So once again a cat lady whose avatar is a painting of Cindy McCain with a pancake on her head went into Donk’s comments to politely ask her: “What the fuck?” Basically, why are you calling it a photo shoot when you walked into a stylist’s lounge and someone took a picture of you just like they do anyone who walks into the lounge? A photo shoot, you say? So what magazine is it going to end up in?
And Donkey replied, as only Donkey could:
Oh I have no idea! Robert Verdi does a shoot with all of the personalities who come to his fashion week lounge!
First off — Donkey, get over yourself. You are not a “personality,” you are a personality disorder. A raging, really nasty one.
It’s clear, by the way, why she loves Verdi’s lounge. Apparently he gives away the biggest gift bags of all, and we all know what a swag whore she is. I believe, in fact, that the only reason she keeps on with this joke of “covering” Fashion Week is because she gets so much free shit.
The Birthcray will not have Randi and Julia in Tahoe together.
The ominous know-it-all tone … you about done w/ that?
It’s YOUR THEORY that: “Randi will begin to pull back from Julia and they will not have the Bi-Curious Muffin Mash as planned. Just a hunch.”
Beat me to it.
JINX!
DCQY, I love a good donkspiracy theory as much as the next obese hater, but what’s up with saying this is your opinion in one post and then stating it as fact in the next? Why the repetition?
Yeah. If you are in the know but can’t be specific because it’d give away your identity, then send the mods a tip that they can run as a blind item, should they choose.
@Big Head, Worrisome: Email the mods to delete it if you like. All posts forthwith will include Disclaimer of opinion as well as the note that my posts should be read with the voice of Raggedy Ann so as to not appear “ominous” and protect the sensitive. I hope we can rest easier knowing the RBD’s sensitive balance is restored.
* Above copy is opinion
** Above copy should be read with the internal voice of Raggedy Ann, while thinking of sunshine and rainbows.
Too early to call troll?
If it’s a troll it writes well. It writes far better Julier, that’s for sure.
What pray tell is vintage hair? Hair, typically, though not necessarily in Julia’s case, is attached to your living, breathing body. Whereas, vintage typically refers to something aged, old, from a year gone by. You might as well say vintage nails which conjures up the picture of twisted, yellowed long witches nails in my mind. Or how about vintage teeth or vintage underarm hair? Women used to not shave or brush, in say prehistoric times. I just can’t believe this pinhead is in advertising/media/marketing/all things which are not as they seem, where it is common practice to use metaphors and terminology that conjure up favorable images or associations. But, Juliar, seems to just toss whatever she wants out there with little or no thought, maybe relying on “well, I’ll just make fetch happen” if it’s inaccurate.
First!!!111
So glad to see Julia’s tits again in those recent Robert Verdi “photo shoot” pictures. I was beginning to wonder if they were okay!!
Why did she even bother going to fashion week? It looked very second tier. Why didn’t she go to San Diego for this with Pancakes? http://www.navalaviation100.org/
It was actually a huge deal and far more important to her prospective in laws than silly old fashion week.
I should say “her experience of it looked very second tier” – no offense meant to the lonely basement cat peeps who work hard at it.
It’s not a photoshoot. They shoot candids of anyone there so they can go back and show the brands they gave away their shit. Standard gifting lounge practice. Dumb burro.
That’s what I’m saying. On Planet Donkey, someone snapping a photo of her on a fucking Polaroid at a party is a “photo shoot.” Sort of like ridicule is the same as bullying, pelts are the same as hair, etc etc etc.
“pelts are the same as hair” – Love that. There’s so much possibility along those lines. I mean really, one could write a book. Let’s see.
Sexual assault survivor family member = expert on violence against women
Tumblr haver = tech founder
Two dates = boyfriend
$1000 dress = 3 month anniversary gift/4th official date gift
Indentured servant = intern
Holding ones cape = journalism college credit requirement
Value of Harvard MPA = “fuck you money”
Used magazines = tax deductible charitable donation
Taxable Income from blogging =
Ones own personal property = anything found behind an unlocked door
Ones own personal property = anything belonging to prior boyfriend (including apartment & credit card)
Crazed hacker fan = self
Blog reader/commenter = self
Fiance = anyone with whom the word marriage has been spoken in conversation, regardless of who said it
Sexing someone/saying I love you = unbreakable, eternal commitment in perpetuity and all access future right to ones private life regardless of later breakup and new partner
Blue print cleanse = healthy diet plan
Adderall = vitamin
Chicken broth = vegetarianism
Capital letters & !!!! = method of winning a debate
Valid justification for assignment extension = rape
Bitch = one who has less than three New Years resolutions
This is a work of art. Bravo.
love this comment & user name
Ooo, I have developed a Curling Iron crush! “Adderall = vitamins” gave me a LOL.
ROTFL!
If Donkey is there as a “journalist,” wouldn’t all of her gifting lounge, gathering up discarded swag umbrellas shenanigans be absolutely forbidden?
I know, right? When I read limitations on the press badge she posted, I had to wonder how she is gets away w/ front row seating vs. media riser, & taking fauxtos of herself on the red carpet instead of taking fauxtos of red carpet arrivals, but then again, look who we’re talking about. She’s just insidious.