- God, I *wish* I had a trust fund! Or maybe I don’t. I’ve known people who do, and there are always strings
- To those who asked: No, I don’t have a trust from my parents. No, my parents don’t give me any money. Yes, they paid for my education.
- Why is it, no matter how much you realize you shouldn’t care, when men you once dated are giant dickbags, you’re still deeply disappointed?