A dispatch from a party-goer:
Jordan and Kendrick smoke.
Julia did nothing but look in mirrors and pose for pictures all night.
She was hugging Chaz Forman a lot.
Blakeley was there; he loves himself.
Momsers is deluded and clearly stark raving mad.
Dadsers is awkward as fuck.
PK came home today to find his apartment filled with strangers; what a great guy!
Donks and Miss White Strips wore ridiculous Oklahoma!- looking dresses.
Adrien was dreadfully frightened Mary would find out he was at the party. Smart, Pocket Gay.
Fatty Kate is beautiful.
Donk is a self-important twat.
And no one should miss this Twitter stream.