Talking to Dan on IM. He might have cancer again.
I fucking hate cancer.
The last thing on my mind is watching a fashion show right now. I’m sorry.
This is classy, even by JA standards.
Tired, Jules, after an exhausting couple of days convincing David Karp to censor the many bloggers who are totally onto you? Don’t feel like going to work after “letting” Mary do all the Fashion Week chores again for TMI? Need some sort of publicly stated excuse to stay home? How about outing your ex-boyfriend’s possible relapse?
Oh, and then, why not bring the entire conversation back to YOU, because that’s what one DOES upon learning a dear friend might be facing another battle with cancer. You talk about your non-weight gain! And in doing so, you suggest that your BFFs, business partners and “beloved sisters” are anorexic. To prove to the haters THAT YOU ARE NOT FAT!!! DAN, WHO MIGHT HAVE CANCER AGAIN, SAYS YOU’RE NOT!!! AND DAN’S SMART, AND HE MIGHT HAVE CANCER!!! SO BACK OFF, HATERS!!!! AND DON’T ATTACK ME, BECAUSE DAN MIGHT HAVE CANCER!!
Dan & Julia Conversation, Part I
Dan: People will not stop asking me about Mary’s haircut.
Me: HAHHAHA are they talking about how I’m fat, too?
Me: I’ve been getting that a lot lately. “Julia looks like she’s about to implode” was my favorite.
Dan: No, no one who talks to me says you’re fat.
Me: Oh that’s good. That’s a plus.
Dan: They all agree with me that you hang out with too many people that are anorexically skinny. And if you are around normal sized people, you look tiny, because you are, in fact, tiny.
Me: I just feel like my face is fat. I feel sort of ugly and fat bc of fashion week. I think one tends to lose perspective.
UPDATE: Here’s some more of that TRAUMATIC conversation that Jackles had with Dan tonight that prevented her from going to work. She is so worried about Dan! If by “worried about Dan,” one means obsessing once again in a pathological manner about oneself and how the hectic pace of lying around and posting private IM conversations is sure to destroy a person:
Dan: Well, you are overworked and over-stressed and wearing makeup for pictures all the time and that isn’t good for your face or your body’s water-tissue balance. And yes, your lifestyle means that you are way over-exposed to visual scrutiny.
Dan: Like those celebrities in people who get caught looking ugly. An easy 50% of the time, it’s like “congrats, you took 5,000 pictures and she looks like a normal person in 1 of them and now the headline is ‘so-and-so has imploded and has an alien growing out of her face.”
Me: I know. I never thought I’d say this, but … I’m pictured out. I no longer want to dress up and put on makeup and take photos every day. I am fine with doing it ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS.
Dan: hahaha too much attention?
Dan: well all i have to say is GIBFT: Good It’s About Fucking Time
Me: blah blah blah you suck
Dan: I saw you for three days, your lifestyle: not sustainable.
By the way — is this further evidence of just how HAPPY Jackles is? Wasn’t it just a few days ago that Jackles was braying about Never. Being. Happier. Before. In. Her. Whole. Entire. Life.