Heavy Sigh

So once again a cat lady whose avatar is a painting of Cindy McCain with a pancake on her head went into Donk’s comments to politely ask her: “What the fuck?” Basically, why are you calling it a photo shoot when you walked into a stylist’s lounge and someone took a picture of you just like they do anyone who walks into the lounge? A photo shoot, you say? So what magazine is it going to end up in?

And Donkey replied, as only Donkey could:

Oh I have no idea! Robert Verdi does a shoot with all of the personalities who come to his fashion week lounge!

First off — Donkey, get over yourself. You are not a “personality,” you are a personality disorder. A raging, really nasty one.

It’s clear, by the way, why she loves Verdi’s lounge. Apparently he gives away the biggest gift bags of all, and we all know what a swag whore she is. I believe, in fact, that the only reason she keeps on with this joke of “covering” Fashion Week is because she gets so much free shit.

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24 Responses to Heavy Sigh

  1. Dadser CQY says:

    The Birthcray will not have Randi and Julia in Tahoe together.

    • Big Head Fraud & the Blondsters says:

      The ominous know-it-all tone … you about done w/ that?

      It’s YOUR THEORY that: “Randi will begin to pull back from Julia and they will not have the Bi-Curious Muffin Mash as planned. Just a hunch.”

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      DCQY, I love a good donkspiracy theory as much as the next obese hater, but what’s up with saying this is your opinion in one post and then stating it as fact in the next? Why the repetition?

      • Big Head Fraud & the Blondsters says:

        Yeah. If you are in the know but can’t be specific because it’d give away your identity, then send the mods a tip that they can run as a blind item, should they choose.

  2. Dadser CQY says:

    @Big Head, Worrisome: Email the mods to delete it if you like. All posts forthwith will include Disclaimer of opinion as well as the note that my posts should be read with the voice of Raggedy Ann so as to not appear “ominous” and protect the sensitive. I hope we can rest easier knowing the RBD’s sensitive balance is restored.

    * Above copy is opinion
    ** Above copy should be read with the internal voice of Raggedy Ann, while thinking of sunshine and rainbows.

  3. CurlingIronsAtDawn says:

    What pray tell is vintage hair? Hair, typically, though not necessarily in Julia’s case, is attached to your living, breathing body. Whereas, vintage typically refers to something aged, old, from a year gone by. You might as well say vintage nails which conjures up the picture of twisted, yellowed long witches nails in my mind. Or how about vintage teeth or vintage underarm hair? Women used to not shave or brush, in say prehistoric times. I just can’t believe this pinhead is in advertising/media/marketing/all things which are not as they seem, where it is common practice to use metaphors and terminology that conjure up favorable images or associations. But, Juliar, seems to just toss whatever she wants out there with little or no thought, maybe relying on “well, I’ll just make fetch happen” if it’s inaccurate.

  4. aff says:

    First!!!111

  5. Stop Staring says:

    So glad to see Julia’s tits again in those recent Robert Verdi “photo shoot” pictures. I was beginning to wonder if they were okay!!

  6. Effervescent Suppositories says:

    Why did she even bother going to fashion week? It looked very second tier. Why didn’t she go to San Diego for this with Pancakes? http://www.navalaviation100.org/

    It was actually a huge deal and far more important to her prospective in laws than silly old fashion week.

    • Effervescent Suppositories says:

      I should say “her experience of it looked very second tier” – no offense meant to the lonely basement cat peeps who work hard at it.

  7. we are all becky says:

    It’s not a photoshoot. They shoot candids of anyone there so they can go back and show the brands they gave away their shit. Standard gifting lounge practice. Dumb burro.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      That’s what I’m saying. On Planet Donkey, someone snapping a photo of her on a fucking Polaroid at a party is a “photo shoot.” Sort of like ridicule is the same as bullying, pelts are the same as hair, etc etc etc.

      • CurlingIronsAtDawn says:

        “pelts are the same as hair” – Love that. There’s so much possibility along those lines. I mean really, one could write a book. Let’s see.

        Sexual assault survivor family member = expert on violence against women
        Tumblr haver = tech founder
        Two dates = boyfriend
        $1000 dress = 3 month anniversary gift/4th official date gift
        Indentured servant = intern
        Holding ones cape = journalism college credit requirement
        Value of Harvard MPA = “fuck you money”
        Used magazines = tax deductible charitable donation
        Taxable Income from blogging =
        Ones own personal property = anything found behind an unlocked door
        Ones own personal property = anything belonging to prior boyfriend (including apartment & credit card)
        Crazed hacker fan = self
        Blog reader/commenter = self
        Fiance = anyone with whom the word marriage has been spoken in conversation, regardless of who said it
        Sexing someone/saying I love you = unbreakable, eternal commitment in perpetuity and all access future right to ones private life regardless of later breakup and new partner
        Blue print cleanse = healthy diet plan
        Adderall = vitamin
        Chicken broth = vegetarianism
        Capital letters & !!!! = method of winning a debate
        Valid justification for assignment extension = rape
        Bitch = one who has less than three New Years resolutions

  8. Worrisome Pelts says:

    If Donkey is there as a “journalist,” wouldn’t all of her gifting lounge, gathering up discarded swag umbrellas shenanigans be absolutely forbidden?

    • Big Head Fraud & the Blondsters says:

      I know, right? When I read limitations on the press badge she posted, I had to wonder how she is gets away w/ front row seating vs. media riser, & taking fauxtos of herself on the red carpet instead of taking fauxtos of red carpet arrivals, but then again, look who we’re talking about. She’s just insidious.

  9. DonnieDriveBy says:

    [img]http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5836495/Why-wont-he-put-a-ring-on-it.jpg[/img]

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