Thank god she has fake readers who are so concerned and write her to make sure she is OK. I was going to do that, but I left my inspirational quote book at home, and, like Julia Allison, I don’t know how to google.
Wait, I made that up. I don’t have an inspirational quote book, because I’m not lame. I completely fabricated that little story, just like Julia Allison obviously fabricated her reader’s encouraging email (and perhaps her taxes).
“Sometimes you have to let the tide take you out to sea before it washes you to shore.” – from a reader’s email today
Oh well, at least she’s not old. She could totally be on The Little Lady View (Tiny and Cute!), even though her face say she should probably be sitting next to Joy Behr talking about hot flashes.
If you were casting The View for women in their teens & twenties, who would you want to watch?
Sweetheart, you’re almost thirty. And when you don’t sleep all night, you look forty. Elisabeth Hasselback is only three or four years older than you (and lightyears smarter, and that’s not saying much), so you really need to stop trying desperately to identify with the teen and college set. It’s clear that you don’t, since you, marketing and PR genius, should probably know that The View format probably won’t go over so well for a younger audience.