Because she has to be an idiot if she thinks wrapping a leather cowl around your neck is stylish and/or comfortable. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mata Hari, a clothing line named after the Puerto Rican goddess of pointing.
Yes, this, um, thing is part of her new fashion line.
It appears I wasn’t too far off when I said it appeared that Meghan designed Julia’s Elvira drapery, because the Mata Hari line also features these, which are $230:
Of course, my mind immediately goes to this: