@astrologyzone – Better than Jan? Because my (Pisces, Gemini rising) month has been like a roller-coaster & not in a good way. I need CALM!!
Awww. Poor widdle. She needs calm, y’all. And why wouldn’t she? It’s STRESSFUL finally succeeding in getting blogs taken down and cajoling Daddy into throwing his weight around because her expiration date is only a few weeks away and dammit, she must bag that McCain!! And how can she do that if he reads her snark blog and learns about the three other boys she’s been dry-humping and boo-hooing about all over her blog and Twitter in less than 18 months? (Greasy was thankfully spared the inevitable breakdown that would have ensued when he inevitably dumped her, thanks to poor dumb Pancakes being Donk-winked. I wonder how her best friend Greasy is, anyway?) And how could she have further sunk her claws into Pancakes O’Moneybags if he knew she’d sent a cuntariffic e-mail to the fiancee of “the one who got away” just a few months ago because “the one who got away” stubbornly refused to realize that Donkey, in fact, was the love of his life and it was time for them to start living happily ever after, yo! Marriage and engagements are sacred, bitches! Unless it’s one that Donkey wants to break up!
It’s also REALLY stressful sending middle-of-the-night psycho e-mails to your “haters” after cutting and pasting the letter that Daddy was about to send out the next day, insisting “I don’t know Julia, I am just an anonymous person and you have mentioned me and I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU.” And then harassing various innocent people by threatening to have them fired. And then having “Jack McCain’s lawyer” call another person at work, again threatening to have their employment terminated despite the fact they’d never once even commented on your snark blog. And then sending gloating e-mails in a faux-British accent to your haters, including one in which you compare them to pedophiles. So much crazed correspondence to so many different people, all dutifully forwarded to a number of high-powered Manhattan media and civil liberty lawyers offering their services free of charge! There has been a lot of laughter emanating from law offices this past week.
And with all that going on, poor Donk’s stress levels were through the roof as she had to pretend to Pancakes McCain that she is actually Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, all sweetness and light, ain’t no psycho here!! Really! I AM THE NORMAL, HEALTHY DONK THAT I AM TODAY! Just a sweet, fun-loving girl who likes grilled vegetables and helicopter rides is all! No alarms bells here, Pancakes! She goes to ashrams!!! And after all, as she said in the e-mail to the commenter yesterday:
I never claimed to be perfect.