Julia Allison Selling Her Swag

Julia Allison, for sale, is busy trying to sell…anything!

I have $575 in Sephora gift cards … anyone want to buy them off me for $525 in cash? Yeah, I just turned Twitter into Craigslist. half a minute ago via web

So, she’s trying to sell her shitty domains, and now trying to sell a bunch of gift cards. I’m sure whoever ‘gifted’ these to her are thrilled that she’s trying to turn a buck on them. Oh who am I kidding, she probably got them out of a swag bag.

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174 Responses to Julia Allison Selling Her Swag

  1. totaljing says:

    Tots from a swag bag. Stay classy, Jules!

    • totaljing says:

      She’s also trying to get rid of Armani Exchange on cards on her blerg and she did have a sponsorship deal with them (or some kind of shill or blog pay).

  2. Sharona says:

    Honestly, I really don’t understand how someone could lose their looks in such a relatively short period of time. I always thought she was an idiot but not so long ago, she was objectively hot. It’s not even the weight gain, either. Just her face. How did it get so BUSTED?

    • topshop booties forever! says:

      karma, eventually the ugly on the inside makes its way outside.

    • julias fat ass says:

      I know you are trying to be nice, but when was she objectively hot? She has never been more than a fat worthless whore whose inner ugliness made her even more unattractive. Now that she is gaining weight and resembling a hippo, she is getting even more revoltingly revolting looking by the second. She is well on her way to 200 pounds.

  3. AnnaPelt Is Happy at 138 says:

    What a cunt. So the lucky winner saves $50?

    “In cash.” The wordage of an escort…

    • Hangonlikegrimdeath says:

      why doesn’t she just spend those cards? i could find a way to get rid of $500 in sephora. i could probably spend all of it on dr. hauschka products alone.

      • kaka manna says:

        At the very least, every female friend/family member is guaranteed to receive a lovely bday or holiday gift until the balance hits zero.

        She is such a WASTE. She has so much in her life that she doesn’t make wise use of any of it. None of it means shit to her. The $525 earned from selling the cards would be pissed away in days on more headbands, cupcakes, massages, etc.

      • Hangonlikegrimdeath says:

        you’re right, i didn’t even think of the gift angle! why would she not hold onto them for that reason alone? could it be that she never really buys anyone gifts, narcissist that she is?

      • Jacy says:

        No shit! Me too! Buy gifts for friends and family, for God’s sake, if you’re that cheap and looking to save money at Christmas. This might be one of the most publicly unethical things she’s ever Tweeted/blogged.

      • melissa sue says:

        Because she needs the money, Hangon. She is busted up and broke. And I guess Wallet Thing got tired of paying for everything.

    • kaka manna says:

      Sorry, must read comments before posting! I echoed your sentiments below.
      When I go to a store – be it Barneys or Target – and I see a sign that says “SAVE 9%”, I laugh. It’s insulting.

  4. AnnaPelt Is Happy at 138 says:

    ALSO, now I’m mad, but WHAT A CUNT.

    If she was really the “nice” and “giving” person she claims to be, she’d host a giveaway on her site for some lucky reader stuck in Omaha or something, or give ’em to a starving student who would appreciate them.

    • flotsam says:

      Or sell it at more of a discount and give the proceeds to charity? Maybe one supporting breast cancer research? I hear there are a few out there still willing to take donations!

      I mean, she’s doing it on twitter and *not* on craigslist, which could be anonymous and therefore discreet if she really is low on cash. Why make a such spectacle of your shittiness/desperation?

      • Howfucky Derby says:

        People trying to sell gift cards on my local Craigslist get flagged off pretty quickly. There’s no way to know if the card you’re buying actually has the balance claimed.

        I guess you could meet Julia at Sephora and have the card balances verified. I wouldn’t trust the Donkey any farther than I could throw her — which, c’mon, I couldn’t even pick her fat ass up off the ground.

      • bitchface says:

        OT I hate Craigslist Nazi Community Flaggers

  5. Bunsy says:

    Wow, that’s the kind of stuff I give my doorman, my 17 year old neice, or the cab driver…

    But sell it? Cheesy.

  6. wonkeye says:

    How can a broad who regularly trowels on that much makeup on a daily basis afford to get rid of those Sephora cards? I’d figure that would only pay for about a month’s worth of slap for her anyway.

    • twankle toes says:

      Right?!? Of all the people to sell Sephora gift cards. Girls pancake makeup must set her back a few thou a month. I guess she got kicked out of Prop Thing’s apartment and is back to needing cash. Sad 🙁

    • cara says:

      I think she buys in bulk. Sephora can’t handle her needs.

    • Arl says:

      I don’t understand that either. Even if she buys her makeup elsewhere, she should be able to find some skin product, hair product or fragrance at Sephora.

  7. Grimace says:

    Ewwwwwwww. So so so so trashy. This is worse than her selling her gross old clothes instead of donating them. I guess there were no takers on the Cartier watch she was trying to unload around the holidays? Broke and desperate. Not attractive.

    • melissa sue says:

      Or someone DID take her up on the Cartier watch. And she’s just that broke. Not having a job will do that to you.

  8. Nene to the Cray Cray says:

    She has to be posting all of this to incite her haters. She HAS to. Nobody is this stupid. Please tell me no one is THIS stupid.

    • Aspen > Tulips says:

      Seriously. I hope for her sake this is performance art, because otherwise it is so embarrassing and cheesy. At least sell them on Ebay under the veil of anonymity, but I suppose princess is too lazy for it (and Meghan, her go-to tech girl, probably still has yet to figure out how to set up an Ebay account).

      This particularity bit of stupidity has made me really stabby. ARGH.

  9. hey guys! i have some designer umbrellas to sell. if interested, leave $ with the doorman. CASH ONLY.

    • totaljing says:


    • totaljing says:

      Hey Readers! I have some day-old Blueprint Cleanse juices. 10% off, customer pays shipping, tax if applies.

      • i also have some leftover cupcakes. vary in condition from “like new” to “fair” (some have been err, um, licked). cash or store credit (at a HIP store like DEB okay!!! no coldwater creek!!!) only.

      • Jacy says:

        Hi everyone! I have three sets of greasy pelts to sell since I went back to traditional extensions. Black, brunette and orange! They go for $200 a piece, but I’ll sell them to you for $599. Save a dollar!

        Have a great day! xoxo Julia

      • Princess WideStance says:

        Black, brunette and orange!

        Oh Jacy, how wonderful you are.

    • Frizz Head says:

      Jacy, “save a dollar” slayed me.

  10. Jewlia says:

    A while back she was offering up a $500 Armani Gift Card to a reader who wrote in saying why they deserved it. She never announced a winner. My guess? She never had any intention if giving it away.

    • totaljing says:

      and picking a winner, copying an address, stamping it, and putting it in the mail would just be too much work.

    • ET says:

      My guess is as part of the promotion SHE got a $500 giftcard, and she took all those jeans back for a store credit.

  11. Jewlia says:

    Watch out PK! She’s going to start selling things from his apartment….if she’s still allowed in there. I’m guessing no at this point.

    • liy's 3rd eye says:

      I agree with the theory that Wallet Thing put the brakes on on Thursday.. and maybe one of his talking points was her lack of financial responsibility. Hence the big show of ” see I can make money”. By selling swag.

  12. kaka manna says:

    Wow…Less than 10% off. What a deal.

    • Colors_Insulting_to_Nature says:

      Why would anyone who has that sort of cash lying around for beauty products buy someone’s random gift card to save less than 10 percent? I predict she will get no takers…

  13. BurroBreath says:

    From her twatter stream:

    DOMAIN NAME SPRING CLEANING: Anyone want to purchase WhatWouldBlairWaldorfDo.com from me? What about 3Girls1Website.com? 12:12 PM Mar 19th via web

    According to the message on the site itself the registration for 3Girls1Website.com expired on 3/13/2010.

    Julia Allison, domainer extraordinaire!

    • twankle toes says:

      If NonSociety had been titled “3 girls one website” I honestly predict things would have turned out so very differently.

      • pescachickenarian says:

        It’d be false advertising for a start.

    • melissa sue says:

      THe thing about 3 Girls, 1 Web site that confuses me is … didn’t they always mean for NS to be a platform for other bloggers? So JA and MA didn’t have to blerg, but could instead, sit back and make money off of all the other ladies shilling on NS??

  14. Dyspeptic2 says:

    I’m really surprised that a $4-a-word journalist like Julia Allison must resort to selling her gifted/swagged Sephora cards for , um, I know math is hard, but isn’t that something like 91 cents on the dollar?

    • You can charge $4 a word all you want, but when you aren’t published. . . .
      Seriously? When was the last time she was published? And, no, the article that Cosmo hanged on to for a year doesn’t count.

      • Dyspeptic2 says:

        Um, that was my point. Julia Allison has only ever received $4 a word in her pink tulle dreams.

      • Donkey Lewis And The News says:

        I think “$4-a-word” is really liespeak for “$4 for a back alley handjob”.

  15. SA says:

    dear people who ask “why pick on julia allison? she is harmless! what could tiny and cute julia ever do that could incite such anger?”

    HERE YOU GO. fucking classless to attempt to make cash off gifts and an obvious leftover from her armani exchange sponsorship.

  16. LeaveMyCollegeAlone says:

    I’m sorry but WHO THE FUCK would buy a $400 gift card from a stranger on the Internet?


  17. If I were to spend that much money at a store, I wouldn’t care about getting $50 fucking dollars off at that point.

    What is wrong with her? Seriously, what is wrong with her? Seriously. What? Is wrong with her?

    • Jacy says:

      Honest to God. What is WRONG with her??

    • Records Custodian says:

      This will never, EVER stop being funny.

    • Miss Cast says:

      Less than 10% off for selling for cash? Girlfriend doesn’t get cash-for-stuff-I-don’t-want commerce. At least 50% of face value or it’s not worth me getting off my ass, leaving my apartment, going to an atm, etc etc.

      Boyfriend and I were in Tahoe and were given $100 in chips for the casino down the street. We got so drunk we forgot to use them and then were too drunk to gamble anyway so I wandered over to the line where people were cashing out their chips. Sold the $100 chips for $50 in about 3 minutes.

  18. misssparklecupcake says:

    oh. my. god.

    she clearly doesn’t understand the whole gift part of gift card.

    whether it was from someone she knows or a swag bag, it was still intended to be used as a mother fucking GIFT card. selling that shit for cash is pure fail.

  19. Something tells me that she’s so hard up for cash that she might take up on Smails’ offer sooner rather than later.

  20. Also? Her “lifehack” is stupid. They print the remaining balances on the receipts when you use the card, dumb ass. Way to kill trees.

  21. misssparklecupcake says:

    Apparently julia also doesn’t understand the difference between to “give” vs. “sell”. This actually makes sense since she also seems to have difficulty differentiating the products she “buys” vs. those that are “given” to her.

    “And now, speaking of gift cards, it turns out I have $575 in Sephora gift cards, which I would love to get rid of for $525 cash (or paypal).  I also have $442.01 in an Armani Exchange credit, which I’d love to give away for $410.  Anyone game?”

  22. twankle toes says:

    Don’t you kind of hope that tomorrow she’s standing outside the Midtown Sephora hawking this card to all the tourists that wander in. Like in her moonboots and pelts. “Hey, you gonna buy something in there? Cuz I got this credit for 575 dollars and I’ll give it to you for 525. Come on, can’t pass that up”

  23. I did something I never do. I emailed Julia.

    I told her I’d be happy to take those gift cards off her hands, ONLY if every penny went to Komen.

    • "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

      I love you, you sexy piece.

      • Her response?

        “Why don’t you guys donate to my breast cancer walk, and then we’ll talk?”

      • Princess WideStance says:

        Hahaha! Because RBNS needs to do something for HER (making it look like she’s raised so. much. money.) in order for her to consider being a decent human being?

      • I’d love for us to set up a charity thing to show how much more money we would raise than her.

      • bitchface says:

        why should we? We weren’t invited to her birthday parties. If I’m going to donate I at least want free booze and cupcakes.

      • bitchface says:

        the shihtzu rescue group?

      • qwerty says:

        So she really needs the cash? This pink poof of a womanchild is the black hole of class; no matter how much she’d like some, it’s never going to happen.

        Oh, and I’m so in on a RBNS sponsored charity thing.

      • DirtyLakeMichigan says:

        OMG… it’s happening. Visceral response:
        CUNT!!!! What a cuntariffic-cunty-cunt-faced-cunt-farty-CUNT!!!!
        I hate that word too.
        This seriously gave me the ragies.

      • No Money Peltskank says:

        Yeah, I’d be happy to donate to anything set up by RBNS, but I refuse to participate in enabling her any more by putting money into anything that runs in her name.

    • i say you find some random person who is also walking in the same race as Julia in Chicago (someone who is probably there for genuine support) and we all donate to that person. i think that would be grand.

    • shindigshorts says:

      I cannot believe she didn’t take you up on your offer. Money. For an important cause. One that she claims to care about. Could have been a moment of unfuckingselfish behavior. Jesus – I don’t even know where this phrase you all use started from but what is WRONG with her?

    • Grimace says:

      Can we all donate to rbillows walk instead?

    • diluted brain says:

      Don’t do it, JP! She just wants the attention since it would be under her name. F u c k her.

  24. iknowthingsboutJuliaAllison says:

    a) I don’t know why I’m writing this since I actually have shit to do tomorrow and need sleep but I’m going to reveal some tidbits I’ve been keeping to myself.

    b) all right, let’s fucking start. JA doesn’t pay her taxes on time.

    c) even on the phone, she sounds like she’s yelling.

    d) she is very clean.

    e) she is very organized with her clothes.

    f) She has frozen shitake mushrooms in her freezer.

    g) she has pink nail polish in her fridge.

    h) she has kitchenware in her cabinets that is never used.

    i) I don’t think she knows how to cook. anything.

    j) I wore one of her pants once. I don’t get it. she has this very tiny waist (well, HAD at this rate) but her fucking ass cheeks really stretch the crap out of those pants.

    k) she’s always on some birth control. even when she’s single.

    l) meghan asha has the sweatiest armpits ever.

    • Ha i love this. You should pop in every once in a while with a few tidbits.

    • it kind of sounds like you snuck into her apartment. im sure that’s not at all the case but i think its funny to imagine.

    • melissa sue says:

      wtf is she doing with mushrooms in her freezer? this intrigues me. i’ll bet it has something to do with a boy.

      also, this made me pee a little. i love that you are close enough to her to know what’s in her fridge and borrow her pants and decided to share it with us.

    • totaljing says:

      My favorite revealation is the Shitake Mushrooms. I have no idea why.

      • Fat Freddys Cat says:

        Yeah. That one got a double take outta me too. I’m thinking, shrooms? Cool! But non-psychedelic ones for someone who doesn’t cook? At all? Ummmm…no.

  25. juliajane says:

    juliaspublicist, I would donate generously to any charity rbns set up!

  26. Very Proud of the Heart I Drew says:

    Dear Julia,
    I am glad you mentioned the .01. I WAS thinking that there was no way I would spend $410 buying a fucking secondhand credit – not even gift card, credit – just to save 32 bucks, but $32.01. THAT sounds like a deal! YES! Let me come and pick that up from you! Awesome savings!

    Also, Julia, what a TIMELY comment on Brooklyn Decker’s SI cover! I totally had not seen that yet. You really have your finger on the pulse there. Really up on your current media/publishing events. Cause that’s part of your job as a lifecaster/journalist, right? Following that kind of thing. That’s cool. I had not already seen it and formed my own opinions about it like two months ago or anything.

    And let me just quickly say that your commentary on the historic vote that took place today has been astute, informed, and thought-provoking. I love it when you cover things that people would be interested in.


  27. BunnyBingo says:

    Hey Julia, you could donate those gift card to a womens shelter. I am sure they could make use of them. But that would involve you doing something kind and generous, so forget it.

  28. Nene to the Cray Cray says:

    Hey Julia! It’s me NeNe! I just wanted to take this opportunity to THANK you for all that you have done for women in your lovely 29 years. (An aside: Thank you Julia for making me, at 36, look so fabulous.)

    But back to Julia and her contribution to feminism. A brief history:

    -You dress up as a school girl. Because you love to, I’m sure.
    -Pink is your signature color. Lame.
    -Your dog is an accessory. I hate you for this.
    -You’re in denial. “I don’t drink” Yeah you do, look at your bloat you stupid donkey. Pharmaceuticals? Perhaps. You probably started taking them because Heath Ledger died and you deemed it as “trendy”.
    -MotherFuckin’ cupcakes. You’ve killed them for me. If I’m ever in a situation where a cupcake is present I instantly push out my hip bone, stick out my tongue and look for the camera with my flirty eyes. I have a strong suspicion my friends are staging an intervention.
    -You’ve NEVER supported yourself. Yes, you’ve made money, but never enough to support your lifestyle.

    And the cake (or cupcake) topper:

    A pathetic “I wanna get married” fishing expedition via Twitter. One of the saddest things I have ever seen. (And I have been privy to some sad stuff.)

  29. rld says:

    Does this selling of gift cards remind anyone of that scene in reality bites where Winona’s character’s father cuts her off and she goes to the petrol station to pay for random people’s petrol on her parent’s charge card in exchange for cash?

  30. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    Ho hum:

    “A|X Gift Cards are non-transferable, non-refundable and are not redeemable for cash.”

    • Dyspeptic2 says:

      Naughty Julia Allison.

    • Quaker says:

      Don’t gift cards expire after a certain point anyway?

    • someprobs says:

      This is just so sad.

      A) If you had 500 bucks, just fucking go to A|X if you want to. Sorry, a 20$ savings. Not worth the hassle.

      B) How desperate do you have to be to do such a thing in public?

      She was called out on her twitter for this and she responded.

      Wallet Thing has cut her ass off. So we’re back to the fire sales. HA!

  31. "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

    I love when she brings out the c-bombs from you guys. Makes me feel less lonely in my vulgarity. She cunts 25/8!

    Weren’t those Armani Exchange shills via Izea? They might like to know she’s publicly peddling secondhand credit acquired through her contract with them and their big name customer. What an unprofessional, classless WHORE.

    • melissa sue says:

      They might want to know if they gave a shit … Izea stopped working with Julse a while ago. Because she is a non-disclosing bitch.

  32. qwerty says:

    OT, but THIS.

    McCainBlogette # #imthekindofperson who is up on twitter at 5:30 in the morning 35 minutes ago via web

    juliaallison # @McCainBlogette – me too!! Hahaha 12 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to McCainBlogette

    The difference between the two is that MCain probably had a good night’s sleep and then, as a productive member of the society, woke up a bit earlier in order to attend to Twitter before starting her day.

    JA, on the other hand, spent the night trying to sell her stuff on the ‘nets (used panties might bring in more cash, honey) and stalking exes/obsessing over twitter contacts until the sun came up. Now she collapses only to wake up for “brunch” and muffins at 3pm.

    Rinse, repeat. And Momsers honestly thinks she works so. hard.

  33. someprobs says:

    It’s too much! It’s 6am and this bitch is saying good night!? After going through her gift cards from shills for yet another fucking fire sale??

    Ok. I’m changing my bet. Bitch was flat out dumped by PK.

    So i think we know for sure she has NOTHING going on and NO prospects.

    Everyone else gets up and works starting sometime in the AM, Janks. Pathetic!

  34. juliajane says:

    Awesome, a few people on twitter are calling Julia out on trying to make money off gift cards.

    lizlemonnn @juliaallison What about the Armani Exchange credit that’s clearly from your sponsorship deal with them? Jesus woman. Think before you type.
    about 9 hours ago from web

    juliaallison @lizlemonnn – I’m confused … Yes, of course it’s from that. But what about it? I got a shirt. Now I don’t have any use for it anymore. ??
    about 6 hours ago from web

    _carolinek @juliaallison I think the point is the need to disclose that it was a benefit from the sponsorship. That youre now trying to turn into cash.
    about 5 hours ago from web

    alexisjulian @juliaallison so the card was given to you for free. You’re making a 100% profit, and we all KNOW you got it for free. It’s a little rude.
    about 4 hours ago from web

    parkernosey @juliaallison Who does the PR for Armani Exchange? Let’s tell them that after getting paid to promote them you are selling their gift cards.
    about 2 hours ago from web

  35. Buddy says:

    Why would you anyone $500 worth of gift cards? If you’ve got $500 to drop at Sephora in the first place…?

  36. One thing: I know selling gift cards sounds sort of gross, but I see people selling them on Craigslist all the time, and it makes me think… I’m sure some of them lost their jobs or ended up in a difficult financial situation in some other way, and I can see how $500 would make a huge difference – like, pay rent AND eat instead of having to choose one… so I think it’s completely understandable under certain circumstances.

    This, on the other hand, is VILE. I’m sure she doesn’t *need* the cash – or if she does, she’s a truly pathetic moron for blowing $ on hideous shoes and Delia’s dresses like 3 days ago. More likely, she’s just a greedy, classless, stupid whore. GROSS. Take your 10% disCUNT and shove it, you disgusting, tacky hick.

    • liy's 3rd eye says:

      Well she could sell them on CL, and if she anted to sell them easily and quickly without drama, she SHOULD have sold them on CL. It’s just she thinks she is SO SPECIAL and needs so much special attention that she can turn her ‘lifecast job’ into her own personal CL.

    • jpa says:

      I’ve sold giftcards before. A friend gave me one to a home decor store and at that time I had moved from my apt, was unemployed and was staying with friends…needless to say, didn’t need it. I felt HORRIBLE selling it (on a website for giftcard sales…maybe Techie Meghan can find it, since they do exist) but desperate times…plus, it was only $50.

  37. Hipster says:

    Why not use the gift cards to purchase make up or skin care products for her future sister in law/the rest of the bridesmaids for the big day?

    Oh… because she’s a cunt.

  38. Driveby Commenter says:

    Why doesn’t she understand that selling the Arman Exchange card/credit is completely negating any positive publicity (heh) she gave them in the first place? It’s the same thing as telling everyone that there is NOTHING they sell that she would want to buy. I suppose the store credit is what she got for returning the jeans. Since she took back her promotion of their brand, shouldn’t Armani Exchange be entitled to take back what they paid her??

    No doubt she’s got sponsors lined up around the block, wanting to get in on her awesome shilling ability. SHE IS A STUPID, STUPID ASSHOLE. Also, CUNT.

    • True Confessions says:

      She EARNED that giftcard with HARD WORK


    • melissa sue says:

      Didn’t we see her PURCHASE several pairs of jeans during the shill video she made about A/X?

      • idiotbox says:

        Yah! the real question is: which intern learned a lesson on how to run an internet company by returning them?

    • flatface says:

      exactly driveby!
      It’s like afashion model gushing all over some fancy new coat in a tv ad. And then, at the end of the commercial, she peels it off, and asks the camera if anyone wants to buy this.. at a dscount.

    • Mini Driver says:

      So, I revisited the Julia & Her Sartorial Arch Nemesis: DENIM video to verify that the shopping spree was, in fact, sponsored by A/X. It was; she thanks them.

      Random observations:

      1) What the hell happened to that Grimace-purple motorcycle jacket? It was never seen again.

      2) The jeans were also disappeared.

      3) The sound quality so horrible I can’t tell what anyone is saying. At one point it seems like the b/g music is deliberately boosted to cover something Julia says in the dressing room. An explanation for this comes at the end, where a title reads “Edited by Julia” in purple lettering almost too small to make out.

      4) BEST PART: at 5:10, Julia says that the third pair of jeans is “so comfortable” because THEY’RE AN 8. EIGHT.

      It’s clear what transpired: she pretended to like the clothes for the sake of getting free shit, then returned them for a gift card that she’s now trying to unload for cash. Utterly classless, possibly illegal.

  39. Why doesn’t she just USE the cards? You can’t tell me that Julia can’t spend $575 in Sephora… she can use that to buy enough makeup, skin cream and hair products to last for a year. Or so. If she’s broke, she needs to think about how to budget out the coming months and the cards could help. You’d think such a savvy businesswoman would know that!

    And I can’t even comment on the stupidity of selling the A/X cards. Jesus.

    • idiotbox says:

      oh, silly girl. You must work for a living! She is dating prom king now. he can buy her whatever whenever!

      • It's Always Shitty in Donkadelphia says:

        Except she’s (probably) *not* dating
        PromKing/PropThing/PastTense now.

  40. Jordan Reid-Tard says:

    Let’s all call/write to the Armani Xchange Corp office. I believe the person to contact is the VP, Marketing & Communications listed towards the end of the link: http://www.linkedin.com/companies/armani-exchange

  41. Braycation says:

    “My breast cancer walk” will be the straw that breaks the donkey’s back for me.

    I have finally found my Julia breaking point, and I am already fuming and it hasn’t even reached it’s pinnacle moment of Bray-Cray yet. But let me just publicly announce now: this breast cancer walk, which she already is referring to as “MY breast cancer walk” is going to make me lose my mind.

    Without going into too much detail, I lost my mother to cancer in my 20s (not breast) and it was awful. I have had numerous friends my age battle cancer, including breast cancer. It is a shiteous, horrific disease. It has taken people I love and killed them in gruesome ways. And now Julia is going to take what is a great cause (Komen) and make it all about her and how charitable and generous she is, all the while focusing on crap like the color of her personalized shoes and not actual people suffering from cancer and other illnesses.

    We all know Julia is a terrible, stupid, worthless person. But for her to appropriate an illness – which really she knows nothing about firsthand – and make it all about it her is too much. Me me me! My cancer walk! My pink shoes! My cause! My pink breast cancer walk outfit! Pink pink pink let’s end cancer! Look at me making a wide stance pose in the middle of this dumb walk! Julia wouldn’t know cancer, or what it means to truly support a cause one cares about, if it shat on her head.This idiot has never truly suffered like people who have lost loved ones to cancer, and while I would not wish that suffering on anyone including the DONK, I do wish she’d experience some actual pain in her life, pain that makes “omg my ex is getting married” seem as pleasant as a cupcake binge. I truly hate this bitch with every drop of blood in my cat-lady body.

    • might as well jump says:

      She also kind of makes light of diabetes (see post about bookstores, candy, etc.) which in truth is a manageable disease, though it can also mean some seriously debilitating problems (and even death) for some people. Here’s what gets me though–she has a “platform” of sorts to provide content and educate people on her blog, and she just wastes it with juvenile attempts to look funny and witty. Oh, the superficiality! It’s getting lame….

    • wish I didn't know her says:

      Oh, Braycation, I hear you, having lost a parent to cancer, as well. There is no way to understand it if you haven’t gone through it yourself. Your hurt and anger comes through loud and clear, and even though it is beyond the Donkey’s ability to empathize with anyone, there are plenty of us here who feel your pain and understand your rage. I hope that makes you feel just a tiny bit better.

      • Braycation says:

        Yes, she makes jokes about diabetes, eats cupcakes while lecturing about food-related diseases in America…she is truly the worst. Might As Well is right – all she’s done to educate her readers about her breast cancer movement is to talk about the material/consumerist side of it. I’ve never felt the Donk-rage so many people speak of until now. It is hot pink and stinks like a used faux-ga mat.

        Wish I Didn’t Know – I hope I don’t sound too much like a crazy person. It’s just that her ignorance, lack of awareness and lack of ANY life experiences whatsoever make me want to puke all over Prom King’s floor. The reason her lifecast is so pathetic is because her life is so shallow. She’s 29 and has nothing to show for it. She doesn’t create any new experiences for herself, nor has her life presented her with any learning experiences…not that she’d actually learn anything from them if it did.

        Is it too early for a Franzia party? I need to self-medicate.

      • melissa sue says:

        It is hot pink and stinks like a used faux-ga mat is not only a GREAT cat lady nickname, it’s also my new catch phrase.

    • Arl says:

      It really gets to me that she wants to act like she supports the organization, but she has never said why. She never has expressed why she desires to fund-raise for Komen, why she thinks it’s a worthy cause, etc. Never even a “cancer bad” tweet, it’s just all, “Look at me, I’m charitable!”

      She didn’t even pay to take part in the walk. She probably won’t donate anything herself. I have a sneaking suspicion some type of emergency/health problem that will arise that keeps her from actually participating beyond taking a picture with a pink tent. Because her heart isn’t in it, she has no motivation other than attention so she will fail miserably and a good cause will go by the wayside.

      • Braycation says:

        Guaranteed she picked breast cancer as a movement because it fits with her preferred color theme. Also guaranteed: in the next 24 hours she posts a “Why I care about breast cancer” posts or better yet, makeup-less 3am video.

    • It's just me says:

      She put her own name on the fucking shoe.

      What? Is wrong with her?

      I just…can’t.

    • Dyspeptic2 says:

      You would think Miss Julia Allison’s experience with high-school sweetheart Dan would have sobered her up about cancer and made it Not About Her. But you’d be wrong.

      • Onocentaur says:

        You’d also think that she’d choose to do work for a charity related to the kind of cancer that Dan has, rather than just one with a color scheme she likes. if I had someone as close to me as Dan is to her, I’d want to do something to show my support for my friend, rather than pink crap.

      • Braycation says:

        This and this!

    • partypants says:

      I also empathize with your pain, and the pain of anyone losing a parent to cancer.

      Julia is a self-absorbed beyatch.

      *passes franzia*

    • bitchface says:

      Pink pink pink let’s end cancer! = awesome summarization

  42. wish I didn't know her says:

    “@lizlemonnn – I’m confused … Yes, of course it’s from that. But what about it? I got a shirt. Now I don’t have any use for it anymore. ??”

    Dear Julia,

    You seem to be getting a very negative response about this, and it looks like you may the only one who doesn’t understand why. Since you are confused, let me try to explain it to you.

    You see, by making that video about Armani Exchange, and accepting free stuff from them, you entered into an agreement with them — ethically, if not contractually.

    When you use your name and your public persona to try to publicly sell stuff, that is called an “endorsement.” You are acting as a spokesperson for the sponsor and telling people, by the very fact that you have agreed to do this, that you actually recommend this product.

    So when you turn around and try to sell that AE gift card, in the most public forum imaginable, you are, in essence, saying, “Forget what I said in that video. There is nothing at AE that I want to own.” That negates the good stuff you said before, and in addition, selling their gift card on twitter cheapens their brand.

    There. I explained it with no snark, because I truly want you to read my words and try to process them, rather than ignore what I say because you think I’m a hater.

    *whew* (wipes sweat from brow)

    • dutchpeltedcow says:

      Thank you. It’s a little ridiculous that she doesn’t GET where the issue lies. Idiotaaaaa.

    • It's Always Shitty in Donkadelphia says:

      Kudos, WIDKH, you have been heard.

      • Driveby Commenter says:

        Hooray for CrazedCupcake, most awesome Twitterer evah! I hope lots of the ‘normies’ (i.e. non-Ribnessers) do the same thing. If the sponsor thinks Julia has so much influence that they chose her to promote their brand, then they need to know how much influence she has to trash their brand.

        Donkey is long overdue for a major comeuppance. I’m not talking about karma getting her for being such a hateful twat to people she thinks are beneath her — we can see by her busted face and failed relationships that karma is handling that score very nicely. I’m talking about a lawsuit or a public bitchslap from entities such as NBC, TONY, Fashion Week organizers, Izea, etc., for all her lies and misrepresentations.

    • bitchface says:

      this is in the same vein as the pouty “those who hate ME are just jealous h8trz”

      Julia, seriously, you have no class if you don’t see anything wrong w/ this. It makes you look unsophisticated, tacky, ungrateful, unprofessional, thankless wretch.

      “An ungrateful [man] is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from.”

  43. EggnogDeepDish says:

    This reminds me of that episode of Entourage where the fat one is trying to sell $1200 worth of Apple store credit for $700 to buy an awesome sweatsuit for a Playboy mansion party.

  44. Loren Feldman says:

    Sigh. Wanted to keep quiet. Anyway my friend Missy Ward is very into raising money for breast cancer. She is a strong alpha female. She does A LOT of good work for this cause.


    Anyway, I know we are all working class cat people here and things might be tight cash wise, but forward the link. Missy is solid.

    • might as well jump says:

      This is great, Loren. Informative content here, with some clear and powerful goals!

      • Loren Feldman says:

        Missy is one of the heaviest people on the web. She’s done mad amounts for this cause. She is a player. Very successful woman.

      • bitchface says:

        tsk, never call a woman “heavy” unless you are referring to JA’s thighs

  45. Dr. Fraud, MD says:

    I was wondering…you know, I look at this picture and can’t help myself…I start to play “Spot the Psychpathology.”

    It’s like “Where’s Waldo” except it’s ALL WALDO. Help me count the ways this is so WRONG.

  46. kittenzzz says:

    How about you give someone with breast cancer the cards?

    Damn woman, it’s too early to have this hot bubble of disgust radiating in my chest.

    • bitchface says:

      “hot bubble of disgust radiating in my chest” – I’ll be that’s the same feeling JA gets when PromThing whips his one eyed snake out

  47. for serious?? says:

    Oh, the crazy. See this from her twitter:

    I can’t decide on which side of the sexual prowess dichotomy Rahm Emanuel falls. Is he extraordinary in bed? Or extraordinarily horrific?
    about 13 hours ago via Echofon

    YOU can’t decide, Donkey? One would have to sleep with him to know the answer and she is simply a honking, braying donkey.

    The breast cancer walks gives me the ragies, but I know it’ll never really happen and we’ll hear less and less about it as the months go on.

    She is batshit insane!

    • No Money Peltskank says:

      I know it has been said many times, but what is WRONG with her?! By now I don’t even find her entertaining anymore. Just maddening and sickening. She must make her own brain hurt, if that’s possible.

    • might as well jump says:

      Does anyone remember the part of his interview on 60 minutes (last night) when he talks about his kids getting up around 5am to swim with him because he just doesn’t have the time to see them as much as he wants–and that’s about the only time that he can. He almost tears up–it was quite touching…and all this chica is thinking about is his sexual prowess in bed. Wha?

    • Dr. Fraud, MD says:

      Remember she’s, among other things, a pol groupie.

  48. Har-Har says:

    Wow, I just read Vie’s latest post about juice cleanses and Georgie’s latest post about healthcare, and I cannot believe that Julia calls herself a blogger. Vie and Georgie obviously did some research and presented their opinions in an open, accessible way. Julia, on the other hand? “Me, me, me. Who wants to give me money? I find it strange that not everyone wants to talk about ME!”

  49. What you cat people fail to realize is that after my pilot, or pilots get picked up and my ‘fuck you’ money starts rolling in… I will be in a position to donate more money to fight cancer than all of you combined! Mind you, I still won’t actually donate any of my own money then, but with my increased celebrity I will be in a position to convince even more people everywhere to give money to ‘pink-themed’ charities. Okay, back to sleep now… I need another four hours of sleep at least until I get up and meet a friend for breakfast at 3:30pm in the East Village.

    Toodles haterz!

  50. Har-Har says:

    Also I’m offended that she’s carrying a bag with my zip code on it. We don’t want you here.

    • I Just Bray says:


      Also, affiliating yourself with a trendy alumni magazine does not make anyone believe you went to Harvard. Or even fucked anyone from Harvard. Give up!

  51. Buddy Boy says:

    Gosh, I wonder if she even bothered to walk poor Lilly before she hit the sack at dawn? Poor Lilly — kept awake all night and how a full bladder until Donk finally wakes up this afternoon.

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