I really want to ask a recent date if he found it as awkward & boring as I did. Not to be rude, but to satiate my curiosity. Should I?19 minutes ago from web
I thought he was a great guy & given his stats (smart, cute, theoretically “funny”) chemistry SHOULD have been there. But it just wasn’t.3 minutes ago from web
I’m heading out for beer. So all I will say is this: FUCK OFF, JULIA!
Have a nice weekend, y’all!
UPDATED WITH RANT FROM JACY:
Jesus Christ, I’ve been sick all day but this has been enough to cause me to lift my head from the pillow and vent spleen.
Hey, Jackles-ass, you won’t NEED to tell him you had a shitty time on your stupid date, because you just Tweeted it to all your followers, one of whom just happens to be HIM. Real subtle, real classy.
To the Comedy Writer: BULLET DODGED, my friend, BULLET DODGED.
I knew, I just knew, the whole “I found a boyfriend” thing was aimed at someone — it always is. They had a crappy date but started Twitter-following each other anyway, he probably told her he wasn’t really interested, and within hours she was Tweeting about falling in love with someone she least expected to fall in love with, making sure she got it out there that it was someone in California, and braying about having a boyfriend.
This chick is unbelievable.