Jesus, Donks is boring right now. I could not care less that Julia Allison, calamity, insane, is racking up frequent flyer miles in Husband Hunt 2010, where she criss-crosses the country as the trouba-whore she is.
So let’s look ahead to what is no doubt the craziest time of year in Donkey Land: Halloween. She has already frantically tweeted requests for costume ideas. I’d say let’s give her suggestions, but no matter what slutty costume she puts on, people will only think that she’s going as an over the hill prostitute whore. So let’s take a different approach to celebrating gay Christmas.
Yes, it’s reader interactivity time! All through the month of October, I’ll be posting horror movie posters inspired by Julia Allison. Feel free to submit yours. I’ll be highlighting the best ones periodically between now and Halloween. Here is my first creation: