Julia Allison Laughs At Old People

Please stop wishing the death of an old person by using a big girl word incorrectly. I’m still reeling from Rue.

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84 Responses to Julia Allison Laughs At Old People

  1. Uh-oh. It also looks like she’s still trying to get into Tim Ferriss pants.

    http://twitter.com/tferriss/status/15310952339

    What now?

    • KrakenSkulls says:

      Why we travel
      It whirls you around, turns you upside down and stands everything you took for granted on its head. “

      Deep, bro. You want to know why you travel? Cuz you are a rich snot with too much fucking time and money available. I’d love to travel, but you know, I’m kinda busy working, paying off debts, worrying about the oil crisis, you know, plebeian shit.

      • fuck camping! says:

        word, KS.

      • lola says:

        No one should envy the “traveling” that JA has done. She goes and stays at resorts or goes on business trips. Definitely not the kind of traveling that article is talking about.

    • Andy Wintour Hacks (up a furball) says:

      Celibacy Shmellibacy.

      “Yoohoo! Tim! Look, I’m holding up your book at the Learning Annex, and telling everyone it’s a MUST read! Did you notice? Do I get a reward? *giggle snort!*”

  2. KrakenSkulls says:

    The day a shower makes me tired is the day I slit my wrists and take a nice warm bath.

    I would have enjoyed the cartoon more if you showed the same vegetables (undigested) coming out the other end, but still, cute 🙂

  3. I Like Colors (Bright) and Rainbows says:

    OT but I am pissing myself at this

    http://www.nonsociety.org/new/index.php?page=faq.php

  4. AnnaPelt Is Happy at 138 says:

    This is possibly worse than the e-mail to the financee.

    • bettedavis says:

      I love her thought process: Oh god, RBNS posted the email, better put up something cute and funny. Grandpa’s tired? HA! That’s gold. Happy birthday Mom!

      And today of all days! RIP Rue! 🙁

      • My nostrils are TOTALLY symmetrical! says:

        Oh and for Julia, Rue McClanahan was on a TELEVISION show called Golden girls, since you don’t watch TV and all.

  5. Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues says:

    Wow. I wonder just what kind of nasty cunt she’d be if she hadn’t become SO ENLIGHTENED at the ass-ram.

    • KrakenSkulls says:

      Seriously, where is all the philosophical platitudes and lame mysticism that one would expect from someone who spent TWO FUCKING WEEKS sitting around chanting and staring at “Heaven”? All we have seen lately is rabid materialism and GIMME GIMME STUFF STUFF FREE FREE NOW NOW.

      • Darling Peltskank says:

        It’s like she never actually went. Alternatively her dumbass agents have informed her that, ass ram or not, no one is going to book her for anything Elizabeth Gilbert related and that she might as well drop the spiritual Yoga act. She’s never mentioned her new infatuation with yoga either after showing off her mad yoga skillz on the Princeton sports field.

      • Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues says:

        I hope you don’t me adding that to my evergrowing name!

      • Darling Peltskank says:

        The more of you, the better 🙂

      • Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues says:

        With Donk’s manic illness and the creativity of RBNSers, this is going to be one loooooong name before long!

    • bettedavis says:

      Can I just say that RBNS is awesome today? I’ve been busy lately, haven’t commented much, and thought that my infatuation with this skanky trainwreck was coming to an end. Thank for reminded me what a toxic pile of waste she really is.

      • Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues says:

        It’s like the mafia. Just when you think you can get out, they just pull you right back in!

  6. Darling Peltskank says:

    “Hilareballz! Old people tire easily!” Says someone who’s regularly exhausted from existing and doing nothing. UGH!

  7. It's Always Shitty in Donkadelphia says:

    TWO THINGS:
    * I believe this conversation took place right up to the last sentence, which is probably an inserted afterthought, or she’d have been schooled.
    * If today is Momser’s 60th, than I’m guessing the grandfather is around 85-ish ~ WTF is short-lived, or ephemeral, about making it to your 9th decade?

    I wonder if it has occurred to Donkey that her high school BF w/ cancer probably tires out too, when taking a shower. That busted-face cunt need only to look in the closest mirror to see that the human body breaks down & defeats us.

    I am so sad for everyone not Momser & Dadser who are in her radius; no one should be subjected to that pelted waste of skin.

    • Darling Peltskank says:

      Is it just me or does she not really like her grandfather? Almost sounds as if she was rooting for this guy to kick the bucket soon so that some more cash comes in.

      • Darling Peltskank says:

        …or does she SEEM to not really like her grandfather. I neither like or dislike him, of course.

      • It's Always Shitty in Donkadelphia says:

        When she said: “My elderly grandfather (mom’s dad) just moved into our house for the foreseeable future”, the tone of ‘foreseeable’ went all over me in a way that I still can not articulate ~ it had the ring of: “Oh brother, how long do I have to put up w/ THIS inconvenience?”

        Bottom-feeding leech on her parents that she is, she certainly wouldn’t comprehend, much less emphasize, that the the old guy is undoubtedly contemplating the last chapter of his life, now that he’s had the last of his independence taken away from him ~ no, she’ll just whine & snipe about how it impacts HER.

        I’m not a ‘praying’ sort of person, but it’s crossed my mind more than once today to truly hope that this bitch is sterile & is never allowed to adopt either.

      • I Like Colors (Bright) and Rainbows says:

        Yeah the “forseeable” thing caught my attention too. Having just lost a grandparent, the thing I wanted the most was for them to be at my parents house for as long as freaking possible once they moved in. It was the beginning of the end, and I wanted to slow down time. I wanted nothing “forseeable” about them not being there, because it would mean that they were gone for good. She is just so vile, I am sad for her.

    • Mrs. Middleschmertz says:

      Yeah, I think “ephemeral” was her word-of-the-day and she wanted to use it here.

      This ashram has really taught her a lot about beauty in every living thing at every stage of life.

      I think she needs to sweep & weep again.

    • Mad Yoga Skillz, Super Saggers & Creepy Daddy Issues says:

      * If today is Momser’s 60th, than I’m guessing the grandfather is around 85-ish ~ WTF is short-lived, or ephemeral, about making it to your 9th decade?

      Donkey probably thinks she’s SO fucking profound, and putting her new ass-ram knowledge to good use.

  8. fuck camping! says:

    “I eatz a salad, then poops it out? Momsers, come wipe! Grandpa croaked? That’s hilar-ballz! tee hee”

    • I Like Colors (Bright) and Rainbows says:

      Might I recommend the Getoveritaya Center for Entitled Bitches?

  9. So enraging, and coupled with the post showing the grandpa tottering down to the OMG Lake and this tweet —

    “My mom (@JuliasMom) will be 60 on Thursday … You have to take every opportunity to spend time with your parents while you can.”

    — it’s more or less like she’s saying, “I’m hanging out at the OMG Lakefront House because you’re all OLD and GOING TO DIE SOON, folks.”

    P.S.: RIP, Rue 🙁

    • That tweet is ridiculous! My mom would totally cry if I ever said that to her, and not in a good way!

      God, what a bitch.

    • HeadbandWhore says:

      I feel preemptively bad for her mom and the tweets people will probably start directing towards her. Julia had to know that she was signing Momsers up to get tweets about how bat-shit crazy her daughter is.

    • I Can See Your Uvula says:

      She also seems to have a low threshold for “old.”

      30’s – past expiration date
      40’s – irrelevant
      50’s – who cares
      60’s – one foot in the grave
      70’s – invisible
      80’s – inconvenient

      We’re all aging, Julie. Grow some compassion.

  10. It's Always Shitty in Donkadelphia says:

    “My mom, age 16. Doesn’t she look like me?

    I guess it’s biology or something, that despite the strong resemblance, the fact is, Donkey, that you look like her, not the other way around.

    Stupid cunt ~ go edit for MareMare BeachHair, why doncha?

    • ElGuapo says:

      Shoot! Momsers is also wearing her skirt up to her tits! is this a family trait??

    • It's Always Shitty in Donkadelphia says:

      & p.s.

      NOTE the hooker heels & ultra-short,
      pleated skirt hiked up to the tits …

      AMAZE-BALLZ!

      • Darling ♪ ♫ Stalker is the new ♪ ♫ Fat k'donk k'donk says:

        and the posing in the tree. Mom is just like her.

    • I'm guessing it's biology says:

      It ain’t biology, people! Listen to me: she wasn’t born with that nose!

    • “Doesn’t she look like me?” Classic Donkey. What is the clinical term for the condition where someone can perceive things only in relation to him- or herself (not egomania, something more specific…self-referential mania? Whatever, Donkey suffers from it. While the people around her merely suffer.)

    • rankles the jankles says:

      no donk, you look like HER.

    • she doesn’t get it, it’s just so sad…..

      NO, she doesn’t look like YOU (the healthy, emotionally-whatever Julia of TODAY)

      she looks like you, circa [before the surgeries started]

      i think i’ve already said it today but…..freaking tragic.

    • Mini Driver says:

      Translation: “I could still pass for sixteen, right? Like when I was at Harvard and everyone totes believed I was a pre-frosh?”

  11. ElGuapo says:

    Ol’ skanky pelts is probably furious because her grandfather is taking attention away from her. Momsers is not focused on her daughter 24/7, so she is seething with rage (see, I can also use fancy words!).

    What a smelly twat this woman is

    • Darling ♪ ♫ Stalker is the new ♪ ♫ Fat k'donk k'donk says:

      my thoughts exactly

    • KrakenSkulls says:

      ME: MOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! GRANDPA SMELLS AGAIN!!! COME CHANGE HIS DIAPER!!
      Mom: Honey, I.. I think he’s dead…
      ME: That doesn’t change the fact that he smells! Hilar-ballz! How long do we have to wait until we can read the will? How much do I get? Nothing??? WHAT?? I was nice to him for NOTHING???

  12. Fred Grott says:

    New TV Show, staring Julia Allison..

    Lost at the Ashram

  13. Jordache and the Pelts says:

    She’s making me ill with this grandfather as nonentity shit. Fucking re re that one.

  14. Sliding Barn Doors says:

    I LOLed at the cartoon. Bravo.

    She is a twunt.

    • New Year New You says:

      I am taking the word twunt and adding it to My Early Learning Vocabulary Book.

  15. itsjustme says:

    This makes no sense, as usual.

  16. Sliding Barn Doors says:

    Dear Lord. Now she’s posting photos of a teenage Momsers and asking (rhetorically, duh) if she doesn’t just look exactly like that. Umm, errr, no?

    At least we know where the hiking the skirt up to the tit line comes from.

  17. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    Is Julia taking another vacation?

    Yep. She got exhausted doing an unpaid appearance on MSNBC Saturday morning.

    HA!

    Don’t laugh! Some day you’ll get exhausted doing an unpaid appearance on MSNBC, too!

    True. Chalk another win up for Team “I’m the Next Oprah.”

  18. Adderall Beget This says:

    Me: Is Grandpa napping?
    Mom: Yes.

    But that’s not how the convo happens in Daddy Donkey’s house, amirite?

    • KrakenSkulls says:

      Your comment made me realize the stupidity of her question.

      ME: Is Grandpa napping?
      Mom: No, he’s watching the TV on the inside of his eyelids.

      ME: Is Grandpa napping?
      Mom: That, or he’s dead. Why don’t you check?

      ME: Is Grandpa napping?
      Mom: No, he’s just pretending so he doesn’t have to talk to you.

      ME: Is Grandpa napping?
      Mom: No, his favorite pastime is staring at the wall with his eyes closed.

      ME: Is Grandpa napping?
      Mom: No, he’s a magical yogi who is so spiritually evolved he doesn’t require a waking heartbeat, vision, or breathing pattern.

      ME: Is Grandpa dead yet?
      Mom: No, he’s just napping

  19. It's Always Shitty in Donkadelphia says:

    Nice verbal backhand of Momser & her arms, on her birthday, no less.

    “With the bday girl (my mom) helping her find a dress for my brother’s wedding. They really need to make more formal gowns w long sleeves!!”

    • Darling Peltskank says:

      Wow, PK telling her she was inconsiderate really had an effect. Way to speak about the woman who writes your (published) and is part of your meal ticket at the same time.

    • Especially since there is another person in the Bogger family who would do well to rethink her philosophy, sartorially speaking, when it comes to sleeves.

  20. flotsam says:

    Why the fuck would you laugh at a frail old man getting tired from taking a shower? Why the fuck would you do that? Why? Why?

    • itsjustme says:

      She was just messing around! Don’t take everything so seriously! Gosh!

    • Bouncing Little Burro says:

      Out of all the Baugher family members, she should keep him off the internet the most. She clearly does not care about him and doesn’t know how to handle a sensitive issue on the internet. Every time she mentions him, it depresses me.

    • KrakenSkulls says:

      Julia has been “HAHAHA!”-ing a lot lately. Along with her face, it’s just part of her transformation into The Joker.

  21. Dr. Gary says:

    Oh, sillys! Don’t you get it? Julie has no use for Momser’s daddy because:

    #1) He is taking attention away from HER.

    #2) He probably doesn’t have the BIG money like Dadser’s mommy. Julie’s not gonna waste her time to sucking up or give a flying fuck about good old Grampsers when he can’t do anything for HER. Literally!

  22. Julia's Fat Ass says:

    IT’s such a stupid ass comment anyway. It’s really precious that she uses these little bon mots to represent…what exactly? That she’s funny? “Team Ephemeral?” Really? That doesn’t even make any fucking sense.

    Team Perpetually Ineffably Sartorially Incessantly Insouciantly Obnoxious maybe.

  23. Donksers says:

    There are so many things about Julia Allison that are infuriating, but laughing because Grandpa gets tired from taking a shower is a new low. She makes me sick.

  24. Julia's Fat Ass says:

    This really bothers me. ONe of the hardest things, probably the hardest yet, I’ve had to go through was watching my grandmother wind down her last year of life. She didn’t get sick per se, she just got tired. And then one day she gave up. It’s not fucking funny.

    Cuntwitch.

    • totaljing says:

      Agreed. She’s absolutely clueless and her EQ is, startlingly, lower than her IQ.

      The term Cuntwitch was invented for beasts like her.

  25. academic stalker says:

    Momsers look like an Orca in drag.

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