Her Weiner Hangs To The Left, And Then She Clomps To The Right. . .

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  1. It’s just a pelt to the left,
    And then a pelt to the riiiiiiight,
    With botox on your lips,
    You bring your belt in tight,
    But it’s the push-up bras, that really drives us insaaane,
    Let’s do the Fauxtoshop Warp agaaaain.

  2. This is delightful, thank you for making me laugh!

    I just wanted to add something about ‘the boy’ situation, apologies if has already been said. I just had a look at her fucking shambolic Nonsociety page, and the penny dropped – ‘the boy’ i.e. ‘the arrogant cunt’ has been dangled the Zuckerberg carrot by Donkey, so he’s humouring her into thinking he wants to spend time with her, when what he really wants is access to her circle of friends. He seems the type, just like her.

    • This sounds right, seems to make total sense.

      BTW – Coom spillage alert: She’s tweeted the winky emoticon again.

  3. no one was at that F$%^&cking stupid oktoberfest party and can confirm who the guy is? I thought all of Randi’s friends ‘hated’ Julia?

  4. Not to be a party pooper but I think it’s in really poor taste to make jokes about someone’s gender identity/expression on NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY. This has always always bothered me about RBNS and today I’m just particularly irked. I know so many transgender people and the thought of them coming across something like this on a site I read actually makes me want to stop reading …. Seriously, there are better ways to snark.

    • Midget Wrestler Legs, Thundercalves, She Are Drink, Delusions of Bradshaw, Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues

      Have you ever seen the romper wiener pix???

      • Yes … My problem is the implication that having a feminine presentation while possessing male genitalia is somehow a BAD thing. Is it? If so, I know a lot of bad people.

      • Midget Wrestler Legs, Thundercalves, She Are Drink, Delusions of Bradshaw, Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues

        No. Just in Donkey’s case.

        Just my lil old opinion, but I think you’re taking this waaaaay too seriously.

      • Maybe but I see this happening constantly on RBNS and I feel lame for not pointing it out. I know this site is just for shits and giggles but people use “tranny” as a pejorative here all the time, when the second a NSer says something like “dyke”, everyone’s super outraged. I mean, come on, entries like this are just thinly veiled homophobia too. And it’s totally unnecessary given all else we could harp about

    • I love transgendered people and count many as close friends, all of whom love a good tranny joke and are not overly-sensitive about it. And this morning, I volunteered for a National Coming Out Day event in my city.

      I’ve explained that I compare Julia to a tranny because when she tries to be sexual there is something “off” about it, and in no way am I criticizing the transgendered.

      Plus, come on, Rocky Horror Picture show is about transexuals, and “rocky” rhymes with “donkey,” how could I not do a Rocky Horror poster for this series.

      • Im not really worried about you or the other mods so much as I am about the commenters, who take the tranny thing and run with it. I think I have a good sense of humor about this stuff (having a lot of queer friends who are very un-PC). I guess I’m just concerned that a lot of people don’t get it. Like the whole speculating about the plumbing? A really invasive question that trans ppl are frequently asked and we do it all the time here.

        To use an example, if the whole JA is a secret lesbian theory panned out, I would be pretty dismayed if everyone were like HAHA DYKE! I don’t know … I make inapprop jokes all the time about my gay friends when in private but I suppose this is all much more complicated bc JA inspires so much hate that RBNS isn’t really a secret society anymore.

      • Responding w/: “Im not really worried about you or the other mods so much as I am about the commenters” is backpedaling ~ have the courage to stick to your convictions, rather than picking & choosing whom you indict w/ your blanket statements, eh?

        Squeezing into what obviously doesn’t fit is like Donkey & her Betsy Johnson tutus ~ aren’t there whiny sites (Jezebel comes to mind) that already provide outlets for those primed to be all butthurt & reactionary to every little thing said?

        Cat-up, sweetheart, cuz for fuck’s sake, this here is a snark site devoted to the tranwreck that is Donkey ~ offensive jokes & references are the norm ~ to internalize said jokes & take personal offense as if they were intentionally directed at anyone other than Donkey &/or her enablers is no different than self-focused Donkey making everything about her in a New York minute.

      • Yeah no offense, but I do not see anything from the commenters outside what I would do regarding the tranny jokes. Believe me, if I found something that crossed the line, you will bet I will call a commenter out on it.

    • I’m with you. there are so many REAL reasons to hate julia. no need to insult transgender people.

      • Midget Wrestler Legs, Thundercalves, She Are Drink, Delusions of Bradshaw, Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues

        No reason to insult donkeys, short people, extremely pear-shaped women, pudgy/chubby women, rich offspring, Jews, Christians, Democrats, Republicans, writers, fameballs, Puerto Ricans, cholas, etc.

        Why should one group get special treatment?

      • Don’t forget the midwesterners (sob). We suffer for your enjoyment.

      • Midget Wrestler Legs, Thundercalves, She Are Drink, Delusions of Bradshaw, Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues

        Yup. Midwesterners. Suburbanites. Hicks. Tourists. Rubes everywhere.

        At some time or another, everyone is going to be offended.

  5. OT: I saw Julia in person again. As poorly as she dresses herself, she is really quite skinny. Short, but tiny waist. Not fat.

    • Midget Wrestler Legs, Thundercalves, She Are Drink, Delusions of Bradshaw, Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues

      How do you explain the wiiiide hips?

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