Woman Who Has No Minority Friends Chastises VF For Its Lack of Minorities

PS. One sobering note, though.

They’re all very … white.

Vanity Fair, you couldn’t have featured any up and coming young actresses of color?  NONE???

It’s 2010.  For shame!

No, Meghan doesn’t count. She’s rich and half-white. So Julia? Shut up, and be sure to thank the commenters of Gawker for telling you how to think.

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84 Responses to Woman Who Has No Minority Friends Chastises VF For Its Lack of Minorities

  1. Good Thoughts says:

    As if she could give any examples of any up and coming young actresses of color. I think she’s seen like two movies/plays in the last two years.

  2. juliaspublicist says:

    Also her write up on the cover totally screams, “MSNBC!!! Call me!!!!!!”

  3. HaHaHa says:

    Aren’t most bloggers white girls too??

  4. Ba Donka DONK says:

    Aw, she’s just copying Michael K. http://dlisted.com/node/35874

    She has no original thoughts that aren’t about herself.

    • juliaspublicist says:

      Speaking of D-Listed. Can I just say that this has to be the funniest post on that site ever? http://dlisted.com/node/35877

      • Ba Donka DONK says:

        I know, right? I’m so jealous that my life isn’t full of rainbows and empanadas 🙁

      • fuck camping! says:

        dlisted is pretty damn funny. it gives me the lulz that i have to suppress, sitting here at my desk, so my officemates don’t yell at me. *snort*

      • juliaspublicist says:

        I am totally stealing rainbows and empanadas.

      • zandra says:

        dlisted is without a doubt the funniest website EVER.

        apart from julia’s NS page. but you’re laughing with dlisted, not at it.

      • bitchface says:

        and MichaelK has a talent with words that Julia can only drool over

        Gael Garcia Bernal is one hawt slice of manmeat. I’d take him over boring vampire boy any day

    • juliafoolia says:

      MK is on my list of sites I cannot go a day without visiting! I’ve had about a billion “silently shaking doubled over in pain, as I can’t openly sit and laugh at work LEST I get fired” moments reading his brilliance. Painful but soooo worth it. He has major talent and so many words and coined phrases of his have found their way into random conversations.

  5. Amazing says:

    You know she only posted this because someone else wrote her and said the exact. same. thing.

  6. fuck camping! says:

    OOH OOH, donkey is going to the sleep institute finally! hopefully they tell her “bitch, stop acting a fool, get yo ass outta bed, go for a walk, and let it unfold. you don’t have sleep apnea.”

    • shamoolia says:

      “Preparing to go to the New York Sleep Institute for 24 hours hooked up to electrodes to find out what the hell is wrong with my sleep!
      32 minutes ago from web”

      Nothing is “wrong with your sleep.” (but lots wrong with your sentence) You do nothing all day, have nothing to go to bed and wake up at normal hours for, you’re addicted to the internet and you have no structure in your life. You also have terrible eating and physical activity habits. Don’t need a fancy sleep center to tell you that.

      • juliaspublicist says:

        Nothing is ever her fault.

      • crazytrain says:

        “Nothing is ever her fault.” Bingo. I’m guessing it’s biology.

      • shamoolia says:

        So sad that “getting healthy” to her means a crash liquid diet and visiting a sleep center. Would it kill her add some structure and discipline to her life, to eat some salads and go to the gym two or three times a week? She’s such a lazy fuck. Always looking for a quick fix or a way to blame something else.

      • idiotbox says:

        Btw, do you think that she fought really hard to stay up after the doctor asked her to no longer use the cell (and I’m pretty sure she wasn’t allowed to bring her computer)? it’s obvious that her insomnia is only caused by her internet addiction. but she needs to be a special snowflake; she has plenty of discipline and you just don’t know how rare her sleep disorder is! i bet that deprived of internet she felt tired pretty quickly but fought against, lest there’s really nothing wrong with her. sleep-wise.

      • Dadser Plays Possum says:

        @idiotbox “special snowflake” exactly! She can’t have insomnia because tons of people have insomnia. She has to have something rare and special.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      Since when is insomnia called sleep apnea? She may well wind up talking to the kind of doctor she doesn’t want to see.

    • Har-Har says:

      Don’t worry, she’ll stop “having sleep apnea” once someone recommends a CPAP mask.

      • fuck camping! says:

        momsers already uses one. we know this because donksters bellowed it out into the twitterverse… way to be discreet.
        also, i can’t see julia actually the mask, even if they recommended it for her.

    • Pink Ruffled Cheese says:

      I’m also irrationally annoyed that she posted about her pajamas injecting “sartorial levity” into the lives of the Sleep Institute workers. First off, “sartorial levity” does not mean “funny-looking clothes.” It’s a nonsensical pairing of words that, upon second reading, would probably most closely mean “clothing constructed to convey a sense of humor” or “a sense of humor in clothing,” like, perhaps the famous Dior backwards-pantsuit worn by Celine Dion that one time. That’d be an example of sartorial levity, were this phrase actually meaningful and not merely the result of Julia trying to sound clever.

      Secondly, NO ONE cares enough about you to take note of your silly fucking pajamas for more than maybe a second. These are professionals who are there to work, not the be entertained by your antics which, by the way, do happen to be both GAUCHE and calculatedly TWEE.


  7. Fred Grott says:

    red alert material for new post:

    from JA’s twitter account:

    Preparing to go to the New York Sleep Institute for 24 hours hooked up to electrodes to find out what the hell is wrong with my sleep!

  8. She's just stupid says:

    Does this mean we get no tweets or posts for 24 hours or will she get the doc to do a photo shoot?

    • ab says:

      my sister did a sleep study and sent me a ton of photos of herself covered with sensors and wires running everywhere. Over/under on 3 photos of julia hooked up to various machines?

      also, they had my sister sleep 8 hours and take 5 20 min naps the next day. its a sleep-lover’s dream!

      • jpa says:

        I don’t mean to pry but in your sister’s case, wasn’t this kind of a last resort? I was under the impression that these types of observations were done after you’ve been to a doctor who has ensured that you’re maintaining a regular schedule, exercising, eating right, and just being healthy in general. I’m sure the first thing the regular doctor would ask would be, how often are you exercising and what does your diet consist of, followed by reccommeding turning off all electronics at least an hour before bed… This type of thing just seems like a last resort. But of course, not for our special snowflake.

      • shamoolia says:

        “followed by reccommeding turning off all electronics at least an hour before bed…”

        I’m sure the doctors were just so happy that our special snowflake was FUCKING BLOGGING FROM THE BED at her sleep study. What a stupid donkey.

  9. ab says:

    oh and also, I just gotta say: It totally irks me when people say things like so and so isn’t really a minority, cause they have money. Like, you’re only really mexican/black/asian if you are poor. Ugh. Sorry, I just heard a lot of crap like that in high school (or in my case, you aren’t mexican cause you are smart), and I just didn’t feel right not saying anything.

    • fuck camping! says:

      i can see your point… i don’t think it’s really meghan’s wealth, it’s that she was brought up as a white girl, and she behaves and thinks like a white girl. this was especially obvious when she visited india last fall, and stood out like a sore thumb. “her people” aren’t really her people; she considers herself apart, if not above. also, meghan has probably never encountered any racism… there are lots of indians in silicon valley and NYC. (if anything, it might be the reverse: meghan, why are you so dumb when all other indians are tech whizkids?)

      • ET says:

        Yeah but who are you to say she’s not a minority? Just because she has some qualifiers that are not typical of most minorities? That doesn’t make her any less tan, any less Indian.

        This is not personal attack on you specifically but just going off of ab’s point, nobody walks in the shoes of a minority (rich, smart, broke, dum,whatever) and goes undetected as a minority. People still see color and draw their own conclusions.

    • juliaspublicist says:

      You know, you’re right. As someone who came from a relatively well off Mexican family, I got this all the time as a kid.

      I guess what I meant to say is that a) Meghan has demonstrated a complete lack of grasp on her own culture (remember the slumdog boys and girls, anyone?) and that b) When Julia met Meghan, all she saw was dollar signs, because Meghan’s dad “was the founder of Sun.

      Julia is colorblind when it comes to money, but if you don’t have it, she is quick to judge you on the basis of the color of your skin.

      • Jack the Bulldog says:

        Excellent point, JP. But I would note that our girl looks for $$ signs first, followed by what she considers to be a celebrity/usefulness factor. After her pea brain is done with these two calculations, our dear Jules is certainly more than willing to judge on the basis of skin color, and I’ve observed such on a couple of occasions. Of course, Julia forgets that money and celebrity go up and down. Hence, all those burned bridges.

      • Madame Foofah says:

        Your writing in English is so good. Your people must be so proud.


        Yes to all

      • ET says:

        I agree with Jack. The few times I remember Jankles being happy about being photo’d with a minority (besides megs) was her Sports-writer mentor friend, and a cable news talking head anchor (who she couldn’t name because I’m sure she didn’t KNOW her name, but knew her from TV–typical!).

        So yes. Jackles like minorities. If they are famous or can help her somehow.

      • bitchface says:

        she judges on a lot of things: money, weight, how many times one is quoted online…..

  10. NuttyGrannyMoneybags says:


  11. What a STUPID, STUPID whore.

  12. Julia'sButtSweat says:

    Oh God…speaking of stupid whore—someone MUST post this Julia-at-the-sleep-center photo in all its frightening glory: http://twitpic.com/10ylq7

    • That'll do donkey says:

      Julia is geting video’d while she sleeps … that’s like nirvana to her, right? If she dreams of cupcakes while she is being taped she’ll have reached the mighty triumvirate of things she loves most!

      Well done Julia, you’ve found your calling in life. At last!

    • bettedavis says:

      I thought she was going to wear her pink jammies and “Team Blair” shirt???

    • juliafoolia says:

      K. I’ll put her out of her misery now. She has full blown NPD topped with untreated ADHD, a side of depression, a dash of learning disability and a smidgen of maladjusted emotional development. Sleep apnea, my ass.

    • ab says:

      yup. totally called it. but you know, the photo my sister sent me was actually in focus.

    • Dyspeptic2 says:

      Well, at least Julia Allison ditched the pelts for her sleep study vid.

  13. Grimace says:

    Julia is taking her time at the sleep center seriously .. Replying to tweets to make sure we all know her YSLs ARE REAL HATERZ!!! And they were a gift!! So there!!

    Still don’t believe her. She was always complaining that they hurt. Expensive shoes generally don’t hurt. She also showed a picture of her closet once and all of her remotely nice shoes were displayed on their boxes but the YSLs mysteriously didn’t have their box. they also sell the exact same style on those fake shoe sites.

    • ET says:

      Right? I could have sworn expensive shoes don’t hurt, but I wouldn’t know I don’t have any shoes more expensive than my $140 sneakers.

    • One Hundred Cats says:

      Grimmace, will you please hook me up with the picture of her closet.

    • IndianaState says:

      I wouldn’t know about expensive shoes not hurting, since these days buying shoes at Target is a luxury for moi….

      But if Julia squeezes herself into size 4 clothes, you just know she’s squeezing her hooves into a more tiny and cute size than she really wears, hence the pain.

    • Eight Dollar Grapefruit says:

      Those are not real YSL’s. Sadly, I can tell things like this from a former portion of my life as a brandwhore who is also familiar with the knockoffs. I would avoid buying knockoffs where you could tell the difference. And I can tell the difference on those hoof-covers that Jaba posted…

    • juliajane says:

      I think they look cheap regardless of their actual cost.

    • ets says:

      eh… I own louboutins that hurt like a motherfucker. but I agree that hers are absolutely fake… the soles look cheap as hell. oh-and the closet pic was from a year or so ago, before these were “gifted” to her. (clearly the donk has been a part of my life for far too long.)

      • Har-Har says:

        I’m pretty sure the soles are the wrong color, too (shouldn’t they be black?)

      • Ginger Sans Pelts says:

        I’m not an expert on designer shoes, but from my experience I have to agree with Ets. My most uncomfortable shoes are also my most expensive ones.

        That being said, JA’s “YSLs” look like something she got from FlyJane for $19.99. It would be even sadder if they were real, because they look like shit.

      • Jacy says:

        Yes, I have expensive shoes that hurt like a motherfucker.

    • shamoolia says:

      Those shoes (I think she also has the tan pump) look like the came straight off of a fake designer shoe site like this one –


      And the fact that she got so defensive about it and included the line about how they were a “gift” from “Bergdorf’s” (we all know how she loves to fake shop there and just try on clothes) just makes it sound even more like she’s lying out of her raft ass.

  14. puddingnose says:

    The sleep study is wasting their money — I’m sure she’s getting a stipend for partcipating, no?

    • Jordache and the Pelts says:

      I think she (her folks) might be paying for it. I occasionally scour these studies for potential cash and I’ve never run into any “sleep studies.” I think its a disposable income thing.
      A relative did it a couple of years ago and it’s crazy expensive and he still has trouble sleeping. Funny, like Donkey, he has a comfortable life (wife supports him) and he doesn’t really “work.” He’s not a Jackass though.

  15. Alana Joy says:


    Staying overnight for a sleep study? I work for myself (except I actually work) and oftentimes stay up nights trying to meet a clients deadline or doing work on my own sites after client work is finished. I know MANY other “funemployed” people who manage to maintain crazy yet consistent schedules without admitting themselves to an institution for “study”. More psychotic behavior. “It’s worrisome”.

    I think she comes off as more of someone with a Borderline Personality Disorder than NPD. If you look it up, it actually has most of the symptoms of NPD but with some others as well that seem to fit the bill perfectly. Including using imagined or self-imposed ailments to gain attention and manipulate people.

    Set a fucking alarm every morning and haul your bloated ass out of bed. Take your fucking dog for a walk and then GO FOR A GOD DAMN RUN. Write for at least one hour per day. Eat something healthy in the morning. Stop obsessing over your love life (or lack thereof) and find fulfillment in yourSELF, your WORK, your FRIENDS (make some?). It’s amazing what a SIMPLE routine will do for ones ‘sleep’ dysfunctions.

    Sadly, it isn’t her sleep that is dysfunctional. That is just a symptom of the greater problem. A psychological problem that really isn’t very funny close up. She’s like a mental Monet.

    If her parents, friends, anyone really cared about her: they would let her hit rock bottom and figure out on her own how to crawl up out of there.

    Grow UP woman. You are almost 30, and this is just disgusting. Revolting.

    Oy, I can’t. I can’t go on. It’s too much.

  16. TackyCow says:

    The twit pics she has been posting from the psych ward have been priceless. She is there for a whole day though so I wonder where Lilly is? Surely she would not just puppy pad the place and leave her. If she does then good luck to the landlord on selling the pink palace.

    That poor dog just needs a good home already. SAVE LILLY!!!!

    • idiotbox says:

      that’s totally what i’ve been thinking. it’s too obvious that she’s narcissistic, irresponsible and selfish.

  17. Anna says:

    An aside: I just read Mary’s new bio and found it curious that Julia is mentioned by first name only whilst Meghan gets the full name treatment. Seems as though Mary is trying hard to distance herself from the donkey. Hardly surprising.

    • juliafoolia says:

      Funny too that Mary gets the “Nonsociety alum” treatment from JA when she rolls out a brand spankin’ new site that looks miles ahead of anything NS has ever done. Any other day she’d have been “Mary/Mary Rambin”. Transparent, that JA.

  18. Fred Grott says:

    The difference between Courtney Love and Julia is?

  19. shamoolia says:

    What a stupid fuck. Who stays up tweeting and blogging until 1 a.m. during your fucking SLEEP STUDY? I hope the doctors booted her ass out of there for wasting their time (taking fucking pictures of her) and told her to go home.

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