I have no reason to believe that Donk’s upcoming reality show on Bravo is anything other than a sure thing. We have heard from numerous tipsters that it’s real and it’s happening, with some speculating Tucker Max must be playing some kind of role as a nasty douchebag. In other words, playing himself. And given Donk was more excited that he paid $1,700 for her at some shit-ass book launch than she was offended that he joked about raping her, she’ll hopefully be portrayed as being exactly what she is: A socially grasping, fame-seeking fuckhead with no principles, even when it comes to a topic she claims to have been personally impacted by, not once, but twice.
Still, it’s fun looking back on the Gawker posts from three years ago, when they erroneously took the word of “sources” — also known as Julia Allison — and reported that her Bravo show had been given the green light.
Oooopss! Not so fast, Donkey! Apparently not after test audiences got a load of her special brand of “so nice-ness.” And by the way, to those who have e-mailed us over the years telling us you have seen the pilot and/or the summary of test audience reactions, please, for the love of Lilly, man up and send us what you have. It is the Holy Grail of RBD!
This too is worth a laugh as she preens and minces a couple of years ago about her upcoming Bravo pilots. Oh dear.