UPDATE: Sorry, Type-A haters, I didn’t see her Facebook post in which she first unveiled the ploy.
Literally the first time I’ve gotten sick in two years … two days before an international flight, and my doctor put me on antibiotics and grounded me. (fist shakes) I’m so sad.
And then she advances the lie, although I find it strange the doctor didn’t “ground her” for her flight to L.A. (Come in Billow, come in Billow, surely you see what’s going on here? A boy trumps any BFF!)
Just landed in LA – sniffles & sneezed the whole way. I haven’t been sick in literally two plus years. Ugh. Get me to bed!
Actually, it was LITERALLY less than two years ago, and about the 100th time she’d claimed to be sick that year. And there was this, just four months ago (although as Imminent Meltdown points out, this was around the time of the Pancakes dumping, so perhaps this was an attempt to make him fear she was carrying a mini-Pancake):
Threw up last night, nauseous & sick in bed all day. Still feel like crap, just in time for 7am flight to Chicago & my BFF’s wedding shower.
Why let facts get in the way of an exaggeration that will get you out of having to live up to an expensive social obligation?
Maybe it’s just her paradigms shifting again. I hope she’s enjoying a hot mug of chicken broth right now!
p.s. What kind of a tool posts a picture of herself on her blog with a sad face and a thermometer stuck in her mouth? Jesus.