    41 minutes ago

    In the words of Jacy, BAAAWHAA. RZ is a entrepreneur, Julia Allison is a Founder, and Billy Carter was a Presidential adviser. What the fuck is wrong with these people, they are so deluded.

  28. Bouncing Little Burro says:

    What happened to GOMI? It’s not loading for me. Also, what happened to GOMI before disappearing? Who are all these new commenters?

    • Donkey of Perdition says:

      Works fine for me. The elves are starting to come out of the woodwork, grab your popcorn!

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      I was having trouble w/ it too but thought it was my suckass aircard. It’s working again now.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Do the comments always go the way they went on the Mare Mare Beach Hair post today? Holy shit, I feel for PP, that would drive me crazy if big huge bitchfights broke out after every post. It’s like Jezebel in there.

      • featherbrained says:

        No but that was totally out of control. GOMI has attracted a lot of new, rather boisterous commenters as of late.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          There have been swarms, first of Mormons and then of bulimics. It’s weird.

          • BJ KELLY says:

            I think they get all “YOU’RE ATTACKING ONE OF OUR OWN”. If you notice, a lot of them attach a website to their name as if anyone is going to read their blogs.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            There were actually calls for swarms in both the Mormon and the bulimic cases.

            I have no idea where the MMBH swarm came from. Dog Nutsack Lovers Anonymous or something?

      • So. Blessed. says:

        I was at Goodwill yesterday–you could even say I was inside–and found the Brangelina expose (not worth $2 but so much cheaper than Kindle) , a Jay Mohr parenting memoir (also dull), and some sweet kicks that I could wear (and decimate) on the cheap at my current jerb.

        Get to register. “There’s no price tag on these?” Clerk inspects them. “They haven’t been processed. Yep. I can’t sell them unless they’re processed in. Hmm. Probably someone left their shoes and walked out in another pair.”

        Mare Mare Beach Hair is a maroon. She’s lucky the processors took the time and care to shred her id, credit cards and toss her used personal items.

        I got about 100 comments into that thread and had to stop.

      • AFGHANI says:

        Usually the posts don’t attract many white knights. More often than here? Sure. But PP has a crazy amount of support and the right personality to pull it off.

        And although MareMareBeachHair is a fucking moron, she doesn’t get GOMI’d that much (not like Messica, or LLL) so it’s hard to say if it was just bc MMBH was the subject.

        • Bouncing Little Burro says:

          It’s not even “white knights” anymore Afghani. Before the white knights were people who knew the person being posted about. Now it’s random people commenting on the situation instead of the context of the person it happened to.

          “Leave Britney alone!”

          • AFGHANI says:

            You’re right. The best was when adumb quirk was whiteknighting for messica. It was akin to Lasagna coming on RBD. Soooo embarassing.

            Another recent GOMI phenomenon is bloggers who come onto GOMI and listen thoughtfully or engage with GOMIers. Somewhat like Lisa Diane did on here the other day.

          • Rosalie says:

            I agree that the context is missing. A lot of them don’t seem to know who MMBH is, so that, to me, made that thread impossible to read.

          • Rosalie says:

            And Mary posts are usually fun to read!

        • solidarity cat says:

          That was very cool of Lisa Diane. Team Lisa Diane!

  29. Julia's Old Nose says:

    This may have been mentioned in a previous thread, but did you guys catch the <a href="; Title="Thursday Styles" piece about Ms. Zuckerberg? It’s not very flattering. Our Julia gets a nice mention.

    An excerpt:

    Sometimes, however, Ms. Zuckerberg hit discordant notes. At her 2008 bachelorette party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas β€” she married Brent Tworetzky, a product leader at, a textbook rental company, and the two have a 5-month-old son, Asher β€” she was videotaped by a friend, the Internet personality Julia Allison, shimmying poolside in a curve-hugging white bathing suit and tiara. Ms. Zuckerberg lip-synced to the song β€œChapel of Love,” a pink boa wrapped around her shoulders. The video was posted online by Ms. Allison and widely mocked.

    β€œI think I was a little irresponsible with my creativity in the beginning,” Ms. Zuckerberg said. β€œI didn’t think about my personal brand or my responsibility to the company.”

  30. Julia's Old Nose says:

    HTML…. I kan’t. Sorry!

    • CDB says:

      Dear Julia’s Old Nose. I believe you need to purchase the cliff note versions of RBD. You are woefully behind in your status updates and if you are not careful, you may get demerits taken away from you donkology degree. I think you should go stand in the corner for a while.

  31. Cake Liar says:

    What gives me the lols so much about this idiot is that at the beginning of this year, she was washing dishes in her pearls, her eyes staring, begging, PLEADING out of the photo directly at Jack McCain, willing him to marry her and let her comfortably go insane within what she views as the safe confines of marriage. The effort she put into portraying herself as serious wifey lady was hilarious! And now she’s all Burning Man Tucker Max finger bang me again please, anyone, yoohoo Bravo I’m Facebook’s sister’s business partner or something! STABBIES. STABBIES AND LOLS. I HAZ THE STABBIES AND LOLS.

  32. So. Blessed. says:!/search/realtime/juliaallison
    There are some gems:
    *@JuliaAllison hola amiga soy de Ecuador (@mutysam)
    *@eventbonus I’m not sure if @JuliaAllison is in Chicago this weekend, but I hope you both connected about your cool new tech company (from BodyFitShill)
    *Christ. Sadly I just remembered @juliaallison existed. (@blakeegan)

    Searching for new desk errands so have had little time for the Hooved One. Catpeeps of AZ for to please if you having resources for Blessed Basement Catlady raise paw.
    /servicey request

  33. bitchface says:

    Randi Zuckerberg
    Wow, just landed in Barcelona and blown away by all the love and enthusiasm on my Facebook wall from my friends about the NYTimes profile. You guys are simply the best. xoxo

    have you all read the shit people post on her board? this must be how celebs get huge egos

    • KS says:

      If they aren’t recommending a good dentist, they aren’t her friend.

      • bitchface says:

        ha, i wonder if they even READ the article? and see the pic? all the comments are so fawning/gushing. I’d be embarrassed. Shit, I am embarrassed for her.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          True story, a friend was once on the TV news because of a particularly embarrassing drunk-ass escapade.

          The next day his phone was burning up. Not with “DUDE STOP DRINKING YOU IDIOT” but with “DUDE YOU WERE ON TV”

          See also the people who sign the releases to have their faces shown on COPS.

          • bitchface says:

            my new guilty pleasure is that repossessed show, have you seen it? people about to be repo’d can keep their stuff if they answer really hard trivia questions

            Like, Q: What are the names of the rice krispies mascots? A: Fred?

      • Aggressively Stupid (Does that help?) says:

        Did you know that her FATHER is a dentist?

        • Albie Quirky says:

          It’s always the cobbler’s children who go barefoot.

          But, yeah, her father should be embarrassed about her teefs.

  34. AFGHANI says:

    So Julia was sexting with that Euan Rellie guy*?

    And now she wants to say that Lucy Sykes is pathetic for not throwing her marriage overboard bc Julia made a run at her husband?

    * a guess, but it sure seemed like it was headed that direction

  35. TheDog says:

    Okay costume predictions:

    1. Slutty iPad?
    2. Slutty Princess?
    3 Goes as Jacy Queen of RBD?
    4 Goes as Lilly dog to the stars?

  36. Julia's Too Small Tutu says:

    I swear if incest wasn’t against societal norms, she would try to steal Britt from Allie.

    • Orwell-Style Cyberpolice Force says:

      I think that, too. I feel like Brit is the slightly savvier version of highschool Dan since he doesn’t put up with her bs.

    • BJ KELLY says:


  37. Bouncing Little Burro says:

    Finally got around to watching an episode of Whitney. RBD ladies walk amongst the producers, right? It basically satirizes JA’s entire existence.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      3rd time I’ve seen that exact episode & maybe I’m the obtuse, but I don’t see the connection (probably cuz Donkey has no man nor friends & isn’t funny?) …

      • Bouncing Little Burro says:

        Well I watched the episode where one of Whitney’s gf’s is single again and her friends recommend that FB is the most important dating tool. They organize a professional photo shoot for her to post on FB. Just kind of smelled of the donkey.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          I vaguely remember that episode, but yeah, they were pretty funny about ‘presenting yourself’ on Fakebook πŸ™‚

        • mcakez: Never Go Full-Wildenstein says:

          Oh my god. This is the ONLY thing I’ve ever seen of the show — when I searched for it out of curiosity at your comment.

          Notice the last line:

          • JuLIAR Allison (will never the learn button) says:

            Yeaaaaah. Nup. These are all typical comedy tropes and extreeeeeeemely tenuous connections to our Jabba.

          • mcakez: Never Go Full-Wildenstein says:

            I think Jaba really said something like this about planning for someone’s wedding recently (Natalie’s, maybe?) Like “What, is the groom going to mistake me for the bride?”

            Oh wait, no… I think it was with regards to her idea to wear a tux to Dan’s wedding, and people saying she might be trying to upstage the bride.

            I haven’t seen any of the show except that clip, and I would totally expect that last thirty seconds or so to have come from Julia’s twatter stream.

      • JuLIAR Allison (will never the learn button) says:

        I’m with you Brayella … love Whitney, don’t see the connection to Julie Albertson. Like, at all.

    • AFGHANI says:

      Whitney is Euan Rellie’s sister in law… so this is less far fetched than you would think.

  38. If you can't UNDERSTAND it says:

    Jesus, referring to Facebook’s sister as an “entrepreneur” is like saying a prince born into wealth is a real “whiz with money.”

    She must be as wretched as Julia to tolerate her.

  39. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    O.M.G. What a fucking loon she is. From a comment made by mcakez upstream, I searched Donkey via Google reader using the word ‘mistake’ (many were made, that’s for damn sure) & came across this donkeyjizz, which seems somewhat topical to this post in general but just off the freaking rails in particular. Here goes:

    Thank you, Alexa. I really appreciate this.

    That’s actually a great example of defamation: I have, for the record, NEVER – EVER – stolen ANYTHING of Jordan’s, let alone a tiara. To say that is beyond insane.

    With regard to the “married men,” I have been very honest about my former relationship with a man who did not let me know until five months into the relationship that he was still married. He is a good person who made a big mistake, and we are still good friends, but that was also a long time ago – more than seven years – and now, before I date anyone, I do a lot more investigating. Haven’t had that problem again. Unless Jack has a secret wife I don’t know about??

    I am human, and certainly make mistakes, but I have been honest about my screw ups. Promulgating lies is just wrong. And yes, they have targeted my friends, my coworkers, my boyfriends, even people just being nice to me on Twitter.

    They had a list of every product I’ve ever mentioned – many of which I had absolutely no relationship other than as a fan – to target and send nasty emails about me.

    Taylor received several disgusting emails – sent to his private Princeton account, when I had NEVER EVEN MENTIONED HIS NAME on my site. People figured out who he was from my Facebook account, although there was no mention of him being my boyfriend.

    In fact, many if not most of my friends and boyfriends have become targets – just by being close with me. That’s seriously messed up. Jordan, frankly, couldn’t take the hate. It’s one of the reasons she left NonSociety. I can guarantee you that had there been no hate site, she would have stayed on. Most people cannot take that kind of hatred lobbed their way. And they shouldn’t have to take it!

    I have also received emails threatening to beat me up, saying that if I tried to write for certain publications, “things would get ugly.”

    I am sure that many of the hate site commenters will hide behind the fact that they perhaps didn’t send those emails. But the fact is, there are a group of people encouraging this sort of behavior, and they are empowered and enabled by one another.

    And that’s just wrong.

    • JFA says:

      Oh god, so much wrong. HOW FUCK can you be dating a married man and not know it? Bitch, please. Also, legalese bunnies! How about all the overlapping boyfriends??? Didn’t you leave your fiance for married dude? Surely you were aware that you yourself had a boyfriend when you fucked another guy, married or not?

      God, she’s heinous. Also didn’t Jordan leave because she couldn’t stand her ass? If she only left because of the hate why doesn’t she talk to you now? So delusional. It’s almost sad if it weren’t so patently evil, the way she spins shit and convinces herself she has morals.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        [Jordacted] probably catches as much crap on GOMI & RBD combined RE: RumsnarkleHam as she ever did while on Non-Sobriety & it doesn’t seem to have any effect on her desire to blahhhg these days …


    • JFA says:

      Also so many classic Donkey-isms here. “NEVER – EVER!” “He made a mistake, we are still friends.”

      If you don’t want people contacting your non-boyfriends maybe you should, I don’t know, STFU about them on your blog? Just a thought.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      ‘He is a good person who made a big mistake, and we are still good friends

      Huh. Such ‘good friends’ that you aren’t even friends on facebook?

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        What? HE gets a free pass for cheating because WHY? Because he isn’t an elected official? Because calling HIM out on his cheating would be to accept complicity in breaking up a marriage & depriving two kids of seeing their father every day?

        • Albie Quirky says:

          No, see, he couldn’t help himself because A Donkey is cursed with the seductive powers that make men forget their vows. All the other adulteries are just whores and cheaters, but with A Donkey it’s Twoooo Wuvvvvv.

  40. Delurking IB says:

    Euan’s firm just inked a strategic partnership with William Blair, a regional investment bank Headquartered in Chicago or Milwaukee, but given the choice between the 2 does it matter? Blair is a decent shop if your a retired Sears exec and you want to walk to your stock broker every day to check on your portfolio, otherwise, you’re better off going back to consulting rather than play Fisher Price investment banking.

    Also, to say that Euan R is a “wall street” guy is like saying a Double-A Scranton pitcher can pitch for the Yankees tomorrow. They seem like a good bus dev shop, they most likely coordinate joint ventures but that isn’t i-banking.

    Otherwise, his Twitter reads like he’s Hugh Grant + Carrot Top + 1/100 of Gordon Gekko.

    Back to work, thanks for the laughs ladies and dudes.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      LOL, I have a relative who works for William Blair. He makes what most people would consider A LOT OF MONEY. I still wouldn’t call him a high flying financier or whatever. Agree with the above.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Yes, if the tipster meant Euan Rellie, the tipster was way off. He is neither “a high-powered Wall Street guy” nor “very married.”

      “Miniature lecher who does international deal-brokering from an office in Rock Center” would be more like it.

  41. Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

    Did anyone notice that rtozmedia changed from its rustic “under construction” to now some completely ridiculous page?


  42. Dr. Gary says:

    Here’s a little prezzie for the cat ladies:




    Looks like Julie can finally sell NS for Fuck You money!

    • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

      I find it hard to believe she still gets these kinds of page views. She has no content and no commenters. Is it just us looking at her page????

    • @JuicySweatPants are always a total #fail says:

      I bet this has something to do with—
      don’t they screw around with proxy sites/cites and what-not
      to keep her site/cite front and center?

  43. neverbotoxed says:

    I enjoy watching her dumb antics, when she’s obviously trawling for attention from boys, random internet fans, catladies, etc. But when she schemes behind the scenes and is trying to ruin peoples’ lives because she’s not getting her way, I don’t understand her sick sense of entitlement. She seems to be scheming a lot more these days and that’s not something I can really laugh at.
    How can one person be so vile?

    • Dr. Gary says:

      I think she’s super hopped up on herself right now (more than usual) because the Bravo show is about to start shooting. When things are ‘going her way’ and she’s ‘showing everyone!’ (especially the haters), it always increases her cunt-i-tude, sense of entitlement, behind the scenes scheming, etc. Bottom line: the screeching hair weasels have been turned up to ’11’.

  44. Aggressively Stupid (Does that help?) says:

    Donkey took dirty pictures of herself. I really didn’t need to know that.

    In other news, I saw a girl wearing Donkey hooves in the laundry mat last night. I’m sure she thought I was a creeper because I couldn’t stop staring at her lurching around the laundry mat in 12″ donkey hooves, too tight jeans and a spaghetti strap bustier top. At ten pm in a laundry mat!!
    I just had to share.

  45. I'd expect roses, too says:

    RZ probably felt guilty that the Julia reference in the NYT was so damning. The JA association was added, and it wasn’t pretty. RZ just felt bad, sent flowers discretely – meaning not blasted all over FB or Twitter. The end. But then Miss Advised and Unaware Herself tweeted to everyone (apparently not realizing how embarrassing the NYT mention actually is): OMGRANDIZUCKERBURG OF FACEBOOK FACEBOOK OMG RANDI SENT ME FLOWERS MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If anyone were to look up WHY she sent JA flowers, well, I think we’d all blush for JA. JA seems to not point out the part where she’s trashed in the NYT, courtesy of RZ.

    • I'd expect roses, too says:

      To be honest, I thought it was sort of low for the NYT to drag JA into the already negative tone of the article. It was very ‘ewwwww Randi hangs out with Julia Allison ewwwwww and Julia Allison is sooooo 2008 ewwwwwww and in a hot tub ewwwwwwwww’

      I just think it wasn’t very fair, and the tone was bitchy – even for the Thursday Styles section.

      • LEFOOLIEH says:

        I think it was payback for that one time she got a write up by the NYT and decided to issue a million corrections for it.

      • LEFOOLIEH says:

        Not to mention that she OMG OMG RANDI RANDI RANDIs all the time that it’s pretty much warranted. She has done everything in her power to latch on to Randi and the Zuckerberg name, the end result isn’t always going to be pretty.

      • juliaspublicist says:

        You know what? As much as I think Randi needs a dentist, I sort of agree.

      • bitchface says:

        you know, even if we expect more from the OMG NYT, people are people, their memories are long, and if you lay down with sleeping dogs you can expect to get fleas

        Julia Allison Baugher reaps what she sews. The proof is out there for anyone to read, Randi Zuckberberg certainly knows how to Google and now knows a thing about how one’s reputation can affect a person’s livelihood, and therefore I have 0 sympathy. Even if not professional, it’s still AWESOME.

        • bitchface says:

          What I don’t get is why Randi is so proud of this article. Seriously her FB page has flies all over it the shit is piled on so thick.

          • It is to Vom: sleep with Donks, wake up with stupidity says:

            Very well put, bf. I came here just to underscore. The mind is Baughled as to why people still tangle with her pelts. There’s a trail of regret and Tresemme hair shampoo residue after they do.

        • Dyspeptic says:

          I disagree that the Julia Allison anecdote is unfair and “not professional.” It’s a colorful and telling detail. Totally fair game. And it really does tell you something interesting about how Randi views herself, and how she chooses to present herself.

      • Donksers says:

        Awwww poor Julia. The Times dared to not kiss her ass. So mean and unfair!

  46. LEFOOLIEH says:


  47. solidarity cat says:

    Attention LA area cat peeps. A Donkey has declared her intention to rent a place in Marina Del Ray on her facebook page. Please plan your lives accordingly. Those who currently live in the Marina Del Ray area and surrounding naaaayyyyborhoods should consider finding alternative stabling. This has been a public service announcement.

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    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey of Repugnance says:

      Curious: does Julia have a car? If not, how will she buy one?

      • Some Girl says:

        I don’t think she does, but I found one that would be perfect for her.


      • Albie Quirky says:

        Maybe Granny Moneybags will buy her a car. That’s the kind of thing rich grannies do.


    • ShesJustStupid says:

      What kind of neighborhood is that? I’ve only been to LA twice. Will there be eligible men there or will the show have to show her driving around everywhere?

      • Albie Quirky says:

        There’s an actual marina. It’s mostly hotels and office buildings and big “luxury apartment” complexes. Pretty characterless, except for the actual marina.

        • No Judgment @ Black Rock City says:

          So basically it’s the midtown Manhattan of L.A.? Donks is nothing if not utterly predictable. (And batshit crazy. And devoid of any real personality.)

      • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

        There will be frat guys there.

    • Captain Gary says:

      So glad I don’t work there anymore. And really, not surprised that this is where Donks has decided to stable. New, artificial, no real sense of LA history or community – basically, a land of new condos and office parks. I suppose it IS close to Venice and Santa Monica though, but with, like, a tenth of the charm of either of those places. And I’m saying this as someone who doesn’t particularly like either of those places.

      I’m glad, however, that it’s about as far as you can get from where I live.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Did she seriously say “Marina Del Ray” or was that your typo?

      (Because it’s Marina del Rey.)

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Better known as: Marina yel Bray, or it will be, just as soon as Donkey forwards magazine subscriptions & cap-sleeved shirts.

      • solidarity cat says:

        All Donks. Though I have to admit I didnt catch it.

        • solidarity cat says:

          But Hay, my experience with Marina del Bray begins and ends with a wedding I went to at the Ritz-Carlton there a couple of years ago.

    • Cowboys & Brayliens says:

      Fun fact: Marina del Rey has one of the highest percentages of divorcees per capita in the country! There are three towers that dominate the center of the Marina (the “Marina City Club” towers) that are filled, top to bottom, with separated 40- and 50-something guys who are just ripe to gift Julesie a pair of shoes.

      She is going to have to buy a car pretty much immediately. If she’s going to live out on the peninsula side of the Marina, it’s at least a 10 minute walk to anything. The inland side is filled with ratty strip malls that, pre-recession, were barely hanging on, but are now really struggling.

      God, if I see her at the Cow’s End trying to land some guy, I am going to laugh.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        it’s at least a 10 minute walk to anything

        Being swift & sure-footed, donkeys can travel as fast as 30 mph; donkeys can run 90 to 120 km. per day.

      • Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

        It’s not exactly “happening” down there – I wonder if she saw the imside of a lux building and was like OMG!!!! I would expect her to live closer to the wallets of Brentwood or Westwood. (Still boring). Santa Monica would have been a much better place – still all of these choices so far from Hollywood and all her meetings (LOL). One hour each way, more with traffic.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          It probably feels safe to her because it reminds her of the OMG DOWNTOWN CONDO neighborhood. Also lots of chain restaurants, Starbucks, Pinkberry, etc.

  48. CDB says:

    I just did a round trip to NS just for fun to increase those great percentages

  49. Dog Yapping & Donkey Tears says:

    LOLlolololololololololllllllllllllll x infinity

    JuliaAllison @McCainBlogette – Happy birthday, girl! Can’t wait to see you soon. πŸ™‚ xo
    6 minutes ago in reply to McCainBlogette

    “Maybe we can meet up in Coronado at the home Jack and I shared!”

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:


    • Random Snowflake says:

      Right.. Like Meghan McCain is ever going to hang out with Julia again. It blows my mind that she is not embarrassed by her previous actions with Pancakes (hacking his emails, answering his phone, emailing his female friends..). Is Julia even capable of feeling embarrassment like a normal human?


      • Albie Quirky says:

        Oh, clearly not. She would never be able to get out of bed in the morning if she were.

        The thing is that the rest of us aren’t real to her. It’s like everyone else in the world is the little dolls that spin around in her endless ride of “It’s a Small World After All.”

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