Remember just two short weeks ago, when Donk returned from the ashram to boast about her life-altering experience? The best two weeks of MY. ENTIRE. LIFE!
The eating habits were better! Her state of mind was clearer! She found her balance! She saw heaven up in the sky! She let God in! She got into a regular, normal sleeping pattern! No more all-nighters!
Oh dear. That lasted, what, two days and she was back on the pancakes and the veggie burgers and the shilling for free stuff and the bragging and the prom dresses and the “Find a Husband” cruises and the incessant need for validation and the parties in which she makes an ass of herself, etc etc. As for the sleep habits? This was last night’s activity:
1:54: Some Glee blubbering.
2:11: More Glee blubbering (p.s. She NEVER watches TV, people!)
2:28: Some pretty girl who looks so “happy and free.”
2:30: Mark Twain quote
3:19: She’s reposted some commencement address from years ago. I saw the video for this thing and it was stunning in its self-absorption and jokes that went over like a lead balloon. And she’s proud of it. Still.
5:04: Reminder that she’s at Internet week with Jeff Jarvis in just seven short hours!
5:51: Cosmo cover.