Donkey posed for a series of extremely flattering photos last night at some poor clown’s book launch party. And by extremely flattering, I mean fucking horrifying.
Here are some choice shots:
Ahhh yes, it’s the old “pretend to be about to perform oral sex on an inanimate object” pose. Classy, as ever, especially when dressed in an ugly party dress with some sort of underwire sticking out the side while wearing dirty, suede, taupe-coloured Barbie shoes.
Now let’s move on:
Once again, we scholars of Donkology are reminded why she only wants the right side of her face photographed.
Moving right along …
This is truly frightening. I think I can see her esophagus. Is Lilly in there?
I Kant even post the kissy-face. It’s just too inane, and I feel sorry for the poor fools in the shot with her.