she was gonna ‘shop it in later, but she’s got other parteeeez to git to. she is NOT RANDOM!
She probably photoshopped it out, because she don’t drink, y’all. Damn, get it straight!
Close your legs burro.
These are amazing. I can’t even wrap my head around the crazy. Love.
“and THIS is how I paid Prom King for the dresses.”
Oh, NOW is going to revoke my membership for laughing at that.
Who called “Julia standing on something she should not be putting her shoes on” as one of the photos we’d see coming down the stream? Take a bow.
Yepity yep: bingo square! Donkey mounted on improbable surface!
what a freaking nut job. if she put her criminal mind energy toward an actual job she could be making crazy “fuck you” money, legitimately.
Also, she and Megan Alagna need to come out of the closet.
i love that dadsers shot this latest faux-to shoot!
Why does she have to sit on TOP of the bench back? Is there a reason she can’t just sit ON the bench??
She has a thing for disrespecting public furniture. It’s her party and she’ll step on couches in heels if she wants to.
One square closer to bingo.
How else to give us a good look at her shoes? She’s crazy like a fox. A batshit insane crazy ol’ fox.
Is she still trying to make up for her parents cancelling a childhood birthday? The fucked up issues in this family are mind boggling.
Seeing those heels dig into the banquet cushion made me wince.
ugh, YES. who called it: julia standing inappropriately on furniture, in heels.
Note to self: Mini, read to end of article to make sure FC! hasn’t made the same crack you just did
This one’s worse. It captures the precise moment when her heel punctured the banquette.
The dress I can take, but those shoes are disgusting! Clompers!!
I hope Prom King enjoyed seeing how Julia treats her guests, and how she acts at a party. It had to be a real eye-opener, especially if he’s only seen her acting with a modicum of sense and decorum up to now.
What makes you think she’s been acting with a modicum of decorum? She tweeted throughout an entire date that probably cost him thousands!!
Why’d she tie a shoelace to her head? Is that preppy?
I don’t think I have ever been to an “adult” party with balloons as decor. This looks like a photo from the Donkeyville High Homecoming Dance.
I am no psychiatrist, but the pathologies showing in that picture are mind boggling. The daddy issues, the narcissism, the lack of self awareness, and the list goes on, and on….
Widestance combined with pigeon-toe. Is this a new variation? I know Jordunadorable favors the pigeon-toe stance. . . .
Dadsers is in San Fran bc the little ladies need to answer to Poppa Parikh about where all of the money has gone…
All I can say is, thank fuck I’m not Julia Allison. God.
Me and my friends spent an excellent afternoon relaxing next to a lake (it’s summertime in NZ – haha! you Mericansnowfuckers!) We had wine and beers and kayaks and shit. And I haven’t heard from my friend in Chile, but that is every person in the world, so we all live in hope.
Julia – you’re the donk who needs to get a life.
ps. drunk. To our friends in Chile – hope+love!
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