Ever leave the house wondering if you are, in fact, wearing a wildly inappropriate outfit for a meeting? about 1 hours ago via Echofon

Like, say, a leopard DVF wrap dress & black thigh-high boots? Just … uh … theoretically, you know. about 1 hours ago via Echofon

Seems a perfectly acceptable outfit if you’re interviewing for a professional escort service. Go for it! Capitalism!

I haven’t even had my coffee yet and she’s already out hooking.

I just brayed.

Thigh high? Thigh high?! How short is this dress? It’s too early for this image.

They’re not thigh-high, they’re her over-the-knee monstrosities from a junior’s catalogue. She just doesn’t know the difference.

Still gross.

I fail at fashion. What makes a thigh-high if not a boot that hits the thigh?

@SS – Yeah, I’m being super nitpicky (I’m cranky). They can be considered one in the same, but I (and most people I know) don’t use the terms interchangeable. Burberry’s at LFW this year were thigh-high and damn near went all the way up; the boots Julia refers to have a flap that just rises above her knee. But yeah, they touch thigh, it’s true.

One AND the same. Jesus. I fail at everything right now.

Thigh-high generally means mid-thigh (or higher), whereas over-the-knee boots stop, well, over your knee.

Two good examples of the former on the left: http://prettysmartblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/thigh-high-boots-3.jpg

Whoops. Ditto what FaFail said.

Dear Julia,

What Jacy said.

Shrugs and bitches,

WP

You rang?

I go to meetings in a white v-neck, black boxers, and uggs.

Word really do not express how much I love this site.

#howdareyou all. This is a COSTUME. She’s doing “failcougar meets dirty pirate hooker”. Thems SWASHBUCKLING boots. (K) Sheesh.

That BITCH. *I* am doing pirate hooker today! Julia ruins everything!

“Julia ruins everything” – I would buy a t-shirt from this site that said that, just sayin.

Me too!

Other potential t-shirt slogans:

I just bray

How fuck.

If I wasn’t here, I’d be drinking Franzia

“Is if the internet is female?”

More surprising to me than the boots is that she’s awake at 10 am.

Jordan’s up early:

http://thegloss.com/odds-and-ends/jordan-reid-from-nonsociety-to-eternity/

Jordan tweeted the link a little while ago – she addresses why she left NS, us H8Rs and the like.

great article. Team Jordable!

I guarantee she’ll be propositioned by some letchy german sex tourist while walking, pardon, clomping, around midtown in that outift. He’ll be lurking by one of those creepy peep show places on 9th ave, and will be so confused when she replies to his heavily accented price inquiry with: “Oh you are too SWEET! Germans LOVE me! You’re a Facebook fan aren’t YOU?!? Gotta run, I’m VERY important and have to run to a VERY important tech/publishing/pilot related meeting. SMOOCHES!”

Unless that fictional sex tourist has been turned down by at least a dozen younger and hotter women before, I doubt that very much.

Dear Julia,

If you have to ask, chances are that you already know the answer.

xo,

PCKI

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3 sizes too small… and stretched out in the ass… obvs. but DVF nonetheless bitchez.

Meanwhile, Szwisszch does what JA wishes she could:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzqhb828km1qailtqo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1269446070&Signature=9X8NYfV8jY6MmceVxNFA2CJCJAU%3D

So JA’s brand new Justin Bebier obsession is a way to coopt her biz partner’s experience? Klassy.

And no I don’t want to spend a neuron learning that lesbian singer kid’s name I don’t have enough neurons to spare.

This bitch is 30 and still has no idea how to dress herself.

All her clothing is a mishmash of boring, overpriced, unflattering shit that she thinks is Upper East Side (DVF, Vera Bradley, Bendel’s, wide-legged pants, FAKE ysl tributes) and stuff meant for a demographic at least 10 years younger than her (Betsey Johnson! Juicy tracksuit! Tennis skirts! PINK EVERYTHING).

Full disclosure: I went to the launch party for Eric Daman’s (he’s the costume stylist for Gossip Girl) fashion book (yeah, Jules, get your hate on now, that means I was hanging out with Meest … er, um, BLAIR!!!11!) last fall, and, so, I got a book. It is LITERALLY Dressing Yourself For Dummies fare… and I kind of think I should send it to Julia. Think she’ll trade me for a Sephora grift card?!

She can’t bray her taxes with a book, FaFail.

You should propose the trade to her on Twitter. I’d really love to see her reply.

God knows what she’d get out of that book though. You could read her the thing aloud five times and I’m still pretty sure she’d walk out of a store afterward with her same old inappropriate “Daddy Issues” combo of too-short skirt, thigh-high stockings, bow headband, and unwieldy heels that she thinks is totally Gossip Girl. Probably while carrying that beaten up Yale tote.

Very service-y post. I’m a guy who is happily oblivious to how to dress, but likes reading and might want to pick up a few tips… going to check out the book you mention.

Thanks!!

A leopard print wrap-dress and thigh-high boots? To a meeting? On a Spring morning? That combination is bad enough all on its own, but she has to make it even worse by wearing it to the wrong venue, at the wrong time of day, in the wrong season — and then braying/bragging about it to her “fans” via twitter. She disgusts me.

OT: Does anything think Julia’s recent marriage hints are just a device to make PK believe she’s seriously interested in him, so that he doesn’t ditch her and deprive her of her funding?

Her pattern has always been to leech of men materially, and then abscond whenever they pressed for a commitment.

juliaallison

I just lost my appetite.

12 minutes ago via web

fucking lose it more often, fatty.

<3

she is awaiting the “NOOO you are already SOOO THIN you need to eat more!” replies.