Ohhh boy … looks like we’ve got a live one. Donkey may be taking an Internet vacation, but apparently not a break from endlessly reading about herself and rage e-mailing when it pisses her off. Some of last night’s lunacy, including the accusation that WE hacked into her Vimeo account. That’s right, Donkey, we know all your passwords. And so we hacked into your account. And of all the hilariously cheesy videos that must be in there, we found two of you and Prom King, whose identity was mysteriously outed on this blog the day after he dumped your ass by a commenter who never returned.You know what else? Elvis is still alive, and the moon walk was filmed on a Hollywood soundstage.
Anyway, here are the e-mails. First, there was this:
How the HELL did you get that video? IT IS PASSWORD PROTECTED YOU SHITHEADS.
What is WRONG with you??????
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
you got either of those videos, because BOTH were password protected until (apparently) tonight – and now they’re password protected again, but if I ever – EVER – hear about you hacking into my private videos again, I swear to god I will get a lawyer and sue you.
Additionally, the email I sent you was NOT to be published.
Neither is this one.
It’s not okay. Leave him – and me – ALONE.
Cupcake. We didn’t hack into your personal account. I thought you quit the internet.
I didn’t quit the internet (????) I just stopped blogging.
Listen, I get that you hate me. Hate me all you want. But I didn’t – EVER – “reveal” shit about Justin.
And – not that you believe ANYTHING I say – but I also didn’t reveal Toph’s name. In fact, I specifically told everyone who knew about him NOT to do so … although, and I don’t know why I’m telling you this, because you obviously hate me and wish me nothing but ill will, it did turn out to be someone I knew who commented on the site. I didn’t find this out until months later, but I was exceptionally pissed about it.
I don’t know what else to do. You guys can torture me all you want – but please, leave the people who don’t ask for it out of it.
Oooohhhh dear. This seems a sad, misguided and elaborate attempt to convince PK and his Big Wealthy Lawyer Family that she is/was not behind the reveal of his identity. But seriously. The dude’s photo has been on Gawker. People in NYC have met him and know his name. He has an open Facebook profile. Is she for real?
I find the Codename TK information interesting. Oh Donk, to bring that up again really looks weird and suspect. You JUST found out, did you, that someone living in the same town on Long Island as one of your business partners, employees, whatever, leaked his name? More face-saving.
Please, once again, we urge you — go see a doctor. Figure out why you’re like this. Examine why you sabotage every relationship with this teenaged bullshit. And fret not — we don’t have your Vimeo password. Because if we did, we would have probably pulled out some more hilariously awful lipdubs rather than two embarrassing videos of you on a couple of boring dates with some nobody acting like you’re 15. Get a grip.