During a weekend where AMERICA ALMOST DIED with the threats of parcel bombs exploding on planes, Julia Allison, asshat furry fetishist, decided it would be cute to waste everyone’s fucking time.
Getting “wanded” by TSA in Vegas. HA
Yes, ha, indeed, you fucktard. She could’ve been Obama’s speechwriter. Now she’s on Obama’s terror watch list.
And let me get this straight. This abhorrent, revolting tool who is incapable of growing the fuck up, as is evident from this stupid ass costume she is wearing, went to Vegas over the Halloween weekend to attend a conference on personal growth? And even though her supposed venture-capitalist boyfriend and her OMGBEST Randi Fuckingturd are in San Francisco, she celebrates Halloween by going to a strip club with, not a friend, but the brother of a long-lost high school friend who won’t answer her texts? And she is insulted when the cab driver thinks she is a stripper? Despite the fact that she is dressed, like, well, that up there? And she spends her Halloween evening pestering airport security and fellow airline passengers with her OMGI’MSOCUTENESS because she slaughtered and skinned a Muppet and wore it on her head?
I don’t know what has happened, whether it’s her or me. Perhaps it’s because I’ve now passed my expiration date, but Julia Allison has very quickly gone from hilarious to laugh at to just plain infuriating. The fact that this unemployed, horse-toothed vagabond continues on with her empty meaningless existence without any awareness of the world around her, well, it’s not funny anymore. For some reason, it insults me. She is just a complete and total waste of a human being. She contributes absolutely nothing to society, unless society is in the market for some used, greasy polyester pelts or the pungent anal effluence of kale and nut juice.
Last time I checked it wasn’t.