Stop Hurting Laura Hunter’s Feelings, Y’all!

Laura Hunter, who played “Redhead Behind Counter” on Gossip Girl once, wants you to know that she is not upset over mean anonymous internet comments, so not upset that she wrote the War and Peace of blog posts on the topic. A synopsis: shut the fuck up and get a hobby, you testicle-less anonymous internet commenter.

There really is nothing new here. Just an out-of-work actress who is signing on to the bullshit internet niceness trend that is just full of shit. I will never understand these Web 2.Blowhards who think that any criticism, even the slightest, is unwarranted, because the wisdom and creative genius that pours out of their Tumblr pages should always be protected and praised.

Poor, Laura. She started out with promise, now that lasted less than a week. Oh, and Laura? My name is Cristobal Morales. Except not, because it doesn’t fucking matter, and it’s not like you are going to hire a private investigator to hunt me down so you can kick my ass because I don’t give a fuck what you are watching on Netflix or that you bought stamps.

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88 Responses to Stop Hurting Laura Hunter’s Feelings, Y’all!

  1. Lonnie says:

    Just because I’m not rich or famous doesn’t mean I’m insecure.

    Oh.

    • Erik says:

      Hit the nail on the head with that one. Responding to every negative comment on her blog? Not even Julia is that (obviously) thin skinned.

      • Andy Wintour Hacks (up a furball) says:

        That’s New York versus LA for ya. In NYC, you have to have thick skin, or you won’t survive. In Cali, everyone at least pretends to be nice to each other. This must be an utter shock to Laura. I bet she’ll quit before weeks end. $5? Anyone?

      • Eight Dollar Grapefruit says:

        If you’re serious about the $5 bet, I’ll take you up on it, with all the readers as witnesses. This Laura Hunter chick is a NON-working actress, so she needs the shills and she has PLENTY of time for the NS shitshow. I think she’ll last quite a while.

        Her man also seems pretty submissive and she doesn’t have family around to a) be embarassed or b) give her advice. So no one will talk sense into her.

        I’d say she lasts well beyond a week, it will be something more like Mary–possibly a full year.

  2. Julia's Too Small Tutu says:

    Don’t you people get it? She’s An Artist! She suffers for Her Art. Her Art is also her Great Love.

    Heavens to Betsy, does she have consumption too?

  3. She Does Have a Point says:

    That is all.

  4. New Year New You says:

    PS Laura GET A JOB.

    • shady lady says:

      ding ding ding exactamente

    • New Year New You says:

      Srsly. I don’t know why these people can’t go and work in restaurants with all the other actors. It would be so character building for all of them too.

  5. New Year New You says:

    PS Laura GINGER WHINGER!

  6. shady lady says:

    Laura

    google julia

    thousands of people writing online about what a con artist she is

    it’s not too late to jump ship

  7. fashiongirlxoxo says:

    I for one am impressed with how she coordinated her couch and the wood stain on her floor with her pretty hair.

  8. Bouncing Little Burro says:

    That shot looks like an opener for a porn scene.

  9. Eight Dollar Grapefruit says:

    I was LOLing as I read this post. It captures my thoughts so succinctly.

    <3

  10. zandra says:

    “sort of sad”.. is that their company motto or something?

  11. AnnaPelt is Happy at 138 says:

    AMEN. So tired of the warm, happy, fuzzy Net 3.0. Fuckit.

    • DirtyLakeMichigan says:

      kinda’ like this?
      http://www.operationnice.com/

      • EinsteinJulia says:

        I’ve never seen that nblog! I got as far as a post where the author decided s/he was having a “1/3 life crisis” and had to stop.

        I wish I took Psych 101 in college so I could come up with some disorder that explains the constant self-examination and need for others to attach their OMGRealNames to super nice uplifting comments. Seriously. Get over yourself and your identity crisis because you’re 30 and have done nothing but write a blog. Either go accomplish something or be happy where you are, fucktard.

      • EinsteinJulia says:

        Oops. Well you know I didn’t copy/paste because of the random “n” in there.

      • Hey, be nice, she’s a working actress and Hollywood insider. She was in a YouTube video once.

  12. Andy Wintour Hacks (up a furball) says:

    Awww, it’s so cute how surprised she is about the real internet. She clearly was duped by JA and never researched anything about Nonsense-iety. What a naive little lamb. That comment is pretty tame compared to what lives out here on the interwebs. But its only the first week. And she obviously hasn’t discovered RBNS yet.

  13. laura says:

    it’s really bothering me that this girl’s name is laura.

    🙁

    • Andy Wintour Hacks (up a furball) says:

      There, there. It’s probably a fake Hollywood name, anyway. Her real name is probably something hillbilly like Beulah, or too overexposed like Brittany or Lindsay. She’ll never be like you.

  14. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    World, are you there? OK, good. World, I am here. I am who I am, and this is me, world, right here. Here, right here, world, is a person I call me and you call Laura. I like me and you’re going to like to me, too. We’re going to get along great, world. I know you are as excited as I am. Let’s do fun things together, world, let’s go!

    • Lonnie says:

      Consider yourself whitelisted.

    • DirtyLakeMichigan says:

      May I add to this?

      Oh, and world? I have value and the world will know it. And world, I have a good feeling and what I’m going to do has never been done or rather, not done by ME – Laura – and I am unique and I’m ready for my curtain-call.

      (now go!)

    • LLFOOLJ says:

      Wow, I love you two. JUST WOW.

  15. Julia's Too Small Tutu says:

    You know that she’s a got a giant Secret Board that is undoubtedly plastered with pictures of Marcia Cross, Isla Fisher and Julianne Moore.

  16. Bipolar Ex says:

    You think she is legally blonde?

    • New Year New You says:

      Well she’s had no work/earnt nothing so…just another fairly typical day/set of achievements.

    • Darling ♪ ♫ Stalker is the new ♪ ♫ Fat k'donk k'donk says:

      HA. “I have excellent computer skills… Ignore the fact that I tested “average”

      • Emily Gould's Trusty Google Alert says:

        Ignore the scores, look at my glamour shot. Would I be wearing this business lady outfit if I weren’t EXCELLENT AT MICROSOFT WORD? (self-rated)

    • Billy Allison says:

      Learn how to use question marks for fuck sakes.

    • I am slightly hungover (big SF Bay-to-Breakers party yesterday!), and I kept reading “experienced temp” as “experienced tramp,” and it was making me laugh and laugh (which made my head ache a little, but not enough to make me stop laughing).

      P.S.: Cristobal is my favorite name, JP (even if it’s just an assumed name)!

    • Also hilarious that she characterizes her temp work as “a side project.” What a dolt.

  17. Cap goes wild says:

    “The only person interested is your overly inflated ego.”

    But he identifies himself as ‘ego.’

    So maybe it’s a fat guy expressing his admiration?

  18. Adderall Beget This says:

    Why do all these “lifecasters” have such thin skins?

  19. dd says:

    This Ginger (Laura? I don’t even learn their names anymore. I give this one three months. Tops.) is the one who needs to get a life. This commenter wrote two sentences and she responded with 6 paragraphs.

  20. Camilla Harbinson says:

    Hi, my name is Camilla, I was born in 1985, live in London and think you suck. If you can’t take the criticism get off the web woman. It’s part and parcel of putting your precious self “out there”.

  21. FaFail Waldorf says:

    Okay, Laura, but what about when a comment is left with real name and email that is not entirely glowing?

    Because I can’t FIND mine! I was just trying to be interactive. God.

  22. Darling ♪ ♫ Stalker is the new ♪ ♫ Fat k'donk k'donk says:

    because famous or rich people are NEVVVVVVVVER insecure. Fame= personality integration! Money=psycological health! Sanity: You can buy it!

  23. kenneth parcell's donkey fit says:

    1. is there anything more annoying than adults who cannot distinguish between ITS and IT’S!?!?!?
    2. this rhetorical device? is seriously tedious. cut it out, ginger.

    • It's Trajectory says:

      Its an affliction, and its presence causes suffering with it’s worrying consequences.

  24. ghostofronniejamesdio says:

    I just want to thank Laura for pointing out the bravery she summons up by using her real name on the internet. And how, conversely, we are all cowards for being anonymous.
    Sigh.
    This again.
    Laura. Sweetie. You are not moral or brave for using your name NS. You are doing it because you have fallen under the spell of this “branding” crap Julia Allison is selling you. For you, using your name on the internet is a way to make money. Being anonymous for you (like if you were just Actress Blogger or something) would defeat your purpose: to build a monetized “brand”.

    Keepinga low internet profile is a good idea. Ask Julia. When you google my name you dod not get funny, shitty things I’ve said anonymously on websites. You do not get obsence jokes or ill-advised tirades published on a vanity blog. You get a few examples of my professional work. Otherwise I am clean.

    That said, I, like a lot of people like having our opinions heard. We are annoyed that web 3.0’ers like you garner any positive attention at all, much less make money. So we throw tomatoes. Think of us as a tough crowd a comedy club. We do not stand up and announce our names before we boo you.

    We just boo.

    • Darling ♪ ♫ Stalker is the new ♪ ♫ Fat k'donk k'donk says:

      First, RIP Dio. (moment of silence)

      Second: I agree!!! It’s called being professional. And security conscious. And not embarassing my kid. and being a grown-up. Does wearing a seat belt make me a coward? Not letting it all hang out on the internet is the equivalent of not getting stupid drunk at strange bars every night.

      • sad lilly says:

        Being a bar drunk does not rise to the level of narcissism that a blog for hire does imo. I prefer the bar drunk over “lifecasters”.

      • "Donkey Shaame, Daaarling Donkey Shame..." ♪ ♫ says:

        “Hey, don’t knock drunks in bars! It means they’re not out driving.”

      • LLFOOLJ says:

        margiecakes I know that’s you and betch, we fightin. #grapedrank

      • Darling ♪ ♫ Stalker is the new ♪ ♫ Fat k'donk k'donk says:

        LLFOOLJ I guess it’s pistols at dawn motherfucker. Or a Franzia-drinking contest.

        Sorry drunken catladies! Um no offense, kay?

      • LLFOOLJ says:

        YOU KNOW I LUH YOU GURLLLLLL <3 tell #dudebrah I says heller!

      • Darling ♪ ♫ Stalker is the new ♪ ♫ Fat k'donk k'donk says:

        AWWW !! Kiss kiss, bitch! Love you mean it & mojitos all around!!

    • AnnaPelt Is Happy at 138 says:

      FTW.

    • LLFOOLJ says:

      The innernetz is a tough crowd, period. The biggest issue with these life/shillcasters is THEY GET BUTTHURT SO EASILY and don’t seem to understand the nature of the internet. No, everyone will NOT like you. No, everyone is NOT going to attach their name to a “you suck at life” comment. Half the fun of the internet is being anonymous! Get the fuck over it and own your shit if you actually believe in it! If they spent even half as much time ignoring the INEVITABLE criticism as they did chastising people for being ZOMG ANONYMOUSLY MEAN they’d be just fine. You need balls to put yourself “out there” on the internet. Lack them? GROW A PAIR.

    • natasha says:

      I do most things on the internet under my real name because I figure unless I’m using some cloaking service, it would be pretty goddamn easy to trace it back to me if you wanted to anyway. But I don’t fault anyone for commenting anonymously — Google indexing is a bitch.

      Anyway, the “you’re all commenting anonymously!!1” whine is the first one they go to because it’s the easiest and also the least substantive. When someone comments under their real name (me), I don’t see them going, “Oh, well, now she has a valid point.” It doesn’t matter at all to them except as fodder for a quick screed.

    • Scooby Don't says:

      This comment gets an extra big slice from the Pie Hole.

      damn I miss Pushing Daisies.

    • Eight Dollar Grapefruit says:

      bravo.

      nail, head, etc.

  25. EinsteinJulia says:

    “Hi, I’m Johnny from Topeka and YOU SUCK!”

  26. CK says:

    Sounds like Jordan #2

  27. Fred Grott says:

    Breaking news.. apparently they have internet where JA is..she posted this morning..early even

  28. ShesJustStupid says:

    So she’s posting photos from the ashram. And life is beautiful. Nice “darkness” Donkey.

    • My nostrils are TOTALLY symmetrical! says:

      I feel like that place looks like a really run down summer camp and she’s finding it sooooo special. She should probably hunker down in her cabin because girlfriend is going to get murdered by a guy wearing a hockey mask out there.

    • LLFOOLJ says:

      Unnnnnbelievable. She lasted like, a week and a day if you don’t count the “welcome Laura” post.

  29. I know it’s been said, but seriously- are these girls not familiar with the internet? Where everybody hates everybody? I mean, sure, it would really suck to get negative comments on a personal blog. But you know what I do to avoid that? I don’t blog about personal shit. Because I know I could not take the criticism that would come with it. Done and done.

    So darling Laura, you are ostensibly going to get negative feedback on your egoblog. It’s how the internet works. If you can’t take the heat, get a job.

  30. FaFail Waldorf says:

    OT, but Gilt is selling those Ramalamadingongwhatever Donkcessories Julia’s always sporting with her junior miss taffeta today.

    Amazing how much a bedazzled ribbon choker goes for.

    • DirtyLakeMichigan says:

      Yup. Saw that too.
      I have beads. And ribbon. And all kinds of trinket-type-crafty-sparkly stuff because my kitten and I like to play pretty-pretty-princess sometimes.
      I too was mesmerized by the prices those things go for too.

  31. Shrug Bitch says:

    Dear Laura (even though you totes don’t read here),

    http://www.healthbloghelper.com/blog/negative-comments-1/

    Also, Shedding It (http://www.sheddingit.com/) is a pretty rad example of a “niche” blog (fitness and nutrition) that still manages to cover tons of topics. Love Rachel!

  32. Academic Stalker BSc Phd says:

    hideously ugly couch

  33. xtina says:

    I guess it just seems a little petty. why do you all care so much?

  34. princesspookiepants says:

    for the same reasons you do

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