I shuddered in horror today when I saw that inappropriately lascivious photo of Julie Albertson revelling once again in her love of cake-licking, and at Poor Britton’s wedding, no less.
Gross, lady! Put that thing back in your mouth!
What the hell does she think? That it’s sexy? Why does she do it? To suggest to the boys that she likes licking shaft? Or perhaps that she might be willing to lick Megs, because OMG OMG BOYS OMG OMG find lesbians sexy too? Does she not realize she often looks like a serial killer when she’s mid-lick? Not a turn-on, Donk!
Here’s a disturbing photographic walk down Donkey Tongue Memory Lane, starting with the most terrifying Public Licking episode of all: